random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Fathomless Eminence]

I'm charging my crystals rn. See you on the astral planes faggot

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

We men already have our own language, and it's called violence against women.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

First I need to include proof that I am more jacked than all of you

 

[Johnny Salami]

I am not an internet janny so I don't know much about forum management

 

[Tablet County]

Jim had the cure all along,
All it takes is putting bleach up your ass.

Another autist who hyper fixates on join dates.
Hyper fixate on getting a job instead

 

[Return of the Freaker]

But the Hausa are very similar to a lot of other Africans. You need to get more fine-grained in your bigotry.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"NO PLEASE NOT THE ACTUAL FACTS AND LOGIC! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

It's harder to make gardening deviant, though I've seen eyelashes and boobies put on that Blaster Master Zero potted plant so anything's possible.

Translated from deviant:
"Thanks for the responses. There are many rooms in the Palace of Slaanesh and I see this one is not for me"

We all make mistakes in life. Sometimes huge, fat, retarded ones. What matters is if we fix them.

It's Catholic canon that, in the garden of Gethsemane, Jesus Christ saw every sin committed by human beings. Which means that He watched a guy blasting rope to Waluigi hentai

there are two 13 year old trannies in your discord server. one of them is FtM, the other is MtF. both of them are pedophiles larping as children online

Frankly, I think we should just make murder and pedophilia illegal to begin with and nip this whole thing in the bud.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who occasionally feels like they've inadvertently stumbled into a sinister alternate dimension when reading this thread.

These people have far exceeded the limits of redemption and common sense.

I just noticed that there's zero bulge in his pants when he sits down.

Guarantee you he gets rectal gonorrhea or ends up murdering a gay prostitute because they weren't taking their PrEP.

Unfortunately, I don't believe this is a troll.

Did you know Estrogen also cures cancer, fixes car scratches and makes you more likely to win the lotto? Miracle drug.

A teenage boy interested in women? Holy shit it turns out I was trans all this time and didn't even realise!

HOW CAN YOU BE SO FAT AND STILL HAVE STICK LEGS LIKE THIS
WHY DO POPSICLE PEOPLE EXIST

"Suck off your rotdog" is a phrase I never knew I didn't want to see. But it's too late now.

 

[Tablet County]

I've like never pulled open A&N thread where guess the race has been a discussion about what region of africa they're from.

Fair enough, guess it's more of a chicken and egg thing. Only the chicken is bixnooding and the egg is high melination

Of course a user named "Save the Loli" wishes to kidnap children.

 

[BirdUp]

Never got used to taking a dump as freezing cold shit water splashed my balls and taint every 20 seconds.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Why the flying fuck are you on this site then if you're that retarded and paranoid?

Because I can say naughty words that would get me banned anywhere else.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

I'm charging my crystals rn. See you on the astral planes faggot

 

[Seafarer]

You can never be too autistic, only not autistic enough.

 

[3MMA]

Edit- Due to extreme "where are your sources?" faggotry, "a good chunk" has been redacted and replaced with "some" to more accurately represent the amount of research I did.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Bri'ish Teef

The only guys who post their dicks in chat are cruising for cock, like Blue Kirbo did

@SandyHooker

Personally, I wanna fuck the hag from that movie the Witch

That one that looks like a hagraven from skyrim

Please send vagene pic and amazon prime card

Wowza big sky penis

LISTEN HERE, DRAWING SKY PENISES GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING THE US NAVY STANDS FER SONNY!

@WeWuzFinns

As a vagina doctor plz send mee your bobs and vegsne for study

Healthcare is cheap here so I will analize your Booba only for 5.99€

@henstepl

Wikipedia has *an article*

Yes I have a hymen difficulty can you please take care of that for me.

@Paranoia Machine

I want Trump Tower to be a giant castlevania level

 

[Tablet County]

One eye looks at you while the other eye searches for Jewish ass to eat

Letting a man snort Adderall off your fat rolls is much more dignified than eating ass, you gotta admit.

Despite making up 0% of the female population, males commit half of all female rapes.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

These clowns brought in a straight up pedophile to talk to people about her meany enemies the kiwi farms.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I dislike the majority of ducks, but it's hard to be mad at this particular species of duck.

 

[Tablet County]

This thread is very crouching homo, hidden bussy.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

The machine elves are entities that I can communicate with in the astral realm. The are hard to describe with words but some googling should give you a vague idea. The only way to encounter them without skill in astral projection is if you use DMT.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Feefee81093

It's fine. I'm here to learn