random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[BirdUp]

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

hahahahaa

thanks niggers

 

[Gentlebastard]

I’m willing to debate cornstarch metaphysics and make a fool out of myself, yes

"How can you be pro Palestine but anti LGBT?"

Well it’s not as though he could get a real job, at least not while he’s in the Fitness Protection Program.

don't let your autistic kids anywhere near the working compiler and code editor, please

Who knew that the intricacies of the Unicode standard held the key to defeating AIDS?

EDIT: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THEY ARE DOING THE CORPORATE THINKING HAT DISCUSSION USING IT I AM SO FUCKED

I assume the reason he's enciphered it because it reveals something embarrassing, like he's a paedophile or watches Deep Space 9.

SECRET OKRA BINGE! SECRET OKRA BINGE!

London is a shit hole. I’d rather live in the outer Hebrides with a bunch of seals. Or even Sheffield.

I sometimes feel we were unintentionally cruel by giving these people access to advanced technology like stoves

I can't believe edgy atheism is still a thing. Even when I was a teenager it was starting to fall out of fashion and considered cringe.

I wasn't quite braced for this level of autism

 

[Useful_Mistake]

did I miss the part where the random woman in the gym was a member of the CIA?

I change my mind, if you are minorly inconvenienced, you should go full nigmode and cop charges (maybe a felony) for assault and destruction of property.

yeah but he's black

I like dancing, bro. My nephew also likes dancing and knows like 5 Fortnite dances.

 

[CHARizard]

I dunno about you, but there was definitely a time in the past where I wished to have sex with my mother. When these feelings were finally processed, I realized why my sisters resented me so much.

 

[Rotollo 2]

seeing people seriously argue about whether, or not a Pokemon game is secretly anti-communist propaganda is one of the dumbest, and most autistic things I've ever seen on this site.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Thinking of anything involving both Keffals and Goatse is a type of horror I don't need to hear about, thank you.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

we should kill a virgin sissy baby then revive them as a experiment

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

SIGMA RULE NO.121892

NEVER MISS AN OPPORTUNITY TO PUNISH A FAT FAGGOT WITH BITCH TITS

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I doubt it would reject a busty high school girl.

How can you sit in whatever god forsaken coom lair you come from and type this shit?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Goddamn. So glad I won't ever have to get my vagina replaced.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

lol the tranny is jelly

Women, am I right?

What do you mean femboy? why isn't it femman?

just dont be gay

At least I'm not gay

 

[PhoBingas]

It was all a dream, used to smoke crack when I stream
Rats and bitches in the chat when I stream
Punching holes in my wall
Every single day beg to make it big, until I lose it all
Bossman dad brings the steak up, while I get staked up
Ain't smoked weed out of a crack pipe since the bong arrived
Way back when I had that big feature off the cat and mouse, with the rats to match

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

It's always tough to see other people living your dream

Damn, that's like Dashcon levels of disappointment

We're gonna need a LOT of Quick Lime.

Look I agree with you 90% of the time but please don’t post in my thread you are too toxic to civil discourse.

People take too many pictures, anyway. Nobody cares about your ugly kid, you don't need to share your entire life on social media. It's nice to let grandma know how it's going, even though she's 3 states away, but you could also give her a phone call? If you have 30 cousins then just pick your favorite and text them a picture of your cat, an ascii cock, a link to your newest literotica release, however your family works I guess.

Just because you're into some weird shit doesn't mean pedophiles get a pass so you can keep jerkin it to pictures of trains and planes you ill intentioned fuck.

Secretly recording a gaggle of tweens in your house seems like another great way to have the fuzz knocking on your door.

I've said this about similar articles before, but this should be the plot of the next Chucky movie.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Fascism is next to Godliness.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I saw a gay nigga at the bakery the other day and I tried to give him the islamic content sticker IRL but couldn't find out how to do so

 

[BirdUp]

lmfao you have clearly never watched a single video of ours together holy shit. we're in a full time bdsm relationship based on dynamic, not some vanilla bedroom only thing. i worship his dick 24/7. but thanks for providing us with material for our next 'salty beta' video

He also groomed me a bit, suggesting that I should go onto adderall to help with my ADHD and he encouraged my to shave my legs (which I actually ended up doing).

 

[Pedophobe]

Not to defend furries, but yiff yiff yiff uwu *crinkles* give me scritches.

Trans genocide is to genocide what trans women are to women.

I used to have a yearly meltdown as a very little kid about the implausiblity of Santa clause and it was a fucking relief when it was finally given up on.

When I walk around my ass cheeks sound like two party balloons rubbing against each other. Literally SQUEAKY clean.

 

[Tablet County]

If I eat Jack Scalfani's food, I will have a stroke.
If I eat Kay's food, I will turn into a margarine tard like her son.
If I eat Cobe's food, I'll be blessed by Cobra's magic.

"You know what would really take the edge off? Fucking a doll that looks like a 6-year-old boy. Really working my dick up inside that doll ass. Busting a nut in a silicon doll anus. Riding that doll bussy like a rodeo. Feeling my testicles slap against the man-made horror of a child fuck doll. The coooooom must flow!"

A Bloody Mary garnished with a whole ass fried rotisserie chicken?
The mythic realm of Milwaukee grows more fantastical by the minute!

There's a difference between joining a website because you enjoy gawking at internet weirdos and joining it because everywhere else on the internet banned you from calling people niggers.

 

[eatler]

would you have sex with a kiwi farms user

THE LEAF MUST BE RAKED

The Day of the Rake is coming. No Leaf shall be spared.

There's some Islamic countries more progressive on this than the Farms, I'm not sure what he was expecting.

 

[BirdUp]

5 years
5 years
still you
still me
still here
5 years
5 years baby
5 years
5 years