random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Autistic Joe]

Strayans are just built different. I've heard of shooting, slicing or beating an intruder to death, but FUCKING one to death is on a whole new level.

you can't be sure the drugs didn't kill him but you can be sure they didn't buttfuck him along the way.

It's like covid: died OF rape or died WITH rape?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

What sexuality do you need to be attracted to Dylan? Horrormonstersexual?

*Dylan Mulvaney

 

[Autistic Joe]

The question is not, "Why is there a trans genocide?"
The question is, "Why is there not a trans genocide?"

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

What's the point of shitting on someone's stuff after you already shit on their dick?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm not comfortable with anime people producing children. There should be government programs to prevent this sort of thing.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Null does not yet have the technology to know the genital configurations of every poster

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Honey, I need your help to covertly troll a fat retard who ate himself into 4 strokes"

I can confirm that in Pensacola I said this exact series of words and when it happened they did not shoot my big stinky niggerdog

I bow to your superior stalker childing skills.

'YouTube Streamer turns into alcoholic sex pest' is just Tuesday.

He's constantly checking that he is indeed fitting in among the rest of the humans, Zuckerberg style. The guy is a hollow-shelled sociopath.

What are the odds on it being another degenerate tranny?

Conspiciously absent from the list was his increasingly extreme pornography addiction.

What an absolutely retarded thing to say. You would have to have gotten through high school with a 1.2 GPA to believe something that dumb

He's such a breath of fresh air as a cow

Not a tranny, not a politi-cow, not a furry, not a weeb, not a super degen coomer, not a shut-in neckbeard, not a pedo ()

Just a good ol fashioned retard on the internet

I know you lurk kiwifarms buddy. YOU SHOULD CREDIT US NOW

I wonder how much porn, Reddit, and Discord is behind this.

I owe being able to pretend to be normal in public to him.

"Personally, I've been dying to find that one screencap with Anon flying to Paris, stealing a skull from the catacombs then ejaculating inside the skull. Does anyone remember it? If so, can anybody share it?"
I love and hate how I know exactly what he's talking about and probably where I have it, except I have so many archived posts I don't know exactly where.

It's all very confusing. I think I need to drink my prayers and say my vitamins.

KF has refined my clocking skills to a terrifying degree.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Adding a couple more stickers to make the next migration slower

Total Sticker Death.

Kiwi Farms going down is like 9/11 for autistic people.

stickers are infinitely more important than content

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It's easy to get caught up in the thrill of the dox.

 

[Pedophobe]

His life would make Ashida Kim and Frank Dux say, "Goddamn, this fat nigga fucking lying!"

I feel another DDoS attack coming soon. Don't ask me how I'm predicting it. Maybe I'm just psychic.

It's web 1.0 Allright, all it wants is a email for registration, not your first born child and ass hole picture like Facebook.

I'm not a lawyer, but I drunkenly binged Harvey Birdman once so I get the gist of it.

Imagine not thinking deeply about Rome every single day.

I fucked up and wasps are mad.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Kiwi Farms going down is like 9/11 for autistic people.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

And here I was thinking my chimp raping a frog video got me permabanned.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What we have assumed to be a vast network of automated bots listlessly curating, boosting, and propagating the internet has in all reality just been a bunch of jobless, aimless, futureless almost-40s who spend their every waking hour producing garbage on the internet. Raiden, turn the game console off now.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I don't regularly heckle my friends with accusations of pederastry

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Nazis are far better than brits

 

[vomitusdeux]

Look at his fursuit's face, it's saying "I sure hope I don't have a Kiwifarms thread made about me"

 

[Meat Target]

Honestly he's probably more mold than human at this point.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Motherhood, I found early on, was triggering.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/when-i-became-a-mother-i-lost-my-body.171767/

 

[Meat Target]

And now he's gonna go from lolcow to lolburger, since Google is going to grind his ass up and torch it.