random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Roses are red
violets are blue
Your pussy tastes like Wendy's
Fuck sickos too

 

[BirdUp]

The sudden rush of the entity was shocking, no loud noise or distorted face, just an unnerving presence that instantly sent chills down my spine.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Android MAPtor

 

[Big Brutus]

I and many others don't even want to acknowledge you creatures exist but we're forced to you because you retards just couldn't keep to yourselves as evident with you sharing your HRT moobs with everyone

 

[theshitposter]

You need everyone for a movement like this. Including the lolicons.

 

[Gentlebastard]

let your very male vaginal hair grow to an appropriate length and then braid it together across the opening. You can even use beads or other adornments (in your most manly colors, of course) to make it unique and fun

I'd be self hating too if I was that much of an ugly fat fuck.

You can bet this guy's fun to be around.
>Did I ever tell you how about the patriarchal white supremacist institutional racism behind automatic flushing toilets?
>Sir, this is a McDonalds.

A recurring theme in cyberpunk dystopia parodies is the citizens being reduced to replaceable cogs identified only by ID numbers. This guy watches those and just wistfully thinks, "ahh, maybe that will be me someday".

men just walk around sporting massive tents in their trousers and high-fiving as they pass each other on the street. "Hey man, nice boner!"

those sausages are ENGINEERED!

I'm so glad my tax dollars are being used to concoct an elaborate musical chairs of Marines being forced to watch each other pee.

fellow ManBroKings, who among you has not had to whip out the WD40 to deal with a pesky spot of Cock Rust?

Those guys can have all the liver cancer their bodies can handle.

This guy is an intolerable cunt of the highest order

Everyone on reddit is a nigger.

Nigga if I wanted a woman of Taylor's body and beauty I would just dig up my grandmother and fuck her

 

[JustSomeDong]

Why is the solution for women's problems always making it someone elses problem?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Generally please don't poison people

 

[Chongqing]

This thread should be called “only hams.”

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I am an ex-Gamergate SJW journo

 

[Programmer Socks]

Is there some serious correlation between anime culture and tranny culture or am I seeing things?

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Null is a faggot. But a cool faggot, like Freddie Mercury.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Strange Looking Dog

@Feefee81093, Yeah but women have to rent out their wombs to gay men to keep a roof over their heads so who's really the loser huh?

@Bargain Bin Laden

I’ve gotten men pregnant before. It’s possible.

 

[Abella]

Dude he's admitted to sexually assaulting his cat. A quote of his is in random.txt

Nah nigga you were ERECT

 

[frozen_runner]

women are fed sleeper clones created to perpetrate sinful acts in order to dumb down society and keep us passive to usher in the destruction of the western world

That was one of the finest cyberbullying video I'd ever seen up to that point. It honestly makes me kind of nostalgic.

"Mentally ill man puts on make-up, commits crimes" isn't a "queer work of art", it's a fucking documentary.

3) No person shall be convicted of an offence under subsection (2)
(a) if he establishes that the statements communicated were true;

>Great news the Holocaust didn’t happen so I can’t be convicted for denying it since I speak the truth.

smug elation is the first step in the five stages of liberal grief. stage two (twitter histrionics) soon.

The physiognomy is so on point it's downright platonic.

Am I referencing lynchings or am I referencing monkeys? Choose your own racist adventure.

It was the 70’s, it was a different time.

Actually, it’s a little known fact that Niggers(Nigs) were a commonly used scientific unit for measuring noise levels before adopting decibels(dB). For example, a running lawnmower would be about .3 Nigs, while the Titan rocket that launched Voyager would’ve been ~20 Niggers.

i know it wont happen but it would be very funny if one day voyager 1 somehow ends up crashing back onto earth but for some reason the record is now silver and the recordings are just various slurs from the future.

Nigger women were used as a unit of weight for a time. The average adult male weighs about 0.01 nigger women.

The answer to antisemitism is to unironically stop being fucking jewish.

 

[Tablet County]

I'll come clean, I personally shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914 in a plot by the KiwiFarms time-travelling OPs division to start gamergate two and get Donald Trump re-elected, and everything so far has gone exactly as planned.

You need everyone for a movement like this. Including the lolicons.

do not ever derail an on-topic thread for 5 pages talking about kidfucker cartoons again

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

It's the first line of defense avec it's literally a filter for Chinese made from niggers.

Next up: being catfished in tank game.

“We are a whole bunch of people who have been told no. Don’t, Forget about it. Don’t even think about it. No. Poo.”

For those times when you want to dip your nuts in your coffee, but it's just too damn hot.

$1 million to support Lemonparties in Philadelphia.

Just program the AI to loudly insist that the gay dude owns a doghouse. Duh. It's like these people never studied logic, or something.

One of the things about people these days is that a lot of them don't seem to understand that you don't have to share every thought that pops into your head. Kiwi Farms, Q.E.D.

Oh, I have drawn mountaintops with me on top. Lemon yellow sun.

But I just sit there and smile and nobody knows why.

they are all fighting over my O ring

Gotta teach the kid the tools of the trade. Maybe one day he'll make a homunculus.

I'll one up you, I'll also take some cayenne pepper and toss some chicken in all this.

Let he who is without a headless torso in their fridge cast the first stone.

I bullied a mexican kid named Angel so often and severely that when he learned to speak english he had a stutter.

There has never been a better time to be a vindictive asshole!

It's gays' fault! It's white guys' fault! It's Jesus's fault! It's Republicans' fault! It's Joe Manchin's fault! It's Harry Potter's fault! It's their fault when I look in the mirror and see a monster instead of a teenage girl. In fact, the only person who bears absolutely no responsibility is me, clearly.

 

[Aunt Carol]

you don't get a gut that hairy with gas station boner pills.

 

[vomitusdeux]

To tell you the truth I haven’t seen you until now, I would of invited you to be virtually molested by catler and madre.

There are more homosexual neo-nazis out there than you'd think.

Going straight from armed robbery to Cannibal Holocaust seems unlikely.

Minorities get late access to DLC.

"We're sorry, this product is not yet available for your melanin."

The kids call it a gunt. It's the fatty area below the belly button and above the pubic area of a woman.

Day 81, Stickerchilds still going craycray. Now they’re typing out sticker names in protest, versus inserting them, as that was called gay a page back. Stickerchilds show such hunger for their notifications. Heaven only knows what will happen with these wildin’ stickerchilds & their emotional protest.

Kids these days are weak as shit, I swear. The title made me think that the mom mixed in raw bones, chilli peppers, vegemite, tabasco sauce, window cleaner and a brick.

What dipshit moron kid takes a swig of that and decides to keep drinking it?

I'm not saying it's a bad thing either, I quite enjoyed getting a notification from @Hitler for 420 updoots

Except you can quit taking drugs and maybe suck up a little bit of brain damage. You can take your bell bottoms off and put on a suit. You can't grow your cock back.

Zoomers are fucking weird. They eat sushi and listen to nigger music.

If I had an obsession with eating corn starch I'd at least try vomiting it up afterwards. Would it not play havoc with your bowels?

i bumped the garfield drawing thread and nobody has posted garfield. thanks for fucking nothing

Are you really asking why niggers are acting like niggers?

A man who jerks off to anime feet is a foot fetishist. A man who jerks off to anime men railing each other is gay. A man who jerks off to fat anime women is a fat fetishist. A man who jerks off to anime children is a pedophile. Hope thats helps.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

All that men want, normies and incels alike, is for a woman to actually smile every once in a while