random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Useful_Mistake]

You will never be Serbian. You are not tall, you are not white, you are simply a homeless romanian Gypsie pickpocketing hardworking people on the train. Patoo patoo

 

[Poonocchio]

I have been looking at Kevin's thread and his googly eyed moobs saga is really inspiring me

Degenerate dumb faggot piece of tranny shit.

He's throwing away thousands in DDoS attacks that barely do shit, and flying all over in Business Class like he's Carmen fucking Sandiego

(FTFY fren )

Stealth. FUCKING STEALTH, she has more scars than a body after an autopsy.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Dude, your hair isn't an untameable beast. it's an endangered species.

I would eat straight out of a dumpster before I'd let a troon hand me a maxipad

nothing says innocent tranny like reclaiming your criminality on your instagram profile pic

i think i'm stuck here.

Little does Barbiegirl know, getting castrated won’t protect him

Its amazing what 50+ of spite, Communism, and WEF indoctrination can turn someone into

 

[Stan]

>see gif of two teen moids fucking a fish

 

[Poonocchio]

The fuck is wrong with Germans?
I preferred the 40's version. At least I could have taken Himmler out for a drink without him waving his cock in my face.

 

[Still Exceptional]

This sounds like a sequel to Gayniggers from Outer Space where the Gay Niggers return to Earth and find themselves betrayed by the faggots they created.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

(this is not a joke, people actually want to fuck the puppet)

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Now, you may be wondering "Who is this ugly faggot on my screen?"

 

[I'm Retarded?]

But that's just day to day life for the average African American.
The Karen is a foreign concept outside their conceptualisation, a thing that cannot be fully grasp or understood and thus frightening in it's mind rending horror. A black man might ask "Why no one slap dat ho up?" and forever will the thought haunt him "Is dat ho unslappable?"

 

[soulless guarantee]

At 6 p.m. tonight, the Convention will decide on the Gloryholes.

 

[JustSomeDong]

What you call autism sims I call german gaming

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I find it interesting, but Stinky is going to write more Russell porn if y'all don't stop.

If only they went to a trade school instead of pursuing a gender and faggotry studies degree, they could build their own damn glory hole.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I've been lurking on KF for years following the exploits of this...human jello mold, I guess, and I just can't wrap my head around where this guy gets off thinking he's superior to anyone.

Guy looks like a twink.

See you in court.

There's also an animated series of the first book and an official Minecraft machinima that covers the first and second books.

It's like a toddler proudly displaying the contents of its potty to people in the hope that they'll tell it it's a clever boy.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This thread has become a horror show. What the actual fuck is wrong with blacks.

 

[Tablet County]

My waifu has never once disappointed me or let me down, unlike my damn real wife.

God exists because when I die I'll never have to see retarded and gay discussions on religion ever again and if that isn't a divine gift, I don't know what is.

 

[Londo]

This retarded post exemplifies why every user with the fresh meat tag deserves rape and torture.

 

[Gentlebastard]

All of Reddit is delusional, it's just that the gangstalking people have much funnier delusions than the rest of Reddit.

He's so deep in the closet he could sell Real Estate to Aslan.

A tale in two faces. One is your fun uncle or your dependable neighbor, the other is the asshole who screams when he doesn't win the church chili social.

Is it finally confirmed he has to psych himself up at length to face an actual vagina?

How nerdy and autistic do you want to go?

That genital mix probably smells like a Reuben.

Eh... at least she's not fucking dogs.

Yet.

to the retarded glowie monitoring this site and sees this, legally this is a J O K E

You shouldn't know this. You should feel deeply ashamed for sharing this sick knowledge with us.

im paid for getting shit on by niggers, this is why you should hear me on this very important topic...

he is like a dog but has a lot worse personality

There is no way a testosterone-riddled bull like Jack would be okay with his woman out-ordering him at a sub shop. And to establish his dominance over her he bit off a huge chunk of her sammich as well.

 

[Meat Target]

What if I told you I don't give a shit about niggers in a sandbox 6-8k miles away regardless of if their preferred headdress is a towel or a beanie missing its propeller?

 

[Skitarii]

why are half the new threads in this subforum about pedophilia

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I like how the family acknowledges that he diddu somfin' but then still claim he dindu nuffin'.