random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Lithuophile]

Whatever you are a nazi or a nigger, we shall stay united in the struggle against western discrimination

Chris managed to finish his Love Quest before Null did

AMWF couples molest puppies before grilling them

 

[Gentlebastard]

Unlike most of these losers, Benny Hill was actually good at drag.

the fact this isn't parody makes me sad

Nobody should be forced to look through a bag of dilators. Not even a TSA agent.

I don't know where to post this but I just found this fucking bizarre AI generated trans femboy conversion channel thing called Boys2Fem. I've skipped through a few videos and the most popular seem to be ofc about moms/grandmas turning their young boys into girls. I feel like I've just discovered another realm of hell.

I play porn with the sound on when I'm not even watching it. Not blasting loud but loud enough to make the neighbours think I'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

 

[Seafarer]

What came first, the groomer or the egg?

(In reply)

anime

 

[Seafarer]

Discord is basically mcdonalds for pedophiles

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Kids need surgery for hernia, dad posts picture of his dick to brag about dick size of a baby. Certified nigger moment.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Yes, I recognize your writing style from the Cow & Chicken fanporn forums some time way back.

 

[PandaChai]

Babies can be aborted, herpes is forever.

 

[Free the Pedos]

How tf do you even threaten someone with diabetes.

Hadrian was very gay but he razed Jerusalem so a complicated figure

 

[Pedophobe]

the internet has showed me one thing, bullying is not a bad thing.

They always existed but the internet has amplified the stupidity and gave the idiots a wider reach to show and spread their stupidity.

I don't know if that is incredibly blackpilling or if it's incredibly whitepilling.

Some people can't catch a break, because Chris catches all of them.

Y'all need Jesus. And not the one with the algae colored Ben Franklin haircut.

Some dudes just seem to love harpooning whales.

We've gone far past Clown World and straight into Clown Galaxy.

The love quest ends, but the rape allegations are just over the horizon

These people induce pity but its the same kind of pity as a labrador with a brain tumor who needs to be euthanized.

 

[Jikka]

That realization came one afternoon when her young niece came into the room and abruptly squeezed the dog’s testicles.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

you do get popular movements like Bwa Kale (better translated as 'throbbing hard cock' than 'raging erection')

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

I was the hot young stud (27) with a big dick (6" x 5") fucking my dirty old man (40) repeatedly in the ass as their sexy bear body bounced n jiggled in my arms

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

I had a date with a guy who said he was trans on the app but wasn't, and made a list about everything about me that made me a "girl". He talked about everything that's already making me feel dysphoric about myself. He called it a "feedback". I've just started T and i'm pre-op. I'm getiing tired of this shit. Like really. I feel like I'm unlovable and will spend the rest of my life alone.

I just said I had sex with a FTM who barely started T on a thread about FTMs. seems a bit much to say that's oversharing.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Imagine being scared of the gay revenge porn version of kiwifarms.

How do you even begin to recover from getting btfo'd this hard by a guy who chooses to call himself Chungus87?

JButton jButton2 = new JButton(I18n.func_135052_a("window.pornwarning.not18", new Object[0])); jButton2.addActionListener(paramActionEvent -> { c = false; System.out.println("MINOR!!! WHEOO WOOO WHEEE WHOOO WHEEE WHOO"); File file1 = new File("sexmod");

Notably, The Prime Minister of Estonia is herself a confirmed "Fella"

muh Kiwifarms stickers are serious business and I DONT APPRECIATE WHEN THEY ARE ABUSED!

I’ve checked the gaming sites he used to infest, and no luck there either. Maybe large pumpkin prostitute woman really did sit on his face?

"Like being doxed by trannies? Interested in protecting the free speech of autists who unironically scream out "Nigger!!" at small children? Like being paid in crypto and gold bullion? Boy do we have the job for you!!"

Scandis Law
As a Scandinavian male grows more terminally online, the probability of the scandi becoming a gay furry approaches 1.

Acknowledging the hard work mothers do is based. However because of the dating of underaged women as a grown man I must also disavow Hitler. Cringe and gross.

Public McDonalds wifi, on. Windows 95 Virtual Machine for my Windows 10 PC, activated. NordVPN (please sponsor my streams I'm bleeding viewers), turned up to 11.

Yup, it's time to A-log some fat woman in a hijab

File pro se, end up big gay.

if you're killing yourself over a candle then idk wat to tell u

He's a ABDL redditor on Canadian government disability. Of fucking course.

Herpes and farts does not a meal make.

While in police custody a routine search of his belongings revealed he ports about a fleshlight of extremely dubious hygiene.

Ah, the classic blunder of being gay AND retarded.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I will never understand why so many ugly people think they should do porn.

From the Kick Gutter Trash OP:

I masturbated to the Ted Bundy execution scene in the movie

 

[Breadbear]

No fucking a dog would be less degenerate and desperate than fucking a pooner

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

i mean, i won't lie, i've got a bit of an issue when it comes to not putting my dick into every single person I meet. but we're workin' on it. lives hard with an overactive sex drive.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Personally I'd just be happy to have a woman in general.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

Honestly women should hate men. The fact that the vast majority of women are too stupid to realize this is proof that they are the inferior sex.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I cannot imagine winding down at the end of the day, about to go to sleep, only to be sodomized by the Pillsbury Doughboy