random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Polentic]

i'll double down. rat dads dick on monkey app

i'm hoping he gets a good trap before the dick.. so he can be all like "damn i bet that puss nice let me see" and BAM tranny dick

 

[Tablet County]

Give me a cubicle (never thought those fucking words would come out of my mouth), or an office, or I will eventually eat your face. Open floor plans were invented by the antichrist himself.

 

[MrJokerRager]

In the words of Sargon, I wouldn't even rape her

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

My cat has no appetite and barely eats anymore. Transphobia is everywhere.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Of course I prefer the older game for various reasons, not the least of which this weird condition I have where I will literally start to feel depressed if I'm away from older game consoles for too long (that may sound like I'm meming but I assure you I'm serious).

 

[Coelacanth]

Thats pretty normal, bearded dragons can be very angry when you need to clean their ballsack

 

[Aunt Carol]

As a neighbour i'd hurl abuse at this mega autist on the daily.

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

Damn that pussy nice!!!

 

[Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6]

The X account, which has not been used since roughly 2021, appears to contain multiple posts laden with obscene images, homosexual cartoons, bipolar political takes, and eager replies to Onlyfans models.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Goddamn this cunt is fucking ugly. Why are people allowed to look like this?

 

[Gentlebastard]

[Desperately trying not to fedpost]

Damn, you know you're a retard when a known low IQ cow tells you you're doing dumb shit.

Congrats on being raped while being old enough to think you were consenting to a pathetic chick who couldn't get someone her own age and had to prey on children, I guess.

That’s a Hallmark card right there.

For one small fee you too can live the life of a beanie wearing man child narcissist obsessed with cape shit.

EDIT: Confirmed fake and gay, but well faked and well gayed.

This entire thread has been censored by your kiroshi implant eyes.

You are the dumbest retardedest smallbrain gorilla monkey in the world if you think that's a remotely good, productive, or morally-justified kind of idea.

 

[Tablet County]

Getting molested and having to watch a shitty David Copperfield trick?

It's a 2 for 1 when he makes his thumb disappear.

"I don't fuck kids. They just don't have the assets. I need big boobs to get off, yuge even. I expect the biggest and best of everything, and kids just don't have it. And these days the ladies, they're not built like they used to be. You see these flat, unhappy women walking around. Many such cases. Sad."

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When you get raped by a pack of niggers, it'll be your fault.

Skill issue I guess

Bible fanart has always been a thing, it's just that people who did it used to be classically trained + cripplingly afraid of going to hell

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Such is the criminality of the negro that he breaks even the laws of gravity!

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

I think i was trying to say something about Israel...

@Useful_Mistake

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random_text-txt.1439/post-17256465

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I think i was trying to say something about Israel...

 

[tehpope]

Very not based. Stay armed, Wyomians. The Second Amendment is for shooting cops.

Mainly the last sentence.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'll be the nigger ghost, running around downtown, sneaking up on people and saying nigger. If I see a drug deal or tweaker, "nigger, nigger, nigger", bunch of gang members hanging out-"nigger, nigger!, NIGGERS!!!". Political event? Go right up to the mic and start shouting it or wait til an opportune time to drop it in the middle of someone else's speach.

 

[Tablet County]

Water was invented by Tyrone waters, the first African to chop ice so smooth you could drink it.

 

[Meat Target]

"i really love my eric harris pillow guys! yayyyy eric!"

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

i get your point but i have done all sorts of drugs and never ever ever ever did i think to invert my dick into a vagine lol