random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[PotatoSalad4711]

"Motherfucker I sucked your dick one goddamn fucking time and it was your birthday, well shut the fuck up."

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I am going to shit in your Christmas stocking, so that this absolute stinky turd of an opinion won't be lonely this festive season.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Saddam Hussain Obama

if i did not find god i could have become a tranny

poor shy autistic women
they could be in my basement

 

[Skitarii]

Gay nigger projects. Which, coincidentally, is where the author lives.

 

[demicolon]

They don't have plans for trains for the same reason they don't have plans for unicycle invasions, Gopniks in hardhats being fired at Berlin by a really big trebuchet or Speznatz commandos floating up the Danube on inflatable bananas.

 

[Tablet County]

Tomboys are a gift from God and you must destroy all troons who attempt to tell them they are trans. The tomboy must be preserved.

 

[Mad_Dog]

You don't know your friend is a porn addict until they show up to work one day wearing a wig and saying their new name is Gwen.

 

[Tablet County]

You've never lived until you've heard people say how rational and kind women are in between bouts of having to tard wrangle your own mother to not have constant Woman Moments.

I didn't think that the final forever war of the Biden Administration would be with Bikini Bottom, but here we are I guess.

Imagine ever letting a woman get under that hard shell so she can touch your soft crab innards

When you Wish upon a star
Your profits get hit by a car
Or maybe an 18 wheeled truck
(Like that one?) OH FUCK

This isn't your granny's theology

 

[BirdUp]

黒人の父親が黒人の家族の死体を韓国の国旗で包んで犬の餌に
しているのを知ってるか？ 黒人の韓国人の父親が黒人の実の父親の体から切り落とした腐ったウジ虫のチンポで黒人にオナニ
ーして、黒人から孵化する前に臭いマンコに発射する卵を与えて、18地獄や三畜道のどれにも受け入れられないクソウジ虫がいるのを知っている？ 黒人はいつまでたっても犬みたいに家族と同じ腐った血筋の奴隷なんだよ！

Black father wraps dead black family members in Korean flags and feeds them to his dogs.

You know what they're doing? You know how black Korean fathers masturbate blacks with rotting maggot dicks that they cut off from the bodies of their own black fathers and give them eggs to shoot into their smelly pussies before they hatch from blacks?

Do you know that some fucking maggots are not accepted in any of the 18 hells or the three cattle roads by giving them eggs to shoot out of their stinking pussy before they hatch out of the black man? Blacks will always be like dogs, slaves to the same rotten bloodlines as their families!

 

[Gentlebastard]

“Trannys raping women is so wholesome, but I am anti-men raping women”

It was then I realized I have eaten far too much to be browsing this board.

since women got to talk about bras for a bit, it's time for men to talk about their dicks

It’s wrong to wish bad things on people on the holy day of Christmas, but I’ll be honest; this is at least a little bit cathartic. Now the troons know how the alpacas felt.

Huddled together in a ratty old tent in brutally low freezing temperatures, just barely avoiding direct, open exposure to the elements at high altitude. But hey, they've got fucking internet access to piss and moan about it!

Fucking priorities, man.

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall when he interrupted the Christmas get-together to lecture his family about his boobs!

I have never once in my life had a guy whose name I don't know pounding my ass, balls deep, telling me I'm a good boy, and I still know I'm a man. I did not know that having a man pounding your ass is the quintessential manly experience.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my troon love gave to me

Twelve ugly selfies
Eleven wrinkly dresses
Ten bouts of tweeting
Nine ladies stunning
Eight ditches stinking
Seven beards a-trimming
Six socks a-sagging
Five dilators
Four powerpoints
Three smelly cocks
Two bolt on tits
And a coping and seething tranny!

No one has ever changed their mind for being antagonized at a holiday dinner. Stop it.

These people could fuck up a wet dream.

I don't think I've ever seen a group of black women without at least one being obese.

real warfare isn't the same as waving the lego tie-fighter you "got for your daugher for Christmas" around going NEEEEOOOWWWWMM BABABABABA TAKE THAT PUTIN NEEEOOOOOWWWWM OH NO A NAZI DINOSAUR NEEEOWM."

It's telling he's not worried about the damage to his children, or his wife, or losing his career, or the impact on his community.
It's "will I make a sexy enough fucktoy cumbucket?"
I wonder if it's a fetish.

It's childish, silly and it's been done to death. But by God, it always feels so, so satisfying!

There really is no need to make anything up when the absurdity is already there from the start.

threatening your detractors with prison and pledging to rape their mothers is one thing. However, you cross the line when you claim you will force them to reside in Wisconsin, that is a fate worse than death and most definitely cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Vaccines are for niggers.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

am i retarded? i believe ive mentioned it before but i was pulled out of school during middle school and did home schooling where i was not taught anything people always thought i had autism

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

all of this ofcourse is not a issue for me personally since my supperior intelect allows me to simply learn moonrunes to read the manga instead without the interference of subhuman SEAs or trannies or having my time wasted in increments of 20 minutes at a time

 

[Skitarii]

go suck a dire dire cock sodomite enjoy your shitty wagie job where you poop and shit and use kiwifarms all day

cocksucker cockman mr cock on the clock whatever your gay ass faggot tranny nigger username is

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

lol it's a sperm

it's only ever been about sperm

 

[Tablet County]

Just replace it with chromosomal sex. Problem solved.

How does one have sex with a chromosome?

I have been lurking the farms on and off for like four or five years at this point and you're the first and only person I've ever felt the need to ignore/block, yet I still see your posts regularly because they're so often quoted by other people telling you how much you suck.

 

[Pedophobe]

As a side note, why are people at risk of freezing to death liking softcore furry porn on Twitter?

I can smell the autism over TCP/IP.

TL; DR: the arrogance and greed of people who don't want to grow up causes them to put their priorities in the wrong order.

 

[BirdUp]

I love the way pussy looks and tastes. It's very salty and a little sweet. I like when it tastes like my cum. It feels good and it's a nice way to feel close. I like the way the vulva looks and feels, too.

 

[Rozzy]

I think that kangaroo popufur that got raped at MFF calls his fans fuzzbutts or some gay shit like that. Ironic considering he got fuzzed in the butt…

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

To the Pooner and the pregnancy test: you were asked to pee in a cup. Everyone pees in a cup.