random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Brain Power]

Whose asshole tastes like lime?

 

[Johnny Salami]

Einstein's wife was his (first) cousin, their mothers were sisters

So for Einstein it was all relative?

These two quotes go together

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Soy Wars isekai

The homogenization of goyslop

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

My boy absolutely MOGGS that reddit faggot pooner looking twink.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Then what are we supposed to call cute, crossdressing twinks who don't try to pretend that they actually are women?

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.

I uh, I don't know how to bring this up, but... FUTA ADDICT? Chicks with dicks? My guy that's at least 50% gay if not full blown troon 100% gay

Bro can’t even spell his ideology correctly.

You're the alter ego of salad finger, sausage finger

He said his sister wasn't hot as the excuse.

Dis nigga wanna rape cats

Let me guess, he jizzed on Akusa and put her in a jar?

How do you put “Christ is Lord” and “futa addict” in the same bio of your Twitter you use to like porn?

My idea for the final solution is less Hitler, more McCarthy.

Also he calls himself a Femboy but is into futa and anime woman? This is cultural appropriation of faggot culture

Being a tranny is default mentally ill and degenerate, not every black person is by default a criminal retard, it's just highly likely.

But does the pot want to fuck cats?

She's gross and insane and he's a retarded faggot they're perfect for each other.

You forgot to add the part where Ssj_ness is wearing Leia slave outfit and Android is wearing the roach costume

I am turk, I am blacker than you

Why is there a bottle of Metaxa in the avi if you're Turkish?

I DONT LOOK LIKE ARIN TRANSON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My parents were NOT related . My Mother's an only child. nice try.

I DON’T LOOK LIKE THAT FAT RETARD I JUST HAVE BROWN EYES AND LONG BROWN HAIR

I dyed my hair with poop and I stared at poop so much my eyes turned brown

@SIGSEGV is a gnome

@Bargain Bin Laden is Arin Hanson

The doxing power of Kiwifarms is an unstoppable force

I only sent it because I don't like you, not for disney art. That would be illegal.

@Man In A Dress would like you to know that you're still a coward that runs in fear at the sight of a bathroom scale.

I won't participate in this thread because it's woman-adjacent

I, for one, am just happy to be a part of Catlers meat.

If you don't make furry content, why are you drawing a centaur?

It didn’t violate my rectum.

I wish the government would give ME donut money. ): I'm so hungry guys, she keeps stealing all of my food and putting it in the walls to save for when she runs out of cats to eat.

You've ate kitty kibble for lunch and currently experiencing an allergic reaction to it, remember?

Your breasts physically confuse me. Why do they point in different directions? Did you get mauled by a bear and got put back together wrong or something?

Please don't encourage her to show us her retractable penis, again.

I think as long it has a vagina, walks on two legs, and cosplays, Chibi is into it

Not afraid of you, I just want you the hell out of my server. be nice or I'll ignore you again.

What the fuck kind of name is Smotrich? Seriously, this is literally the sort of name you'd expect a fantasy goblin to have.

do you expect full rendering on a throwaway vent comic about being treated badly by a furry e-cult?

On second thought I’ve decided to develop an AI that focuses on learning about every aspect of BIG ANIME TITTIES it possibly can.

That's definitely a hallucination. Spiders don't have only six legs.

See, you think you're smart over there with your 77 IQ, but some of us have cracked 78, and even 79.

would you rather be a furry or a nigger? serious question. choose carefully

Furries and tech go hand in hand.

Meat is murder. Yummy murder.

Some even speedrun life itself.

Speaking only for myself, I would consider being personally kicked out of a con by John de Lancie an absolute win.

"I loved you in Star Trek IV!"
"That was John Shuck you fucktard!!"
"Oh right you were Maltz in Star Trek III"
"No stalker child that was John Larroquette!"

Dude, just admit you enjoy wearing women's clothing. No need to justify it.

And will not eat from a coomer's leftovers.

take your tidepods ok fag?

How do you "seize territory" from a fictional country?

"Learn to draw furry porn" is the new "learn to code."

