random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Little known historical fact, Jean Sibelius actually composed the song Finlandia as a method of reminding Finns of the highs and lows of the Hyperwar.

rurik was finnish
genghis khan was korean
the mongol invasion of russia was actually the second hyperwar
this is the truth (((they))) don't want you to know

 

[The Connected Nose]

Gay furry RP I could probably explain to my boss but light theme is inexcusable

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Nikocado exists to balance out Eugenia, like a particle-antiparticle pair in quantum physics.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

You literally can't consent accident me. I'll enjoy everything.

 

[Angry New Ager]

"for less than the cost of a bucket of nighttime fried chicken, you can help a deathfat purchase medically-assisted suicide!"

 

[ƵIGGER]

night shift at suicide hotlines for cities are pretty quiet at night after 12am. Either the attention seekers are sleeping or they're dead by that point.

 

[Brain Power]

New contender for single post that most encapsulates the forum: https://www.resetera.com/threads/ch...g-donald-trumps-mugshot.824166/post-120082425
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"As always, I apologize for my Caucasianess as we have let the whole fucking world down, thousands of times, through the entirety of human history."

 

[Meat Target]

“I did not have sex with that stuffed animal, no matter what the news outlets say.”

 

[NSJAP]

77. Hitler without the Holocaust is very forgettable. Hitler without the Holocaust is very
forgettable.
78. Hitler without the Holocaust is just a mediocre American president.
79. Hitler without the Holocaust is just a wallstreet executive with a darpa contract.
80. I despise armpits. Ever notice little girls armpits don't stink?

 

[Kosher Salt]

Hitler was a good guy though, and I just registered to tell you that.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

One time someone gave me a neg rating and I committed suicide and died.

 

[Gentlebastard]

To this day I'm truly heartbroken costco cut the kraut and only has yellow mustard. I feel like I lost a friend.

I download collect organize these little pronoun microaggressions like vaush collects loli. Keep these wonderful clips coming.

> watching mainstream porn instead of murky cellphone videos uploaded to obscure Chechnian video streaming platforms

Why even live?

That's not even fun, jovial racism. That's mean, poopy pants racism.

the cunt that wrote/directed/starred in this went ape shit when her jew boyfriend did a holocaust themed porn with another jewish woman. So if you want to know where the line is, full on BDSM rape porn set in a concentration camp is apparently where the line was drawn.

In case you haven't heard, a race war has ignited between Thai and Filipino ladyboys who went out for the prowl and got in each other's sights.

Reality is if you have gay thoughts you have to fend off, YOU ARE GAY.

Indians got access to the Western Internet recently and well....look at the results.

I remember reading somewhere that ~900 Million Indians access the internet every day as of 2024. That's like 1 out of 5 people online is Indian. The very thought sends shivers down my spine yet here we are, it's real.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Rumble is fighting habits so old that Drexel would fuck them.

 

[Coelacanth]

Null is a faggot. But a cool faggot, like Freddie Mercury.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Fat fat fat fat fat
Fat fat fat, Fat fat, fat fat
Fat fat fat fat fat

Please keep the formatting on this one. It's a haiku.

 

[doodoocaca]

You should write whichever jailschool summer camp you broke out of a thank you note for taking the virginity you were unable to give away.

I have to assume that’s what happened, because otherwise there’s absolutely no excuse for your emotional investment and the effort you spend guntguarding the comments under your favorite topic.

You have tranny-tier obsession, like you expect to achieve climax if you say “torture” enough times, but my nigger in Christ, dramatic repetition doesn’t work well outside of poetry

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Well, I've done it again: my scrotum is bleeding.

Popeye is a proud trans woman.

I went to meet girl but I have breast like woman and I farted forever and she scream and runaway

 

[Tablet County]

As a black autist suicidepill parody artist

Not sure I've heard anyone call it "scrapping" since the "scrap like a man bitch" guy got turned into a James Brown impersonator.

I once saw a Jewess FtM. She was short, and her lard/zippertit surgery made her look like she was wearing a life jacket under her shirt.

She definitely cries herself to sleep.

Nanomaschinen, mein Sohn

It's a fucking spastica. LOL

I care not from whence the tism jisms, so long as it keeps on a-jism'ing

 

[Rembrandt]

He owns multiple monitors.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Try eating with cutlery and on an elevated-surface and you'll find yourself stepping in much less fried goat-pussy.

The real diversity was the shitposting I learned along the way.

Edit: I'm not saying we need to stop using metaphors.

To be fair, they only hated his penis.

I occasionally keep a set of screwdrivers in my bedside table but a entire hammer holding toolbox seems excessive.

Why do they always do sieg fails? You'd think they'd, I don't know... look up a reference picture or at least make sure the bits are going the right way? Maybe do a couple practice swastikas at home? Just so low effort.

So many kink shamers in here, ugh I’m gonna go beat up Ben Shapiro

Asserting that a violently insane criminal clown is transgender might not be the dunk you think it is.

I hate trannies, but I also hate copyright law. I don't know which side to take.

iirc Papa Doc and Baby Doc sorta had things semifunctional?
at least functional enough to run effective death squads
you gotta have some infrastructure for death squads

Jihad. Jihad on you. Jihad on you and your gay penis.