random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

I went to a school where we were graded on our artwork quality, and I kept getting marked down for being "too anime".

Drama for clicks. The algorithm demands extremes. Love/hate/fear.
Live by the clicks, die by the clicks.

 

[Skitarii]

My ex-husband brainwashed me

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How does someone make 3500 dollars a month, live in their mom's basement, and not have money?

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

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Imagine getting brainwashed by a man who keeps a toilet in the middle of his bedroom.

 

[Skitarii]

eat catler's doodoo if you want to live

 

[Croaking Spider]

To be as fair as possible, they're 11 rather than 9, and it's a train rather than an orgy.

 

[Dr. Butt]

cognito blergo bum

 

[Meat Target]

Retarded psycho incest midget rappers are about as Ohio as you could possibly get.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The first things was just treated as is, no fanfare and the second was looked at more carefully since it's probably bestiality, but didn't get too melodramatic about it and certainly didn't make it about a fetish thing, they just loved each other.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

When you feel grief course through you, call the grief a nigger.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

I do have some spare cash but my drug dealer is offering a Prime day discount, so…

This sand negress has a classic witch's profile

"I want to bring out techers to create quality leaming enviarments thats only the teaches and prants,"

 

[Gentlebastard]

Reminds me of the BBS days, when I had never heard of a troon.

Faggotry was more wholesome(?) then.

Soyjack: posting about gangstalking and mind control on Reddit with bad opsec
Gigachad: posting about gangstalking and mind control on your LinkedIn and publicly advertising your phone number

This retard is seriously trying to say that sucking dick, perhaps the gayest thing a man can do short of literally getting fucked in the ass, isn't gay.

The mans life is a punchline to the worlds worst joke.

They don't let you shoot heroin, drink beers, and smoke crack all day in Texas jails.

Are you implying stunning trans women can’t have PCOS? Stop gatekeeping women’s health.

the total lack of “hey, I’m no longer able to sit within three feet of this dinner table because my humongous gut is in the way. Maybe I should only order one entree.” is absolutely wild to me

Just harmless interstitial lung disease!

annoying in that idealistic retard way where the fence post is so up their ass they can't even sit still

I don't totally agree with his take either but he managed to not sound so retarded

I'll say this much, as a Jew myself, I hope Israel glasses all of the Islam and fuck the Jews at the same time.

The real question is how much of them is just someones creative writing jerk off material?

Glass the entire Middle East. #SaveTheForeskins

Can't believe the "are traps gay" debate from early 4chan has escalated to this.

Better to be a faggot in passive denial than a tranny in active delusion.

If the guy who wrote this sees this somehow, I have one question. Have you found Narnia yet? Because you're deep in the closet Cocksucker

Bet he's ecstatic at the fact his fantasy about firebombing Palestinians is coming true.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I forget how full of retards this website is.

 

[Clotso Coof]

At least a hillbilly can raise a dog without giving it enough drugs to kill Jim Morrison.

 

[3MMA]

Not only was it an over used “joke” but everyone who he talked to had to hear about the marvels of clamping your balls in a torture device & was earnestly advised to join the cult of Balldo.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I've never seen a thread so full of creative ways to castrate someone.

 

[Sprate Header]

nigger coal brimstone from the 'epths of 'ell

 

[Pedophobe]

I made more friends trolling a retarded man while wearing a pickle suit than I did at college. That's a bad sign.

Abandon all altruism ye who enter here.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

"Self-care" really did a number on people in general. It gives people an excuse to ignore the little voice inside them saying they should get dressed and exercise and listen to the one telling them to eat Oreos and cut their dicks off.

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

Haha my moms legs retarded! God shes fucking annoying.