random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Chongqing]

wah I was molested

 

[Gentlebastard]

Pat is once again a guest star on Bad Legal Takes

Has this man been right a single time in his life?

he has ham in his name which is funny

He did misgender and condescend to a tankie the other day. I believe this is the only recorded incident of him being correct. It is outweighed by the many, many recorded incidents of him being fat.

only internet autists will grasp the full irony of it all

"The frustrating thing is if anyone tries to help him, he lashes out with legal threats.

I'm apparently supposed to go to prison for explaining to him that "free energy" isn't a thing and it violates a fundamental law of physics."

How can Rick reply to a comment by a guy named "Bongripperz69" and still come off as the douchier of the two?

"I'M A REAL BOY! IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM GEPETTO!" - Poonochio

Obviously all troons are fucked in the head but I think there’s something extra to the ones who claim to be a man/woman yet make no effort to present in a way that conforms to their supposed ideal. I can only guess it’s pure autism, as it’s like they don’t understand the implications of the words they use.

Tbf if given a choice between being used as a comforter and emotional support, and cuddled (and possibly likely dry humped) by sobbing, foul smelling transvestites, or being savaged by three overenthusiastic drooling Rottweilers I'm picking the dogs every time.

If he were anymore inbread he'd be a sandwich.

Even babies smile, therefore, babies have better social skills than troons and autists.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

So you're saying we're ugly? Yeah. That makes me want to play as your potato goblims with flat chests. Thank you so much for thinking of me as a valued consumer.

 

[Aunt Carol]

These clowns think they can just eat some hormones and magically turn into a human lady, yet they still haven't figured out the human part.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

No more big budget LGBTQIAP+∞&BEYOND inclusion live shows leading up to big cinematic reveals of cookie cutter games trying to replicate marvel humor where you're meant to play as some frizzy haired black woman taking the fight to whitey? Finally.

"LGBTQIAP+∞&BEYOND" is the best parody of LGBT+ I've seen, even better than LGBTBBQWTF

 

[Hitman One]

I hope Mossad raids them (and all their goats are stolen by gypsies).

 

[Muttley]

"I'm whiter and straighter than you could ever wish to be"
c/o
@Omori Boy

 

[Pedophobe]

I would rather fuck a beehive filled with aids infected bees.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

my autism might be trauma based

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

he's actually seriously upset about a star because he can't fucking count to seven

 

[PhoBingas]

What about an Israeli registrar? But we'll have to get the site certified as kosher and someone's gonna have to get circumcised.

 

[MrJokerRager]

"We would rather give millions of rounds to Our Greatest Allies™, creating a shortage and gouging our American customer base, than selling to those customers normally and not taking part in the globalist's forever wars."

 

[frozen_runner]

Now I’m not a fucking genius like Dr. Phil or Jordan Peterson

I will find who is responsible for this and call them a nigger.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

There you go conflating fictional children with real ones again. You just can't help yourself.

E3 behind the scenes was Sodom and Gomorrah.

 

[Towoman]

your first mistake was being a f*mail

 

[Chongqing]

Deergasms apparently did not have a positive effect on Twitch advertisers.

 

[MrJokerRager]

The last time we had diversity pilots, they crashed into the twin towers

 

[BMO_]

If only I could have a child sex doll without my parents finding out...

Spoiler: source

 

[vomitusdeux]

Crazy how some faggot with a catboy pfp decides who gets to use the Internet.

pube mop hairdo --> straight to gas chamber

I wouldn't exactly call becoming a drug addict, a hobo or getting locked in a goverment medical facility valid options.

these kinds of people make me wonder if they’ve even experienced the culinary apex that is Sonic Drive-In.

I recommend acts of terrorism. Especially against phonebook publishers.

i'll show you my heckin valid little troon neovagina right now

gay poop niggers

IT'S A MAN MORTY! A MAN IS ROLEPLAYING AS AN ANTISOCIAL INCESTIOUS SISTER!

Anybody following any advice from tiktok should have their driver's license and right to vote revoked.

Tiktok doing god's work and teaching young girls how to be BPD nutcases. Love to see it.

Does Fran pass as female? Sure, if you count ugly lesbian gym teacher as female, then yeah.

How one boy’s obsession with foreskin went from harmless quirk, to cause for criminal violence. This is the story of only man on earth whose circumcision led to his homelessness.

build an airplane in your garage, hide it from your friends, like tails in sonic adventure 1
sit in the cockpit, start the engine, sit there
dream
dream about being a speedy little fox

First they came for kiwi farms, and I did nothing because I was Stormfront...

Ah well, at least I've still got my dick and eyesight.

I'm starting to think trannies are not nice people.

WOW THANKS TRANNIES I TOTALY HATE NIGGERS AND GAYS LESS NOW THANKS

Tempted to find some git repo to clone, adding kiwifarms, piratebay (blocked in loicence land) etc default rules and called it NIGGERDNS, with a long blurb about freedom of speech featuring the word nigger 1488 times.

If someone shoves a camera in your face the answer is always "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger..." ad infinitum.

If it wasn't for the fact that Null is more stubborn than a pitbull with a small child in its mouth I'd be pretty worried right about now.

Quick. Do a Christmas feast for whites only in retaliation so you can watch her scream about it all niggardly like.

How big would the furry and fart-fetish groups be if they were just their own categories? The bulk seem to be feminization and raceplay related.

Great work, but you should have made the fart-fetish groups brown.

Imagine the smell of a fat middle aged nigger/beaner/poo party. There's pig pens housing decomposing corpses that smell better.

 

[BrunoMattei]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/reddit-general.8257/post-17281131

Nigger you need to lurk so hard the NSA name a breakroom after you.