random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[tehpope]

Alpha/Omega, duh

Fuckin fedora tippers

The beginning and the end, theres no point in assigning genders to omniscience.

Rule 1 of piracy: If it ain't available for you to watch/read/play at a sane price, it's not stealing.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

The Manosphere’s Descent into Spiritual Homosexuality

 

[Tablet County]

PPP beat Surfer

PPP corrected Surfer, and rightfully so.

 

[umami's milk]

Vingle:
"Yes, and I personally I would not say I look like the bottom dwellers from here. I'm fit and under 30 years. So I'm by no means a disgusting old faggot, as I have plenty of experience with them too.
I'm not interested in topping you, if you're concerned about that."

Laplace Victim:
"Listen bro I'm not gay.
I was just playing."

Vingle:
"But you're too precious to be straight. "

 

[umami's milk]

Oh and how could I forget

 

[Butwhythough2]

His " This is basically digital rape" sold it for me.

Edit: ninja'd

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

I'd sooner admit that the French are humans than admit Incels where right about anything ever.

 

[Justtocheck]

Oh and how could I forget
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Don't forget this greatest hit.

 

[umami's milk]

Don't forget this greatest hit.
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Now this begs a serious question. If they end up banging, who would be the one getting raped? Is it mutual rape?

 

[Rotollo 2]

@SIGSEGV he wants that bear computer bussy

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Do NOT confuse the L1A1 Small Arms Cleaning Rod with the L1A1 Small Arms Bore Brush. Or the L1 Training Fuze with the L1 Detcord. And remember, L2 Sterling magazines are designated L1A1 if manufactured by Sterling. L1A2 if made elsewhere. Why even have a designation system if it's nearly impossible to use as short hand? On the other side of the fence, we have American airplane mounted guns. You may be familiar that the most common ones are the .30 Cal (AN/M2), .50 Cal (AN/M2), and the 20mm (AN/M2). They all stand for Army-Navy Model 2. Wasn't the .50 the M2 also used by the Army and Navy? Yes. Fuck your record keeping.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Clicking on featured threads about faggots.

The stove can't be hot EVERY TIME. Goddamn it.

Emotionally Unstable Redheads

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I judge third world countries worth based off of how much pirated content they export to me specifically. So far the ukrainian seeders have only given me Starfield and I consider that a negative towards them. Russia on the other hand.

Sail the high seas, strike the jew where it hurts! In the wallet!

I don't know acronyms longer than three letters.

Now fuck off and go blow up congress

 

[Chromeo]

This site is full of fags. And homosexuals, too.

 

[demicolon]

The review was fine with him saying that the movie was really good, but thought it needed a little more bite to it, wishing the movie explored some darker implications of Truman being watched all his life. But i thought it was a bit too much when Doug stopped the review to do a skit reenacting the Eclipse from Berserk featuring himself as Griffith in a weirdly well made Femto costume, along with cardboard cutouts of Lindsay Ellis and MovieBob as Casca and Guts, with Malcolm, Tamara, Rob and Mike Michaud playing as the rest of the Godhand with Michaud with an uncomfortably realistic Void makeup, and the rest of the band of the hawk represented by stock footage of everyone in To Boldly Flee. And then suddenly some guy with a mask of Linkara's face in the role of Skull Knight breaking into the skit with a machete and killing everyone and then takes off his mask revealing himself to be James Rolfe who in response to the carnage says "The Angry Video Game Nerd was a mistake." And then starts taking a massive shit and moaning loudly, all to the sound of The Residents - Swastikas On Parade pt. 1 in the background. And then the video ends as he suddenly falls unconscious in his own shit, with his last words being "The Balls... we are the balls..." In the end, i think he has made better reviews than this one.

 

[Swole McPole]

This site is like a pirate island where almost anything goes and he’s the king who enjoys watching the chaos.

 

[Aunt Carol]

you are not 'boymoding' you are a 33 year old man and you need to fucking show up to work normal!!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

When I got into looksmaxxing, it's like how Light felt finding the death note.

 

[Rembrandt]

I will soon update my bot to allow Discord mods to block people with furry/anime profile pictures from speaking.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I was expecting some z-class singer, or a chicken connoisseur.

I'm never going back to that site.

See you tomorrow

What a disastrous thumbnail, it looked as if he grilled the dog.
He's probably not beyond that. He strikes me as the type of fat faggot who likes to eat "exotic, fucked up meat".

Tranny sits crying in the bath for hours while their fag boyfriend feeds them bread...

I guess he realized how ducked up the situation is.

I'll show myself out

I know "homo" means "person" really, don't Latin sperg at me

For what it's worth, she was a former stripper and also has tattoos but I repeat myself.

by the way, the fat fuck never made good on his original threat to piss on PCJ’s grave. He’s even scared of dead dudes. Fag.

A wise man once said, "looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

She's one of those women who collects all sorts of retarded identity labels like trading cards because they let her pretend she's special instead of vapid and insufferable.

How is this serial sex pest not in jail yet? Oh, Canada.

I just want a damn Hilux so I can do my Taliban larp in peace and afford to do so. Thanks Obama Trump Biden.

I would pay to watch Hondurans getting vaporized with an Ion Cannon