What kind of person wants to befriend someone who fucks their mother?

Here's hoping we'll all be fucking dead and gone before his rape-your-own-mother trend catches on.

Ah, wendigo psychosis is setting in. What a time to be alive!

And a bunch of plane fetuses.

Many geniuses are literal retards.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Tiny kitchens are for dwarves

 

[Karellen]

I literally had to call the police and explain to them what a KiwiFarms was
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[Cringestorian X]

I honestly don't know what to do because when I first interacted with her I thought she was cute and kind of funny in a weird autistic way, now I'm being findommed.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

as with any artistic medium, a whole fantastic reality can be poured onto a page and brought to life with nothing more than a little ingenuity and technique. you can even create a reality where - for example - a prepubescent child can enjoy sex, perhaps even to the point of soliciting for it... perhaps even to the point of enjoying being raped.

 

[Gentlebastard]

>raw human leg

wite pipo don't seson they long pig

Wait, so if I just happen upon a dead body in the middle of nowhere, I'm not allowed to do whatever I want with it? That's bullshit. What happened to finders keepers?

Please tell me you didn't make this thread merely due to it being related to piss.

Why do you want to be lied to?

AI spew articles are going to push me off the internet. I can't wait. More please. End my suffering.

When everything collapses we'll be able to say "we fucking told you so" and back it with plenty of sources, just before we get barbecued and eaten by negros.

Be the white gun nut prepper the niggers and liberals believe you to be!

You're telling me someone made a joke involving being on the sex offender registry to a random troon, and the troon immediately confesses that they too are on the sex offender registry? I'm shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked.

Somehow, this woman has indeed out-pizza'd the Hut.

Mr. "sextoyspolitics" sounds so close to satire that it's horrifying he isn't

I don’t know what sick fuck invented kale chips, but I hope when they go to hell that’s all they get to eat.

I really just want to know some more foods I can buy to somehow hurt niggers.

if eating kale is racist, GREENS ARE BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS.

I want to follow this chick around and hassle her every time she tries to eat non-African food. Gonna slap that taco right out yo mouf. Appropriation!

every day I wake up and am grateful for not being a reddit janny

here we get irrationally angry about cheese like normal people

This is just being emo as an ideology.

I may jack off to the thought of people being raped or killed, but at least I'm not a BIGOT

he's at least mentally part nigger

Slavposters are the best. You people even shitpost in a Pushkin-esque rhythm

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I realize now Russ is more retarded than I initially thought possible

 

[Pissmaster]

Didn't read, kill yourself. I trust my father more than some random ass faggot on an Internet forum.

 

[Meat Target]

who made this? I want to commit black-on-black violence, who the FUCK made this?!

 

[BirdUp]

Maat is good and its worth is lasting.
It has not been disturbed since the day of its creator,
whereas he who transgresses its ordinances is punished.
It lies as a path in front even of him who knows nothing.
Wrongdoing has never yet brought its venture to port.
It is true that evil may gain wealth but the strength of truth is that it lasts;
a man can say: "It was the property of my father."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

White man gets exposed to his own history. White man feels pride. POC most affected.

However, the revelation that he's A. Fat, B. Ugly, C. Gay, and D. Into vore severely diminish my interest in watching him.

he doesnt seem like a man who carefully considers the upsides and downsides of an action before carrying it out.

 

[Meat Target]

The cause of this whole incident was made clear the moment it was discovered it was an all Indian crew. People, this isn't hard, Indians and electricity do not mix and they're the single least competent ethnicity on the planet.

We're talking about a country that fucked up a $2 Billion dollar submarine because the dock workers left a hatch open and no one checked.

there ain't no dindu like a hindu

 

[Pissmaster]

I don’t know how but this is somehow getting more revolting and sadder by the minute.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

ZERO PAPERS
ONE CASE REPORT
IT'S NOT A GAPING WOUND
YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ANY VAGINAS
YOU ARE ALL UNEDUCATED BIGOTED TRANSPHOBES

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Guess the race is a fun family game with twists and turns where you least expect them

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Eh don’t worry about it. I’m probably retarded.