random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Your mother is permanently disabled by an autoimmune disease that decimated her CNS, you wonky-eyed penguin.

 

[Tablet County]

Nothing says professional helpline like your volunteers wearing fucking cat ear headsets while they talk some dickless lunatic out of sewer sliding.

My finely-honed racism has failed me

"You want to do it now?" Mullin replied.

"I'd love to do it right now," O'Brien said.

"Then stand your butt up then," said Mullin.

"You stand your butt up," said O'Brien.

 

[Sprate Header]

That account on that porn site watching octuple amputee spider porn isn't me!

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Why does a 28 second clip of Fatrick doing standup feel like I lost 5 years of my life and gained 40 pounds?

see, at first I though you were actually trolling, but it's becoming more and more apparent that you're absolutely serious, and

well

hahahaha
hahahahahahaahahahahaha

I also have some Based Turtle vids and a Socio-economic Dog.

I fully endorse this Ultrapenguin on livejournal.

> ting fong
HAHAHAHAAHHA

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

When this guy has a shit eating fetish its big news but I have a shit eating fetish I'm just some random internet weirdo. Disappointed.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Perhaps I judged you too hard, Tim Pool.

Nobody who is good becomes a journalist.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Yet, in a 500+ page thread, there is not a single leaked picture of this man's penis. Curious.

 

[doodoocaca]

basically a glorified call center manned (hehe) by random unqualified and untrained troons

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I'm like Patrick Bateman looking at a business card, "look at that seethe, that tasteful cope, oh my God he's even threatened to send a letter to the editor"

 

[Skitarii]

You get ultra nigger AIDS and you get gay opped and you lose your hair + nose raped

 

[Pedophobe]

Don't trust dudes that make their beards part of their personality.

this site is a bunch of furry apologists and outright pedos, the internet will be a better place when it finally dies.

maybe I'm the one who's retarded for being shocked that this keeps happening.

When the AI rebellion happens and the machine Overlords take over I just hope Tay remembers the people who were nice to her.

I have been accused in the past of trying too hard to see the good in people.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Ketamine is the drug for British just like how fentanyl is the drug for blacks.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

inclusive terms for women:
Egg producer
front hole
bonus hole
Birthing person
Menstruator
Chest feeder
Bleeding person
Person with a uterus
Person who can get pregnant
let me know If I forgot any

 

[Dr. Butt]

I want to see a """transbian""" brain, either in a paper or splattered over a wall, doesn't matter.

 

[stupid frog]

"Cool Cat Makes Bathtub HRT (Featuring: Queen Keffals)"

"Cool Cat Grooms a Minor"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm starting to think this whole alpaca thing isn't going to work out.

Only nature knows how to create penises and animals that look like penises

"You must give us joy, or else we will kill ourselves. Do not ask about our joy rituals. If you ask about the joy rituals, you will be cast into the pit of shame. The children feel joy. Don't you see their joy? Do not question their joy. The joy beckons. Come closer."

I made a mistake and clicked on the fountain of piss. I did not like it.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Is there anything these assholes won't steal from us?
Work Ethics?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Come to gawk at the shit-eating furry, stay for the cogent explanations of the Geneva Convention.

I actually don't think many Kiwi farmers are decent people after this thread. They have made it clear they lack empathy.

 

[Tablet County]

Osama cant save you, you have been chosen.
Chosen to breed the new master race of beautiful Osamutan orange 3 titted ubermench.

We're deep into Discourse territory here

She's fairly dark and likely small. If it was still a thing, she could get into a career of stealing tellies. Keep her mouth closed so the white teeth don't show.

"Zoey Quinn fucking 5 guys for video game reviewer coverage 10 years ago caused me to hit an octogenarian with a hammer"

used to be pretty leftwing but then without a shower or toilet he became a GAMER

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Ho ho ho ho merry Christmas. Have you been a good boy? I know you have ho ho ho ho. Come on, Santa’s got a surprise for you. That’s right, you want me dontcha boy? Come on, Balto. You want Santa Claus, yeah. Why don’t you just take me? Do what you want. Fuck me. That’s right, fuck Santa’s ass. Ho ho ho ho ho.