random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Black Man Underwear]

@Doubly Punished Snigger

Who the fuck is this nigger, why does he get a say

Welp, it appears that my engagement was a sham and now I’m going to be ritually sacrificed to a lesser god

@Dishonourable Harlot

No, I am not a nigger soon to be buck broken. Enjoy prison, stalker

@CognitiveDeficiency

Alright, kitty came in so I can go to bed. Nighty nighty niggers

 

[Spud]

he peeled off the top of his yogurt and he LICKED IT. IN FRONT OF HER. ON CAMERA!!!

 

[BirdUp]

VGH... I MVDE GERMANV BIGGER IN HOI4... WHVT COVLD HAVE BEEN...

THEY DID A HATE SPEECH. THEY DID A RACISM. THEY DID A HARASSMENTS.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

Pointing out undeserved riches and fame isn't jealousy.

Powerful quote.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Please destroy San Fransisco
Please destroy San Fransisco
Please destroy San Fransisco
Please destroy San Fransisco
Please destroy San Fransisco
Please destroy San Fransisco

I will cast the spells myself! Fuck third parties. I have the innate skills.

Your head is full of bad meat you inbred sewer rat

just look how stagnant "black culture" has been ever since the portable radio came out.

3 pages in and no one has made any Mexican Food Standoff jokes.

Or Guac, Guac, Guac, watchin niggas drop.

The west has fallen.

Time for a cold, cool-filtered Miller® Genuine Draft, brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 4% alcohol by volume, please drink responsibly.

Also, try Miller Lite®! Great taste, less filling.

The writing was on the wall when they liquidated Garrison Keillor.

Fisting of the North Star

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Nazi" used to mean... well, Nazism. Now it means "someone who thinks that you shouldn't show your penis to kids in the playground".

This is the most obvious porn/hentai/anime rotted brain post I've ever seen.

That sounds completely made up but I believe it.

"Is it bad that I lied to my cardiologist about my palpitations going away?"

"Is it bad that I lied to my kidney doctor about not seeing blood in my urin?"

"Is it bad that I lied to my podiatrist about my extra finger?"

Actually most tards are more productive and have a better personality. He's literally sitting there drooling over food.

Apparently quadruple amputee fetish porn is a thing.

If this is not a troll I will be forced to accept Moon Man as my personal savior.

As KF's resident Rabi, I'm embarrassed by his display.

nigga it's a fucking Godzilla and King Kong movie. WTF you mean some things were unrealistic.

to the man who suggested this depressed geriatric virgin go on FetLife, which is like telling someone with a headache to skip the aspirin and go straight for black tar heroin.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

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"Kiwifarms refers to me as a prototroon and suggests my hair is Jo Maugham's dead fox - which is at least original."

"I'm too dull to libel."

 

[Tablet County]

It upset me when Mallory mentioned that Archer fucked lots of ladyboys in college. That line isn’t canon to me

"See, Biden built a wall better than Trump's! Checkmate, chuds!"

The astrological significance is this: you'll never be a woman.

Here's Mo Hijab doing some olympic gymnastics to cope about the Prophet (Police Be Upon Him)

 

[Aunt Carol]

what is up with me and my lolcows using shit buckets i swear to god this is at least the third time this has happened

Cluster B’s keep the lights on in this place.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Astro Loafo

You ever jack off to Zootopia?

@batterybee

gooning is now banned world wide!

 

[tehpope]

i think everyone except in this thread except android raptor should be raped by a pack of feral niggers

i think all the users in this thread who are anti-abortion should be chained to a radiator in a house and said house be set on fire. I will be sitting out front watching with glee on my face listening to the screams of you pathetic beta males. i will smear myself in the blood of freshly aborted fetuses as a celebration of eradicating you parasites from Mother Earth.

Hail Gaia!!

 

[Haloperidol]

Literally nothing wrong with this post, just love that a user made a profile named after a tank with a tank as a profile image specifically to say somebody is wrong about tanks.

I have NEVER considered drooling less or being less of a retard, actually. In my life. So get used to it, kiddo, cuz it aint changin' any time soon.

 

[Tablet County]

You remind me of rabies.

your chakra will definitely resonate with my gut punch! KRAPOW!

I voted for myself

I'm poosting , i'm poooosting aahhh

 

[Mister Uno]

Remember when he baby talked his toilet to eat his poopies so it’d grow up big and strong like all the other toilets?

 

[BirdUp]

i'm living proof for using only free software being completely possible, even if it means that you have to use 12 year old server boards with 16 CPU cores and 64 gigs of 1600MHz ECC RAM while sucking 600 of power 24/7

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Throughout my career I have categorized and documented over 700 niggers on five continents

 

[Nigga Bullshit]

The liquid autism being pissed out by these girls is INCREDIBLY overwhelming.

 

[BirdUp]

GOODBYE ROBOT NIGGERS.

 

[Seafarer]

How the fuck did this thread get off on a tangent on which Spice Girl is the most breedable? LOL.

 

[Gremperor]

The situation was that Benito's dad decides to get his worthless son to do something instead of eat him out