random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Slideshow Bill]

default male is a rectangle.

 

[keytar]

I think his liver was banned.

 

[BirdUp]

 

[Meat Target]

Nuevo Wicca Ironic Satanist Turbo Faggot Feminist Dangerhair Wakandan Warlock educated at the finest political reeducation camp for the aspiring midwit.

Unless it's the most unfortunate woman on earth, it was a male pervert.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Most importantly, can this research determine why so many gay dudes have the lispy fag voice? Because you can meet homos from Seattle, from Houston, from New York, from London fucking England and despite regional accents the gay voice seems kinda universal.

"Normalize dismemberment porn"

I would rather see a stray foot than a picture of a crucified woman with her organs spilling out.

This pathological need to respond to the most basic of trolling is why I keep coming back.

literally had an easier time abandoning his only child than he’s having tearing himself away from a social media app

Japan isn't better off, because two nukes led to the creation of anime.

WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE ?

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED, THIS PIECE OF SHIT'S COUSIN PUT THREE NIGGER COCKS IN HER ASS WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER!

It was morbid curiosity that kept me going. And I got more than I bargained for

this book is an out-of-date emetic. It gives you the feeling of wanting to vomit but all you get are the occasional convulsions and bilious aftertaste in the back of your mouth. An uncomfortable memory that the brain will filter out the next morning.

He looks like he's made of corned beef.

Your internet-license is hereby forfeit.

Just like the time I bought a fifth of Jack Daniels to celebrate a month of sobriety.

You know, reading KF often makes me wonder whether I'm out of my mind. This is one of these moments.

“hey btw don’t tell your parents that i raped you, we were just having playtime”

I'm so far removed from the cultural zeitgeist I don't even know what the hell I'm watching here. Irrelevance comes for us all, sooner or later.

 

[Poonocchio]

I unironically would stick my dick in corned beef before I would a fucking troons flayed dick skin taint cavity.

 

[Kyle Odom]

Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for Sonichu cock. Genuinely and literally the perfect little Sonichu cock taking nymphlet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her underdeveloped, freckled little chicken legs forced wide for the pulsating mass of coal that will ingratiate itself into her, morph and twist her innocence into bestial lust, her Snow White supple pussy swallowing that yellow steaming rod whole and clinging to it like a bitch in heat as some hulking golden mastiff mates and deflowers her. Imagine her little face, so innocent, cursing and screaming for a harder pummelling and rutting from her tribal dominator, as his thick yellow mass erupts it’s primal seed into her crimson pure white genetic womb, staining that perfect little lineage, forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming electric hedgehog spunk, imagine her sweating and screaming as those child like ginger hips birth a half sonichu child, forever staking the Sonichu’s claim to her lineage. Fuck I’m hard writing this

 

[Pedophobe]

He should've never left Newfoundland.

Just come the fuck on and stop being a complete cunt for five minutes you could find your own horse bride.

A man has to do what they have to do, and sometimes that's to completely submerge a wogglebug plush in rancid semen.

"To celebrate being a week off of Reddit, I made a recovery chip!"

You know you're a quirky fella when news of you consensually kissing an average looking woman is far, far more shocking than news of you raping your own mother.

 

[Seafarer]

"He may lift pieces of metal but I know the name of every Pokemon and have also jerked off to every single one! Take that chud!"

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

discord is the faggot capitol of the internet.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

why would you want to fuck a woman up the ass when she has a perfectly nice vagina?

 

[LurkTrawl]

The doctor also told Jackson about his “horrible sex life” with his wife — and joked about the driver’s sex life, including once telling Jackson as they passed by a motel a “fat n—r named Shanequa would come to your room and sit on your face … you know you want that,” the filing charges.

 

[demicolon]

A fed, a DNC operative, a troon, a psychopath, a probable murderer, and a drooling retard walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the fuck out of here, Mike!"

 

[Gentlebastard]

does the renaissance count as white if it was mostly Italians?

Typical janny swoops in to ruin the fun

People use to accept that women could wear male clothing and vice versa while still being acknowledged as their natural gender, but now a girl disguising herself as a man must be a pooner and men in drag are true and honest women! Please make it stop, I want my tomboys dammit!

What a fucking loser, literally built for cuck porn.

 

[Dead Center Carbide]

“You cannot divide by zero, no matter what the calculator says.”

 

[Lithuophile]

TELL ME WHY
HE ISN'T A VIRGIN WITH RAGE
TELL ME WHY
HE NOW HAS A CUTE GIRL HIS AGE
AFTER THIS
I NO LONGER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY
"I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND"

 

[TheClappening]

The document was rejected due to time travel

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

@moms sock drawer said:

The outcome of the turd even making it through the asscrack to plop into the bowl seems far from guaranteed.

You just got me thinking about what it must be like to sit on the crapper with a 600lb ass.

Couldn't quote the OP for some reason.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

I’d count every cow in the stinkditch sub forum an internet cryptid

State mandated gfs are finally real

What woman is like, “you fucked your mom… but you can change”

That's not affection. He's healing her with soul bonding

Everywhere he goes he will be suspicious, for anyone around him could be a pest, a stalker, a child, an A-log.

Is repeatedly getting owned by the court system a kink I'm not aware of?

I think @CatParty is responsible for this. Again.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

No wonder she looks like a depressed shoe insole.