random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

Just once in my lifetime I would like to see a mental gymnastics accident be fatal.

 

[Tablet County]

It's not about making a language women can't understand, It's about making a language they don't want to understand.

>white dogs fuck primates
>dogciety collapses

Alright, now I know who you are on Archive of our Own.

You’re going to troll this autist into impregnating some whore to prove the opps wrong. Do you really want autists reproducing? Like this zoomer will do it just to have an ultrasound picture to prove us trolls wrong.

 

[Skitarii]

I don't really want to put in the lifelong effort required to learn a new language just so OP can live out his gay fantasy where everything is a sausage party, women will never talk to you, and he gets to castrate other men.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Crap, I can't think of anything racist to say about the Maltese.

TL;DR: Vagina is a penis parking garage.

BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES LIVING IN AN AMHOLE PARADISE
HAD SEX MAYBE ONCE OR TWICD LIVING IN AN AMHOLE PARADISE
DIG GRAVES FOR LOST ALPACA LIVES LIVING IN AN AMHOLE PARADISE

I have MANY thoughts on this subject and am in a bad mood, so I will be brief.

What an idiot, all she had to do was say "in Minecraft" after.

Constant pube vigilance.

You might ask why the government doesn't send armed agents to the HQ of Dow Chemical and Alcoa and to Wall Street to forcibly take what they're owed.

If only Soddom and Gomorrah had that one sperg digging through trash

Hold up. I think you're on to something. I have a projector, a green screen and some other stuff. I don't have a black sheet or blackout curtain, but fuck. My wife is gonna hate me. If this works, I'll report back from the couch.

The smell may be gone but the bad memories are eternal.

 

[Brain Power]

(Edit: his xeet was so fat the site uploaded it three times.)

 

[Doxmatix]

What the hell is going on with her ungodly rack today?

Could her gunt be acting like a push up bra because it's squeezed behind the steering wheel?

One more meal and she will be motorboating herself.

Containing deathfat flapjacks must be a whole science.

Just a normal day in Chantal's thread.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Of course they're all voiced by jews. Kill me, kill me now.

Ah yes, talking about my nephews going gay. Not disproving gays think about touching kids.

If you're an adult without kids and you watch bluey you should be hung from a tall tree on the outskirts of town.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The Emperor of ManPeoplekind was always a trans woman of color, bigot.

 

[Waifu Days]

If I'm so mentally ill why is my thread still up?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

"Brother of mine. Listen listen, what would the great Satisvana think of your dark heart?"
"I do not care, Pajiti. I am for living of gangster life.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

That was at least 80lb ago. If they were spaniels then, they are bloodhounds now.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@CognitiveDeficiency

I need to finish this album, this drink, and then sit in bed for like the next three hours thinking about what it means to be norman

@Aljam

Either I'm out of steam now that the tremors and headaches stopped, or the machine elves are regrouping. I give effexor xr withdrawal 2/5 it's a slow burn after the initial mood swing

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

These are things a lunatic raves about before they're tranqued.

 

[Tablet County]

my guide on how eat good and fast if fat broke retard

Bake potatoh
take big potatoh
stab wiht fork
put in micorwave for 10 minutes or more if your microwave shit or potato ver big
cut open
add buttr n' seasonin
consume

poache egg on tost
take big wide mug fill wif hot water from kettle or microwave
add little vinegar n stir hard
crack in egg
microwv for 1 minute
drain by pourin thru slotted spoon
add to toast
consume

TUNA
take 1 can tuna
drain
stir it up a bit
add mayo 2 can
stir again
season
consume

APPLE
consume

I dug through the trash only using my genitals and all I got was a stuffed dog

If they wanted it to stay hidden they should have given it a slyer name. That kind of change can be expensive though. All the signage and stationery must be purged. Then you have to train the new staff to stop answering the phone, "You've reached the Rape Club. How may I rape you today?"

Retards would rather support eunuchs than attention whores
Clown world

 

[Aunt Carol]

SUCK THAT, ALLOPATHIC MEDICINE!

 

[barbie meat]

Like, I've had some ideas to make money (like, say, horse reiki) that I ultimately dismissed because I found them to be ethically dubious.

 

[Meat Target]

How does it feel knowing the only way a woman would touch you is with a taser?

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Would you accept love from a Jewish woman with big breasts? I think Jewish women are actually demons.

 

[Chongqing]

As for Mao, I just don't think he was competent.

 

[6thRanger]

On a spiritual level, I understand what Genghis Khan thought when he looked down on China.