random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[BirdUp]

So bas-so basically I'm massaging your right breast and and my left hand, and I got my right hand in your pussy givin' a few givin' you a few shocks.

 

[Harm]

Destiny has outgooned vaush intellectually...

 

[Gentlebastard]

please send help i have been laughing for 30 fucking minutes straight

You shouldn't need a license to get beaten to death.

Jokes on that judge then, they clearly aren't aware of my alliance with the arachnids from klendathu. They love dropping asteroids on people

If I say "I hope all of you niggers get rapped by @Null's wannabe furry dick", that's not a threat, just a statement of what I'd like to see happen.

Unless she goes the actual man way and blows her head off with a 12 gauge, I think she'll just resort to writing bad poetry on tumblr.

Maybe I'm the weird one, but a threesome or orgy seems like pain in the ass, potentially literally.

I take a fucking week off the thread to whack off in peace and return to find Tits Mcgee is slurping up fake quotes pinned by tumblr retards to dead authors

My icy heart is warmed by how many Kiwis have much cleaner minds than me.

Certified حَرَام (haram) even when the image is blurred: pooner is trying to cause her own anal prolapse for reasons that I can only assume boil down to a crippling porn addiction.

I dislike the majority of ducks, but it's hard to be mad at this particular species of duck.

Y'all be hating

I wish I lived in the world of delusion that this dumbass does.

I guess it's the polyamorists' job to make it depressing, and it's our job to make it funny. It's like a game.

imagine your mom one day telling you "hey son daughter, i want to introduce you to three strange men who have been running a train on me last night! now everybody shake hands and be friends!"

No child, I did not say I was in the navy. I said I love semen. Enjoy prison.

 

[Chongqing]

I think random.txt entries should be one per post.

The ones with 14 quotes just don't hit the same.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Reading this thread turned me into a homosexual. Thanks now I’m gay!

 

[Tablet County]

I think random.txt entries should be one per post.

The ones with 14 quotes just don't hit the same.

Your mom

JK if you read this - ditch these dumb TERFs. Come to Romania you anti-Semitic bimbo. I'll take care of you. All I want is some mansions and maybe a few Bentleys.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

I Can't Goon without meth!

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Banning fags is fucking gay.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

That is why my aura is so strong. It comes from a place of sincerity that none of you would understand. You are all simply losers who are desperate to find people to feel superior too. That kind of an ego makes you all easy targets for machine elf rape.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I do not find those Australians sexual, but they aren't normal either.

 

[frozen_runner]

You must walk out of your mother's basement completely naked, painted in rainbow. Your dad will know.

Jenkem is a gateway drug.

I want something like a credit score for coochie where I can look up how haunted that womb is.

We need the resurrection of Terry.
Please ol‘ holy glownigger swatter.
Please let it rain superaids over their criminal disgusting heads and their loved ones.

When wrigglin’s in your soul you just gotta let it out.

Futa were always a big part of history so this makes senses

**gets all knowledge from hentai**

I dug through the trash only using my genitals and all I got was a stuffed dog

 

[DiggieSmalls]

So instead of a dark triad prince, you're saying I'm just a conceited asshole?

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

Why am I quoted this is confusion, what is this thread

 

[Drip Torch]

Here lies Slav. He never scored.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'd like to believe the mother in this story is trying to scare her son straight. If he's going to be a degenerate tranny then she will just have to pretend to be ever more degenerate and make him so grossed out he stops and rethinks his life.

Also that shit is obviously fake. I refuse to believe someone this stupid exists.

Honestly, I’m just hoping this actually reaches trial. Legal proceedings can get messy in a funny way when you actually reach the courtroom.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

and even reported the Harry Potter RPers to fucking Warner Bros.

 

[Tablet County]

Huh, this thread is pretty inactive once all the yelling stops.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Narcissistic Hollywood Screenwriter TikTok White Woman vs Deadbeat Breakdancing Bitcoin Dad

 

[PlasticOwls]

Imagine being an atheist, believing that you only have one go at life and then you cease to exist forever, and you decide to devote the majority your life to playing the same video game over and over again.

 

[Big Nasty]

Turkish pedophilic cat torture