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[Maricón de Mierda]

EDIT: God damn, anybody else notice that teddy bear’s fat pussy?

So... did the birthday gangbang happen?

How the fuck do you get a 147 page divorce document?

It's one thing to trick him into saying, "happy birthday, Mike Hunt and Ted Bundy". It's another to ruin people's Olive Garden dinner

10 Facts About The Man Who Kept Severed Vaginas In His Freezer

we have all been held down by strange men while other men ejaculated in thin rubber sheaths inside us

Gay furry RP I could probably explain to my boss but light theme is inexcusable

How hard is it to literally just post slurs and laugh at fat people instead of using Kiwifarms as discount Myspace for private message furry ERP

Edit: If I remember right, the context for the cat butthole pic was that he was being called a zoophile degenerate by other users and as proof that he didn't rape his cat he posted the pics of his cat's butthole.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

@Involuntary Celebrity

Muttley from Wacky Races if anyone's wondering (it could do the Bill Gates part fine).

 

[Pedophobe]

Remember kiwi's, use that report button because only YOU can prevent unironic furfaggotry.

 

[ZazietheBeast]

We were promised flying cars, we got dog sex dolls.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

Killing yourself works the best to get out of any commitments.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I then promptly curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd him with AIDS in a post on his profile (hopefully that stuck).

 

[BirdUp]

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

It's a "never diagnosed but wouldn't be surprised" kinda thing.

 

[NSJAP]

Mengele came to me in a dream once while I was in LA. He was burning children with a flamethrower and laughing like a robot almost on autotune but it wasn’t melodic.

 

[Chongqing]

I removed a randomly placed "lol." Here's the quote.

There's a sweet spot with a pretty wide margin of error. For a 5'5 woman, it's between 120-250 lbs.

 

[BirdUp]

9/11 whats your emergency?

Oh no i jumped out the window!!!

Aw man that suck! Better luck next time!

Lol, w
.hat do yo.u think of this.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I do not want to be associated with somebody who had virtual furry sex with a kiwifarmer.

 

[Gentlebastard]

When suicide baiting doesn't work, you have to take the next step, the ultimate step, the irrevocable act ... you have to write a letter.

No idea who this is, but i just looked her up and her anus is in a sorry state. All swollen, puffy and black, like a neglected dogs eye. Very disrespectful.

What if I wear one of my shirts with a complex plant root system on it and a metalhead comes to me and goes "Oh, so you like the Frozen Goat Fetus? Name five songs"

Read this post about 3 times and I still have no clue who in this thread you are trying to mock. It's like you just vomited up a bunch of buzzwords and incoherently strung them together.

I hope he keeps suing until he gets to the Supreme Court so that Clarence Thomas can personally call him a fat faggot with bitch tits.

Can a mod add 'assassinated by South Korea' to the poll?

I prefer to use the scientific term "whores".

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Tealeaf

that would suggest being depressed is retarded

@Feefee81093

My step brother did that shit when the bathroom was right down the hall.

@Bargain Bin Laden

How come there are never any hot pedophiles?

@Golden Bat

I am a jenkem maniac.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Abbo-pass denied, Dyn.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'm like a retard Sherlock Holmes.

 

[Madre Muerte]

@jaredjellyjugs257 said:
I don't do heroin anymore. You are not up to date.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@notorietus

some guy invited me to a dm convo called "Boss Nigger Rape Chamber"

???

@Muttley

yes this is where i groom them for failure and then send them out into the wide world of DMs

have you joined Groom Chat to be Groomed today?

why was rape removed from the title @Black Man Underwear you rape coward.

My entire existence on this website has devolved into me posting cool stuff from the 90s and early 00s in this thread that I find on Twitter.

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YOU WILL WATCH THE GOYSLOOP AT THE MOVIE NIGHT, FORUM USER, YOU WILL SHARE FUNNY PICTURES, FORUM USER, YOU WILL PRETEND TO BE A ONLINE CAT, FORUM USER, YOU WILL SHARE BUTT PCITURES, FORUM USER, YOU WILL CONSUME THE SCAT FAN FIC, FORUM USER

Sweet Niggervar, come and give my wife a fart.

 

[Lokenstien]

@Madre Muerte

I'm moreso hyped up and in a good mood after sleeping with my new plushie. I imagine that he's my friend or perhaps my father. Loving me and caressing me, giving unconditional love towards me. Things I've always desired, but have never felt comfortable or close enough to accept from any other being.

 

[Seafarer]

what exactly is lighthearted about assfucking and semen?