random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Kier]

If you use the balldo before me, I'm sending my henchmen after you. It's bad enough that @RekietaLaw beat me to it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm a fag, bro.

 

[DeepLurker]

Not a submission, but 2 random_text entries still point to kiwifarms.net

 

[JustSomeDong]

I have a bad feeling about this fat shaming war. One of us is gonna end up crying gravy tears

 

[Meat Target]

Open source hookers? I'm not sure I like the sound of that.

 

[Gentlebastard]

My girlfriend's mother once got irrationally/italian mad at me

Glad to see porn games haven't much evolved from 2000s newgrounds meet n fuck games

Can you imagine if the Boondocks did another 'Itis/soul food episode but about this shit? Feels like a serious missed opportunity. I can imagine Ruckus releasing some bombshell book telling the White man that niggas be washin the chicken they sell in Clorox and it somehow turns into a parody of the whole Jews poisoning wells thing

Ah, literal faggotry. I assumed metaphorical.

i will never understand how there are people who are able to feel any sort of sexual attraction to something like a minecraft character. this design is so far from human that i cannot fathom how one can paint nipples onto a square and feel, in any way, aroused by that. The coomer brain is absolutely amazing for it to be so preoccupied with masturbating that it can find the first thing that vaguely represents genitalia and immediately get these people absolutely rock hard. Not only that, but the fact that this content gets them so rock hard that they feel that revealing their actual, real-world identity to a shady stranger who is able to keep and store this information is a fair trade for blocks with cocks.

to be frank we're a much better bunch of autistic faggots

Freud was right, these hoes are mad jealous of our schlongs brothers

"with a horsey"... Is this a zoophile dogwhistle? He sucks that horse off, doesn't he?

This guy is a furry anarchist podcaster, and even he is ragging on the Tranch.

What a legacy. They went in with such high hopes, and through their own belligerence, laziness, and stupidity destroyed a beautiful plot of land, killed numerous alpacas, and are now a joke to almost everyone. Pretty soon, nobody will believe it even happened.

Goddamn man, it's easier to get classified government documents than this Minecraft porn mod.

He should walk away from the computer and talk to real people.

Or, you know, convert his genitals into a collapsing tunnel. Cos that would definitely tell him.

edit: stop rating me deviant, im checking it out to see if they're doing anything strange, i have little interest in the texture files of minecraft futas

I used to laugh when people said God has abandoned us. But letting this thing make and release a minecraft sex mod is proof that he has.

Moot was to 4chan what Jersh is to us. The leader. The paragon. The visionary.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Fucking real, government sanctioned meme wars. Fuck me.

I laughed at the thread title and envisioned some troll post about NATO being gay or something. then I started reading the OP and lost faith in humanity I didn't know I still had. I support all these faggots being purged with nuclear fire, along with both Russia and Ukraine, and Lithuania and Estonia and whoever the fuck else is involved in this faggotry, and then also every other country in the world, including my lovely home country of Burgerland. drop the very last bomb directly on top of my head please. thank you and goodnight

We can't have the Government continue to send our reddit gold to Ukraine

I'm getting cramps and muscle spasms from secondhand embarrassment.

 

[conodont]

make the quotations face the right way

 

[Return of the Freaker]

and I don't mean "lol niggers bottom text" black comedy.

 

[Kheapathic]

Weird seeing her with clothes on.

 

[Meat Target]

In a perfect world he's be locked up in a padded room, happily picking his nose and drawing maps on the walls with his feces.

 

[LurkTrawl]

HOT WOMEN would like to EAT your MAKEUP, gone SEXUAL, 18+ (ANAL)

 

[Autistic Joe]

His entire life is an own goal. Nigga yeeted his own dick.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Nyla Rose is Nia Jax
Finkle is Einhorn!

 

[Titty Figurine]

I read your title, and thought you were retarded. Then I read your post, and have come to the conclusion that you are even more retarded.

On a scale of unfunny, he would rank below Lizzo and Amy Schumer but slighly above Kim Jong Un.

Wears shirts that let everyone know she likes pussy and talks about her masturbation habits too often. You know the type.

 

[Pedophobe]

Kiwi farms is for angry fatties who like to complain about the opposite sex.

Lolcows don't need to be likeable to be precious to us - quite the opposite.

Is there ever a good time to tell people that you're a total batshit lunatic?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He was defending himself against a Nazi aggressor!
#BuckbeakDidNothingWrong

goblins are offensive Jewish caricatures

I meant to post about this back on September 1

I will, I will not tolerate amateur hour racism

Calling someone British is a terrible and uncalled for insult. Let's not be barbarians.

Don't know that I've ever seen a more stompable group of faces

This is the saddest gayop ever.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Straight guys aren't gonna use enough lube, not going to stretch you out ahead of time, and they'll cum in your butt and give you diarrhea. After my first time the guy proudly crowed "you won't shit right for a week!"

 

[Spud]

If Osama Bin Laden were still alive, I'd be sending him fan mail encouraging him to give it another shot.

So far from God, but so close to Israel.

 

[Meat Target]

You can teach a kid how to spot abuse without needing them to know what a Cleveland steamer is.