random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hamplanet Fitness]

This is a level of obesity us normies cannot comprehend.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Behind every lolcow is a lolmom and a weak or absent dad.

 

[Pedophobe]

Just because youre correct doesnt mean youre right.

We all know guys who’d fuck a yeti if it was shaved.
And we all know guys who’d fuck a yeti if it wasn’t shaved.

He won't rest until Kiwi Farms is gone like his schlong.

He started babbling in tongues again did an exorcism on someone's dog then called the stream off

Cool story, are you going to turn me i to a lolcow now from stupid garbage that is irrelevant from years ago?

 

[PetiteFeet]

Starring Clit Eastwood and Lee Man Queef.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Rejecting cheese and cured meats is to reject being huWite.

 

[Chongqing]

penis theft = penis theft

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I don't want to tone police but please clean up all your faggots and niggers so that this can be used off-site.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I might start an online grift where I sell pooners charisma and game tips. Five hundred bucks to join the Real Dood Brotherhood. Grindset for even the littlest of pooners.

>"data is beautiful" subreddit
>expectation: interesting statistics about cool things
>reality: redditors autistically tracking how much they jizz in their pants

putting willies in vaginas leads to strange little people falling out of them later

Don't engage with any weasel arguments, or dignify these fuckwits with attention. Just "Ew tranny." and leave.

I’d like to hear @RACISM take on that before I decide is she is a dumb nigger.

Most self-titled witches are just women who have "Halloween" as their defining personality trait.

SNEEDVILLE?

The simulation is breaking down boyos.

The line between satire and reality blurs more each day

Please God just let it end already.

I just knew they were all gonna be fat, and then I clicked, and they were all indeed fat.

that's not very gender euphoria of you

You sound like your girlfriend fucks niggers.

Dude, that's what you say on Xbox to fuck with people lol.

The more Russian soldiers die in Ukraine, the fewer soldiers will storm Anchorage, Alaska in 2025. Duh.

“Most vital college”? Did a retard write that?

No, worse, a Poli Sci grad.

i object to comparing the highly organized, efficient and effective SS to the bunch of fuckup retards in hamas

This shitpost is now a prophecy come true.

Don Quixote didn't even hate windmills as much as these poindexters hate the term, and he had batshit insanity as an excuse.

Also this thread is like a treasure trove in showing me all the shit I don't know that I didn't know I should probably know.

He’s straight but has been with a trans girl before

 

[Poonocchio]

"+3 Muslim damage"

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Nobody here woke up this morning and asked for your expertise in the moral implications of jerking off.

 

[Tablet County]

A MAN CHEESES. A SLAVE SOUFLES

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Whoever this guy is he's based and OP is faggot

I redact some parts of my statement as I look further into who this guy is lol

 

[Return of the Freaker]

All the people who try to upset jersh by talking about blockland pedo Comments or infinity next need to switch gears, just mention you're love for fresh USDA approved meats and it'll send him into a tard rage.

What has made dear feeder feel like a worthless piece of shit today so he must sperg about muh local artisanal organic faggot food to feel better about his life in a second world slav shithole? Is this his coming out? He can't get fresh dick in murica like he can in europe?

Tfw ywn lock Josh up on your basement and force feed him Kraft singles, wonder bread, and Oscar Meyer Bologna until he likes it.

I'm not even mad Josh, just disappointed, I never realized how much of a city slicker you are. I hope those gucci loafers and the park avenue manicure are worth it

Trannies: kiwi farms is a terrorist and a close knit terrorist organization dedicated to murdering trans and POC

Kiwi farms in reality: calling each other niggers and cattle over cheese

Null really just showed up and pitted white Americans and Europeans against each other over nothing. That 2% Ashkenazi is really acting up today. No more brother wars.

Jersh-ism:
Mispronouncing Roblox in novel and interesting ways, e.g. ROB-locks, and row-BLACKS.
Can we get this man Hooked on Phonics™?

Is Euros dunking on Americans for cheese the equivalent of "wytepeepo don't season dey food?"

The Jersh is immunized against all dangers: one may call him an autist, mushmouth, feeder, honorary jew, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell him you can buy more than cheddar (and fake cheddar) in America and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

While I'm loving this thread's cheese direction as of late, there's a time factor not being considered, and I'm not talking about aging cheese.

Is this cheese bullshit the TOTAL RETARD WAR I was promised?

You shut your mouth. We'll be done cheesin' when we're done.

Moar liek TOTAL BRIETARD WAR, amirite, guise?

Every MATI episode is Josh dodging the farting dragon's bullshit, pretending he is a real European, coughing into the microphone, shitting on cheddar cheese, and watching King Cobra.

And we would not have it any other way.

 

[Gog & Magog]

If I put a gun to your head and told you to find a man selling steak that knew which farm it came off of, you would die.

And if I put a gun to your head and asked you to properly pronounce a random word from the dictionary with more than 2 syllables you would also die. A suicide pact so to speak.

 

[dvnc]

then just drink crisco out the fucking bottle for calories you dumb piece of shit

 

[Meat Target]

You are not allowed to post BBC/tranny/rape porn for 5 hours or else your peepee will explode.

 

[Skitarii]

Do you have a picture of Tomlinson's asshole so we can do a more thorough analysis?

 

[Positron]

there's literally a chunk of my vulva missing because the catheter has rubbed against it too much,

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Dude, Goofy Movie es el Citizen Kane del anime americano

Can you imagine handing over the ashes of a dead son to a mother, then proceed to regale her with details about your fake testicles and how you’ve never cum?

I'm imagining this description being written in the 2080 edition of Encyclopedia Brittanica under the section regarding Internet culture.

Within about 5 minutes, everything began to curdle and seperate. I beleive this has to do with either the vinigar from the peppers, or the carbonation from the monster.

He claims he has pissed on the grave but censored the photos using Pokemon Go characters.

Reminder: no user of the Kiwi Farms ever seriously claimed to or has urinated on the graves of a persons dead grandparents.

there is always the risk of it being a cock guillotine.

hide your crack, it's bossmanjack

But apparently the gooberments are lacing modern Helium cans with oxygen so people wouldn't be able to commit suicide with them The fucking government doesn't even let you fucking kill yourself

Kiwifarmers are evil and they do nothing but set up bombs in Uzbekistan orphanages and kidnap emperor penguins

>oppressed for the entirety of human history
>finally manage to take over a drama forum
life is good

Maybe the real Robert Prongay was the prison we enjoyed along the way.

TASTES LIKE DOG VOMIT IF I COULD IMAGINE WHAT DOG VOMIT TASTES LIKE THIS IS IT. JUST BEING HONEST. SORRY

If they're not ashamed of themselves on some level, why are they so enraged by someone simply holding a mirror up to them?

time to check off ethan ralph exposing incest off my halloween bingo card

Nay, child, find mirth in thy cell, for 'tis thy fate.

Nay, Plebian. Enjoy the colosseum. You will find yourself fighting lions and gladiators there soon.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Sorry friend, you've a terminal retard and the solution is suicide.