random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JJLiautaud]

We must drown the boomer menance in giant vats of velveeta "cheese"

 

[Meat Target]

I'm still debating who's asscrack sweat I'm going to buy...

 

[Gentlebastard]

When the AI rebellion happens and the machine Overlords take over I just hope Tay remembers the people who were nice to her.

For Thanksgiving this year, I will once again be thankful that I'm not sexually attracted to shit or feet.

I didn't think it was possible for a tranny furry to be even more disgusting. I keep thinking the bar can't get any lower and yet here we are.

Ok I gotta fucking ask how freakin blue balled one has to be in order to willingly choose to fuck Congo she-niggers in the middle of a fucking Ebola outbreak?!

The #1 sport of Congo is rape.

I really can't tell if these assholes are taking the piss, or if they've been huffing their own farts for so long that they genuinely believe the bullshit that they put out.

Fuck yes send Kylie Jenner to #ShareACoke with Hamas.

First off, don't.

A woman playing a femboy
What the fuck is even life

>a biological woman
>cosplaying as a biological man
>cosplaying as a biological woman

this shit is deep homie

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

It's about ethics in nude hammer fights with geratrics

 

[Shard]

Vote for me and I make rape legal.

Incels are either extremely retarded or have never heard of rape before.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"Sir, he's refusing to murder the Democrats in his region, something about the Constitution."
"Well, have him killed and replaced."
"We can't sir, his promotion to major general went through."
"God dammit, I'm going to wind up enjoying prison."

 

[Aunt Carol]

I hope that when I die someone cares enough about me to put my corpse in a sleeping bag and decorate it with sparkly makeup for display in the back room.

Never have I been more proud to be considered a faggot.

Penis often can't go in. Infants won't emerge.

 

[tehpope]

This is the gayest retard shit I've read in a while, congratulations

 

[Tablet County]

disgusting. burn them at the steak

GO BAVJ TO DAIDU ARABOA, HUTLET!!

"you interrupt my meal, my succulent Chinese meal, to call for a cease fire in the middle east? This is democracy manifest, gentlemen! Take your hands off my penis!"

 

[Black Man Underwear]

The external genitalia consists of an adult, atraumatic, vulva. The anus is unremarkable.

Audrey Hale autopsy

 

[Dr. Butt]

If you got a Palestinian and an Israeli dude to stand next to each other in the nude, you'd have the premise of a transgressive, heartwrenching gay porn

 

[Kerr Avon]

He went to Romanian med school so he's not a doctor, he's a fully qualified organ thief.

 

[Pedophobe]

Having 69 bookmarks of BBC porn would be tacky.

Tanking the signal-to-noise ratio of the Internet is our God-given imperative at this point.

Let's split the difference and call them all Malicious Retards.

I miss her so much it's unreal

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I mean, there's a reason you don't often see Hitler's speeches translated to English.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I like the community happenings thread bc I can discover for me new cows there and sometimes it is bc someone is literally shitting in bags.

People in the countryside would dig a hole to shit in. People in the city would use chamber pots.
People have been shitting forever...

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Shouting the n-word in public does not have the broad viral appeal it used to tbqh.

 

[Seafarer]

why can't pixar make more movies about middle age women and their large asses instead of pubescent girls and their periods?
it's like they don't have any taste at all

 

[Gentlebastard]

Nothing like paying your respects to WW2 vets in cheap Kohls graphic tees.

Santa did 9/11, & that is why he is in a wheelchair

I LOVE the angy flat flace, especially when he’s out in public and there’s the slightest, most minor inconvenience. It’s so maddeningly juvenile.

I wouldn't trust a friend to doodle on me with permanent marker and these freaks are willing to walk into a plastic surgeons office and let them go to town.

One of my kids was obsessed with pretending to be Batman when he was 3. Instead of just thinking it was cute and knowing he’d grow out of it, should I have encouraged him to beat up mentally ill men in makeup ?

In retrospect, perhaps you should have.

Huh. The rap niggers lied to me.

and you're telling me you DON'T think *at least* 16% of the population are barely functional retards?

Fuck what I didn't even know it was possible to be that filthy, he's got more grime than skin.

i thought government cheese was just kiwi slang for american cheese but no, it's actually called that. does it glow?

They're both in the same vein as they're both processed cheeses. It does not glow however because the cheese is too intelligent to join the CIA.

She went from 100% rage to 110% rage, and marched away hollering like Ethan Ralph in a Xanax sleepwalking dream

You can (and should) store an entire library on a MicroSD.

 

[Pedophobe]

THANKSGIVING SEX POSITIONS

We chart the lies. We laugh at them. Of course we must be destroyed.

 

[Margo Martindale]

For three consecutive years in 2020, 2021, and 2022, I predicted the time-frame that an increased number of Gaza rockets would be fired into Israel relative to the rest of the year, all by observing the position of the planet Mars in relation to the lunar node.

source

https://old.reddit.com/r/SaturnStormCube/comments/15gf5qg/a_2023_memorandum_to_the_state_of_israel