random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

“I’m afraid that everyone will get super sick forever but I also hope it happens to prove us right”

i never thought i'd witness pepperoni revisionism right here in the thread. these are dark times.

i know kiwi farms is all "muh freeze peach" but there have to be limits. denying the pepperonicaust just to try and be edgy or score stickers isn't "funny," it's simply beyond the pale. shame on you.

It's like that old philosophical chestnut: if a tranny freezes to death in the woods and doesn't post about it on Twitter, were they even actually trans in the first place?

the only treachery that counts is when you disagree with me politically lol

TIMs watch poor drug addicted Eastern European women getting anally raped and spit on and think “god, I wish I was her. She’s so lucky…”

I know people in general are dumb but I’m kinda insulted on behalf of all people you assume don’t have the discernment to know how to interpret links and screenshots backed by third party archives and government documents, vs “lol he grinds nigger babies into artisanal meat”

Even if I'm completely making up where I saw that, I believe that to be true.

Is it tasteless? Sure. But nobody outside of a total retard takes it seriously.

This is why no one needs high-capacity assault keyboards.

 

[ASeabear8952]

https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/tamers12345.17056/post-17383668

“Light should write the names of the Bartleby haters in his notebook, then make out with L.”

 

[Spud]

I like when it tastes like my cum.

Because when you eat your girl's pussy full of your own cum, you have that girl completely.

 

[Skitarii]

I love the way pussy looks and tastes. It's very salty and a little sweet. I like when it tastes like my cum.

 

[Tablet County]

Dire cock cels seething at saddam chads

has it ever occurred to you that some people think investing in this retarded shit is retarded and do not want to write a 300 page essay on why chink dick is or isn't big

 

[vomitusdeux]

For example, my mother gets mouth herpes whenever she's really stressed and emotionally tired, without fail.

Molesting your dad once hes in a nursing home is pretty based

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

When a 1½ year old infant seems like the adult in a situation, it is a sad state of affairs indeed.

 

[RACISM]

My dog would only ever get free range severed cocks that were attached to healthy farm boys and proven to be drug and disease free

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

 

[RACISM]

I AM NOT UNDERAGE, I WILL DRINK AN 8 OUNCE GLASS OF SEMEN IF IT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO HEAR YOU CALL ME AN ADULT
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not to sound like a homo but is there anywhere i can see your cock

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Her womb cries for the seed of the true believers and it is our duty to deliver it.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I'm convinced the transmission vector of coomerism is cartoon fuck me eyes. You can put half-closed cartoon eyes with lashes on literally anything and some concerningly large subset of the audience will automatically want to fuck it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Yes, it’s always nice to diversify your rape portfolio.

 

[Tablet County]

JFK is a choose your own adventure Conspiracy and every single one will be believable

On the last night of Hanukkah, Ben Shapiro puts a dreidel up his ass and spins around

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Stop appropiating white people culture
Niggers should only dance to drums and bone noises

 

[Weltraumfürst]

That is a spectacularly weak chin. He looks like someone who gets beaten up by the women he attempts to rape.

 

[demicolon]

Oh, obviously you don't say you're from the farms.

You say "I'm Joe Schmidt, From Piece of Schmidt Book Reviews".

 

[Tablet County]

The idea that I could possibly have my foreskin back fills me with a rush of emotions that I can't even put in to words

 

[Angry New Ager]

I'm no foot fag, but this looks like a match

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

How many dogs will be involved in the gangbang?