random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

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this may be the greatest random_text placement to have ever been generated:

 

[Harold Penisman]

Glad to help.

Now, let me sit on your face and fart into your sinuses. My fecal molecules are even boob shaped, you'll love it.

 

[LurkTrawl]

She looks like Julianna Margulies with a Guy Fawkes filter.

Yikes. With a face like that you could go arse-to-mouth, starting at either end.

 

[Keith Kunt]

Human nature is seeing that Hitler rated your post in the Cheese thread "dumb" and getting upset

 

[Meat Target]

We lost worlds full of loose prop objects that react to everything due to console retards running laptop APUs for all of the 2010s yet no one ever starts a riot over that, but affect boob bounce one time and /v/ is coming with knives out.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Is your clitoris running? Well, you better go catch it!

 

[Pissmaster]

I personally hate when I'm driving my kiwifarms account down the road and null changes the cruise control button endangering the lives of everyone around me.

 

[eatler]

ERP literally classifies as NSFW you dumbass

 

[Aunt Carol]

I also used to be able to do logarithms but I forget exactly why I even wanted to do that.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

The Kotaku journo's father plainly told her to touch grass:
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https://twitter.com/alyssa_merc/status/1765735313710764116

"huh. Okay. Just shut your laptop? The internet isn't real life!"

 

[vomitusdeux]

Shame about the fucked up HRT penis

He also has a fetish for women crushing eggs with their feet, idk if he represents the average moid, but if you say so.

Ah yes. The most important part of the road to womanhood, getting your ears pierced at Claire's.

Imagine being 30 years old and playing defense on social media for a teenager who eats his own shit.

Paragraphs are not exclusive to reddit.

if you're spamming diapers out of your hardrive i don't think you're being ironic anymore

Stop showing your HRT moobs to people.

Sir your loli enjoying cat fucking Hitler loving white nationalist is ready to speak to you, he looks like nothing you’d expect.

That might be his winter coat yours seeing. Brown people have those sometimes.

my nigger in christ people are using a web 1.0 forum by clicking random shit in their notification tray saying that niggerhater420 liked their post. That's how they use the site. This is how someone who has been hit with a wrench and has internal bleeding in their brain would use the site.

I'm surprised you've been so glued to this thread. I figured you were too busy dilating your poopwound

Jesus. What is up with those tattoos? They look like they were done in someone's bedroom by a meth addict.

User has shared picture of HRT moobs in DMs.​

i accept null as my communist computer god

Null, I curse you.

I cure you to forever eat Velveta cheese.

I curse you to never eat another wonderful banana pepper ever again.

Your children will be trans and you will get reverse vitiligo where you slowly turn into a nigger.

imagine that

a balldo emote

This thread is moving so fast that nobody’s going to see this post where I talk about the time some lady grabbed me by the crotch at a lords of acid concert.

everyone giving nulls love without nulls consent is committing RAPE and that NIGGER HAS 150K IN LITIGATION MONEY

@holyhandgrenade and @Omori Boy sitting in a tree D-I-L-A-T-I-N-G

I want to squish Null's fat cheeks and play with them like Play-Doh

Null fixed True & Honest stickers showing up for normal users who can't use them and all it took was a mental breakdown and complete overhaul of the sticker system. Good on him!

Man, people born in 1999 are old enough to be groomers and pedos. How the time flies, you really don't even notice.

You in particular are such a pathetic queer. I hope you're autistic and I hope this change really genuinely upsets you. I want to step on your thing and break it in front of you. I cannot fucking believe how fucking gay you are. It's like listening to Wingsofredemption dog whimper over CoD trolls. It spins my sympathy all the way around to contempt.

No, human nature is emotional and fickle. Human nature is seeing that Hitler rated your post in the Cheese thread "dumb" and getting upset

Oh my god. First I can’t get my dopamine drip from the Kiwi Farms. Next, I can’t get my dopamine drip from Twitter. This is worse than the holocaust.

if my penis enters your butt during the night, and you don't wake up, does make it a rape?

 

[SwanSwanson]

@totally not CIA agent
Lemme get this straight, this tranny stupidly got himself involved with the Catler drama and it then escalated to it turning out he's a tranny into degenerate shit and now everyone has seen moobs? Did I get that right?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

For puff puff's sake if nothing else.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Is Skordas as well known for killing disabled people as Hitler?

Can we talk about that guy’s choice to wear a top hat and how her nipples have been airbrushed out?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Look, I'm not saying I have a foot fetish or anything, but if I hypothetically did, the idea that I could show up to school one day and be told I get to suck some hot cheerleader toes under the guise of raising money for some gay charity would be the equivalent of hitting the Powerball. Not that I would enjoy it or anything, I'm just speaking hypothetically haha.

 

[Dr. Butt]

the last part of a human centipede where the first two parts are troons

Kiwi Farms.

 

[Haftag]

Nigersaurus

 

[Black Man Underwear]

https://knowyourmeme.com/comments/5779214#comment_5779214

I hate recommending KiwiFarms but that's the best source for this kind of thing.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

DBZ was what defined 'cool' for a generation of people around the world, it lionized heroic masculinity in a way other shows didn't, in that greatness had to be earned rather than just won. It taught that struggle wasn't simply necessary but a virtue that endowed such rewards as respectability and strength.

 

[Meiwaku]

Null: no, europe is not a lolcow.

its not hard to predict what will happen when you make a fandom around being attracted to animals.

It's always a shitpost until it isn't.

how the fuck are people unironically replying to "but what if negrates make someone kill himself???" suicide bait 'arguments'
livestream it you fag, and we'll negrate your obituary too

> furry ERP DM chain
> sticker notifications removed
> scores hidden
> join dates hidden
> people STILL find time to complain about HHH

i aspire to annoy people like he does

the most diverse group of white supremacists on the internet.