random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Donald Trump is nigger incarnate

 

[Pedophobe]

Can NONE of you niggers spell foreword?

This is reaching levels of bizarre that can only occur in reality.

Anyone who has fun on the internet should kill themselves.

Nobody here is normal.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Why would Gamergate 2.0 do this?

It’s just so crazy it might be true.

 

[Tablet County]

Its like if they were food critics who gave glowing reviews of a forgettable starter dish because they had high hopes for the main course and dessert, only for the main course to just be a towering mound of nigger shit from which an AIDs infected hobo leapt out to forcibly assfuck the customer while yodelling dixieland, and the dessert to be a comically large bowl containing the semen and haemorrhoid pus of every special needs person in the city of Gary IN collected and fermented over a three and a half week period

Dear Mr. Biden,
Otterlandia is under attack from Russian otters. Please send 50 trillion by way of remittance to defend r democracy and so I can buy a fucking castle please.
Yours, etc

The bongs are getting burged? Woah.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I'm 20 and I never had a girlfriend, it's over. How do other old fags cope with this?

 

[doodoocaca]

If the clinic really went with "lol it's the weekend, chug some NyQuil about your dickfection and nap 'til Monday 'cause Dr. Crane is out" then I guess I have respect their commitment to work-life balance.

At the end of the tunnel is a coffin.

Crippling autism has led me to comb through posts and create a Stumpdick chronology.

“Cavity smell”

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@NinjaSniffer

I'm joining the trannies for the total cishet death purge that's coming

@Sicko Hunter

Visa and Mastercard have got me banned
Internet lolcows want me dead
Appalachian Jews gave me a curse
How could things get any worse?

I'm a feeder
A sneeder
I fit a two-seater
Failed gardener
Operator
And a lolcow farmer

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"When was the piano invented, child?" is such a funny thing to ask someone in any context.

 

[Gentlebastard]

How nice of the creator to give us a red flag this big and bright

Nb is when you dress all retarded and wear glitter makeup and funky hair colors because you are not like other girls. It doesn't get deeper than that

What has this tiny avocado tool seen? What horrors has it witnessed?

It looks like a small gangrenous penis at this angle, though. Lol.

Now there's a face in need of a Glasgow smile.

I guarantee none of the people in this video were wearing deoderant.

it was his second stroke wasn't it, or his 3rd? I lose track of how many times God has tried to finish him off.

A while ago I had a friend of mine staying with me for a few months and after he moved on, a pair of his boxers got left behind and found their way into my laundry basket. One day when I had completely run out of boxers before work, I still opted to wear an unclean pair of mine even though his had been cleaned and folded.

There's something sacred about underwear and it's a line you don't cross.

You may have suffered from osteoporosis and organ failure before your late 20s, but at least you would've gotten that heckin' sweet gender euphoria.

I don't know how repulsive you have to be to be queer in Germany and not get laid for so long you give up and start self harming yourself.

I can almost see a little devil and angel on that cartoon dudes shoulder, the angel is suggesting some introspection as to why he feels the way he does, that it will be a long process and there are no easy solutions, and the devil is saying "cut your dick off and COOOOOOOM until you're a lady. Problem solved"

The history of 21st Century cults is truly strange indeed. I will dutifully report on further theological discoveries through my digital-archaeological studies.

Dr. L'Jarius Sneed IIX
Emperor Joshua Moon Memorial University
21st July, 2223

You just can't beat the euphoria of both helping the FBI and wanking one off!

Blessed are the literal-literal autistic retards.

I'll be honest, the line about crossing the Uncanny Valley is actually pretty funny. Which means that he probably plagiarized it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wow this thread is full of bigots who just don't get that being a white woman in a heterosexual relationship is actually the queerest and most transgressive thing you can be, assuming that the white woman makes the effort to publicly announce that she does not conform to gender stereotypes 100% of the time.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I watch incest porn. I don't give a shit about the incest aspect of it. I just watch it because it's porn. I bet a lot of the people watching incest porn feel the same way. I bet a very small minority of people watching it actually get off on the whole incest aspect of it. Most people don't watch porn for the story lines. Just like people don't play games like Doom for the deep involving story. They play it for the gameplay.

If I'm cruising around porn sites looking for something I generally just take what's there. If it happens to be incest themed then oh well. Most of the incest porn isn't really even incest. It's usually between stepmoms and step siblings. That's not actual incest. Incest is between two people that are biologically related.

Otherwise stop moral fagging. Stop worrying about straight guys jerking off to porn.

 

[Tablet County]

What if a woman lubes up her arm like Malcolm McDowell in Caligula and brutally fists a guy's ass? Is it rape, then?

 

[Breadbear]

it's the weekend, chug some NyQuil about your dickfection and nap 'til Monday

Oh you hate your “cock?” Just chug a bottle of nyquil.

 

[Sprate Header]

The Femboyim Know; Shut It Down!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Real bros don't wear each other's underwear.

everybody goes through an existential crisis dipshit it came free with your existence.

 

[BirdUp]

This forum will forever be retards acting like retards.

Sex gifs

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

“My degree isn’t in mind reading, Taylor.”

 

[Tablet County]

Sorry but I only get my news from InfoWars and WorldStarHipHop.

dark elves are Canadian.

 

[BirdUp]

Sagas from before
Yet this one is important?
Raging incels, all.

Man, woman, retard
One truth remains ever clear
They are assmad, lol.

 

[Hamstirer]

Reddit refugees coming? Me saying the word nigger on this site will increase drastically to keep them away