random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JustSomeDong]

If Hillary Clinton ever came to the Farms, she'd browse the Beauty Parlor to viciously a log women she knows her husband would've cheated on her with.

 

[N Space]

In many, many years of having anal sex with women, I can count the number of times I've had visible shit on my dick on one hand.

 

[Skitarii]

I wish Muslims and Jews just lived in Central Asia and killed each other there

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Ad blockers are not allowed on YouTube"
Eat shit YouTube. I didn't ask your permission.
Besides, this is my emotional support ad blocker. You aren't allowed to tell me to stop using it, you ableist jerkwads.

He'll just keep losing limbs like the black knight in Monty Python.

A Hamas leader says the same racism that motivated the death of George Floyd is being used to oppress them.
...
I, now, fully support Israel putting their knee on the neck of Gaza

So I went to their blog to see if there was anything else funny to bring back here like a mama bird with a caterpillar

Imagine interacting with the opposite sex.

This is why you don't interact with any humans more than necessary to accomplish the task at hand.

Facial recognition is the most oppressive thing to happen to marginalized peoples since Pokemon Go.

Just because I have nothing to hide doesn’t mean I want to be counted and sorted like livestock by these corporations.

I guarantee that the closest he's been to real female genitals is sniffing the toilet seats in the women's at the local shopping centre.

 

[LurkTrawl]

You're just mad your grandma doesn't look like her.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You see, it's like grinding in an RPG. At first, you're only able to beat up 30-60 homeless a day depending on your stamina. After a couple weeks of relentless homeless bashing, purchase a beater truck and several blunt objects to "joust" with, bada-da-bing bada-da-boom, you just reached level 2. Now your homeless bashing capabilities will grow exponentially to the point you can hit level 3: hiring goons. After level 3, it's just a matter of you and your party grinding out the post game till every homeless bashing quest has been 100% completed. You'll be filthy rich by the time you're done.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

From the keno kasino chat:

 

[Aunt Carol]

Rugrats were considered demonic because "babies can't talk. That's the devil at work".

I'm gonna graduate high school without ever learning what a haiku is, and neither you nor the Oregon board of education will stop me.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Depends. You homeless OP?

Is it cheating to light the homeless shelter near me on fire?

Did it take you 9 months to find a retort?

You aren't being witty, you are merely revealing your brian has morbid thoughts associated with psychosis.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

No guns for you, grannie. GET RAPED.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

You haven’t joined the mile high club, dear, you’ve had a grubby wank on a plane.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Do you guys realize this is the tranny sideshow and not the Sodomy Convention?

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Just being the devil's advocate here, obviously not advocating for normalization of pedophilia or excusing it, but

 

[Gentlebastard]

That still leaves the rest, a huge percentage of people that are merely autistic retards latching on to the new trend now that atheism and Communism aren't cool anymore.

I don't know how they didn't notice that bad undercover cop.

"Deny reality and appease me or I will kill myself bigot". Lolno

Given this revelation, I think it's safe to say that Fat Rick Tomlinson deserves some kind of punishment. There is some ordeal he should be forced to endure that's absolutely degrading. It's something he will hate and is sure to leave him embittered for the rest of his days.

I think Fat Rick Tomlinson should be forced to get a job.

Of all the scenarios i’ve ever heard of, nothing is more pant shittingly retarded and hilarious than that.

That's not how oopsie doodles works, child.

Witness the soul searching of an almost 40-year-old man raised by anime.

I always knew 20x Grand Slam winner Roger Feder was a bad 'un!

He cuts back on the porn and the desire to transition goes away. As you can imagine, the crabs are trying to drag him back in the bucket.

Well, enjoy E. coli of the urethra!

Mfw am not actually bruce Lee

Years of coomers praising them turns them into egomaniacs, they think their word carries value when in reality they are just broken people eating nigger ass for money.

And I thought I was racist. Hats off to Oregon.

Also both your examples of nubile attractiveness are Asian so I'm calling you out as a weeb

I'm taking this as a personal W. Especially given today's world. Let me have this.

Buckle your fuckle, lads.

In 1911, Booker T. Washington wrote:

"There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. Having learned that they are able to make a living out of their troubles, they have grown into the settled habit of advertising their wrongs-partly because they want sympathy and partly because it pays. Some of these people do not want the Negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs."

He was almost TOO BASED.

Why study or learn a trade when you can just complain for a living?

5th Reichs the charm, right?

It really is amazing how far the American nigger has strayed from the African nigger. Well I guess some parts of Africa anyway.

Wish I was rich enough to date Martha Stewart.

It is no longer even possible to distinguish between glownigger ops/discordtranny ops, zoomers who have no connection whatsoever to the web 1.0 world, and, well, the kind of degenerate who's still a 4chan regular in A.D. 2023.

Remember, eat before you eat.

Goddamnit, I'm speculating on lolcow dick now, that's my cue to call it a night.

"No stalker, I do not owe Quasi a penny. I actually owe him many hundreds of thousands of pennies. Enjoy cashing them in at the grocery store, child."

"How do you know you're a woman?"
"Because I take estrogen."
I hope none of them eat beef, or they might realize they are a cow.

Seriously, dude needs to go to church for the Nutella comment alone.

They said AI would replace jobs, but it's done nothing but complement the hard working Patposters.

I'm assuming this is what it looks like when a low IQ, internet addicted narcissist finally breaks.

They've fetishized fetishizing someone to be trans. Low hanging fruit doesn't cut it, they want to take the tomboy who wants to be her hero and want her to literally want to be a man.

 

[Rotollo 2]

I just wanted to bitch about transformation fetishes in my Mario! Now I know Daisy is #TransRights

 

[Useful_Mistake]

EDIT: More sperging while I was writing. He keeps sperging faster than I can write a post about it.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

*FATLY RESPONSE RECIEVED*

*FAT INDICATES THEY HAVE A GUNT*

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

I've come to realise as a native English speaker that I will never master my own language or understand the true depths of its retardation.

 

[Hitman One]

How am I supposed to stop questioning things when there are literally 3 chromosome vampires siting in a white Toyota hiace van outside my house, hiding behind their ancient Hebrew encryption, and waiting only for the perfect moment to take me by surprise???

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

*warning* I wasn't able to correct the wonky nipples.

Etch-a-Slut drawing and the wild-eyed nipples

i know he's doing the rape face "ironically" but i believe that's his face when he rapes

Anyway, she is marrying her sheep.

Congratulations, you know more about Cheez-Its than the man who just made a fifteen minute video on the subject.

Your current way of life is a sin against the very concept of dignity.

You are the red handed nigger. Prepare to be flogged mercilessly.

I will personally suck the dick of any one who DOXs you. I will take the cream and swallow without gagging cause I dislike you so much. In fact, I'll do seconds.

If you ever break my trust like that and record me smoking drugs, you're a fucking weirdo

He's such a wigger that he smokes crack instead of doing meth or heroin like a proper white trash

Please enjoy my place. the password is: cats

After acknowledging her suicide he was a real gentleman and waited a whole month before retweeting tranny porn.

Yes, interrupt the Tekken tournament, that'll sure show those guys at Exxon and Shell to stop using oil!

"I lurk Kiwi Farms" is starting to become the new "I'm friends with people in Anonymous/on the Dark Web" and I hate it. Please, shut the fuck up.

Bullied by a teenager for lusting after a cartoon toddler

Also, if a surgeon told me my breasts were cousins, I would leave.

It's ghastly how so many people here don't operate like paranoid schizophrenics.