random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Don't know how haram this is considered, but i'm playing Nekopara Vol 1.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Sailor Moon has caused more death, degeneracy and rape than any hentai and edgy anime.

Anything. Literally any show, movie, video game, etc.

Faggots/dykes/troons/pooners/pedos and all their enablers: OMG GUYZ THIS IS TOTES QUEER REPRESENTATION! Whatever humanity leaves behind, I hope tapestries depicting these people being burned alive and beheaded and stretched out on fucking racks are among the artifacts.

 

[Local Fed]

HEY, BRO, I WANT YOUR HOT BODY
I NEED YOU TO REARRANGE MY GUTS
I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME TO SLEEP

 

[Skitarii]

Hello, Based Department? Yeah this is an emergency; I have no idea who is the most based in this situation.

The Farms are up and running again and Saddam is starting a tard fight

"So, what do you do for a living?"

"Well, I run the Twitter for Auschwitz."

 

[BirdUp]

May the Lord Jesus crush his mouth and humiliate him until he repents. That filthy low-life, spiritual dog, bastard son of the devil. Only a Bible butcher can misquote that verse. Disgusting. May the Lord Jesus save us from him.

So, have you ever been walking down the street one day, just minding your own business, when suddenly out of nowhere about 100 homosexual men started chasing you! Haha, that sounds like insanity right? But it happens, daily.

So, there was this straight guy, let's call him Alex. One sunny day, Alex was strolling through the city when he unknowingly stumbled into the middle of a vibrant gay pride parade.

The colorful floats, lively music, and joyful atmosphere caught him by surprise, but he decided to embrace the unexpected experience.

As Alex continued walking, he noticed a group of people following him. At first, he thought they were just enjoying the parade like everyone else. But as he turned a corner, he realized that about a hundred homosexual men from the parade were now chasing him!

Confused and a bit startled, Alex picked up his pace, hoping to find a way to diffuse the situation. Along the way, he encountered various obstacles like street performers, balloon animals, and even a marching band. The chaos and hilarity ensued as Alex weaved through the crowd, with the parade participants keeping up the chase.

Meanwhile, the police had been alerted about the commotion and arrived at the scene. As soon as they understood the misunderstanding, they couldn't help but chuckle. They kindly explained to the parade participants that Alex had simply stumbled into the parade by accident and was not actually a homosexual man looking for penis

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

we're gonna play fighting games and eat baconators, and talk about I-No's tits, Chun-Li's thighs, Cammy's ass, and what kind of crazy sex you'd have with each one.

 

[BirdUp]

You never posted your anus. God damn, the man asked multiple times! Post Anus ASAP.

@Strasse

 

[Londo]

@Strasse

I approve this message.

 

[BirdUp]

You are something special…. Very funny.

Laughing so much haha. =)

 

[glass_houses]

I love the idea that in a class of children discussing human anatomy and biology, the retarded student dislocates his shoulder raising his hand and yells:

"WAT ABOUT STARFISH?"

 

[BirdUp]

File down the points of a fork to be incredibly sharp, then delicately insert a cherry into your anal cavity. The next thing you have to do, is compress your image, preferably with a vacuum seal. Once you have done that, you want to very carefully take the fork, and retrieve the cherry from your ass.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Trolls back in my day of doing what you do; had eithics and manners and respect for life. I know it's gotten bad; but gee, never realized how bad it has gotten.

Kiwifarms thinks its untouchable; what happens when Null really DOES have to face the court system? will you go SUPRISE PIKACHU FACE then?

if your my Mother than what was my Grandmas name? :p

that's what I thought. Get better trolling tactics instead of relying on only my stupidity. I know your game; I've played it before.

 

[Faceless Whore]

You're guilty of appropriating Asian culture. As such, you shall be referred to as "niggerfaggot" for the rest of the week.

but.. I'm not even Black?

 

[Gentlebastard]

he'll go down and decry God as the final stalker child

I randomly remembered the "I cum in a woman, stalker" tweet reply and giggled. It's up there with "you are not my toilet/liver/colon, stalker."

Believe in my fantasies, even when I can’t. Pretend you’re not pretending, so I can pretend I’m not pretending. Admire the weave of my beautiful robes, even when I’m standing stark naked in the public square.

You have bigger risks than catching a damn cold when everyone around you wants to drive a shank in your eye for being so insufferable.

I attempted to translate the schizo handwriting. If anything I am even more confused by it.

It seems like the logical conclusion to their philosophy and I appreciate just how extreme and unhinged it is.

That awkward feel, where you’re simultaneously turned on about other men ravishing your wife… And horrified because you don’t trust her bulls to wear a mask while porking her.

#redditormoments

Is Tumblr still a thing? That's genuinely shocking to me.

 

[BirdUp]

I'm a quirky, shy, loyal woman with a penchant for anime/manga, TTRPGs, and LARPing. I also am a fourth-wave feminist and leftist, so no MAGA people for me. If you get me started on those (or writing and cats) my autistic self will most likely talk your ear off. When it comes to my faith, I'm Kemetic Orthodox, aka I worship the Ancient Egyptian pantheon.

 

[RACISM]

People from the International space station could take one cursory gander at the earths surface and immediately be able to diagnosis you with crippling autism.

 

[quackrock]

I mean…. It goes without saying, but normal, well adjusted, non-deviant folks go through their entire life, without ever worrying about the size of their wife’s penis.

 

[BlueSpark]

My mother always said I would never amount to anything. Little did she know my galaxybrain would outbrain not only every government and mainstream virologist on Earth but also 95% of Western "military experts" all within a 3 year timespan.

 

[Lithuophile]

Deobandi? That's a fucking jojo character

politisperging IRL (having children)

If your BF is a dog that means you're a bitch

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Last month, EFF supported a petition asking the U.S. Supreme Court to review People v. Sneed, an Illinois Supreme Court opinion that reached a contrary conclusion.