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[Neighborhood Janny]

This is the dumbest shit i've read today

You know this isn't 4chan right?

faggots, not even once

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

We're all gods tardiest breed and he left us in a hot car

 

[Fannyscum]

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You smashed the pussy. Nutted all inside it. Their biggest prize, they gave to you over and over again, with great enthusiasm. I let some bitch in an El Paso strip club suck my dick. I didn’t give you anything, other than some money spent on you, that you weren’t even worth.
Whatever, I’m in Argentina.

 

[Haffhart]

First name? Sanjaharathpugandaflopty-nandahar
Last name? Nahasapeemapetalathakathakk-magandhi
Sex: pls show vagene
Date of birth: India

They are literally a subspecies of pajeet that exists on theft and mugging. [...] My fanfiction is that they were so vile they got banished from India.

Unfortunately some White men fall for the trickery of non-white women despite the fact race mixing is wrong and immoral.

 

[Wodanaz]

i think all the users in this thread who are anti-abortion should be chained to a radiator in a house and said house be set on fire. I will be sitting out front watching with glee on my face listening to the screams of you pathetic beta males. i will smear myself in the blood of freshly aborted fetuses as a celebration of eradicating you parasites from Mother Earth.

Hail Gaia!!

 

[Law]

It's a real "Yes, child; and no, child" situation.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

@Lifeguard Hermit, the rope. Many of you are neckbeards. I mean look at the mods pictures fucking lol most of you look like them

 

[Tablet County]

You gotta be super special to steal fuckin cows from the Taliban

If doctors could prescribe giant robots, all mental illnesses would be cured.

I watched my first episode of One Piece when I was in grade school, now I am an old man and they still haven't found the damn treasure.

No, child, I am not an Earthworm Jim cosplayer. Those are just your clinical delusions.

I never knew the Internet could also be a trailer park.

I see that Carl has discovered that heavily processed food is, in fact, heavily processed. Hard hitting journalism here folks.

Gee bill, two broken arms?

I immediately searched to see if and how this tragedy could be spun to validate my viewpoints and prejudices. It wasn’t easy but here’s an essay about ME

Just like last time, certain individuals will cheer and celebrate the supposed fall of the "zionist regime". Then, they will whine and call for "CEASEFIRE NOW!" as they draw an obese Sonic the Hedgehog chewing a watermelon.

I hate that leftists think Israel must be destroyed because they agree with me for the wrong reason

This guy is lip mogging Angelina Jolie.

heaven is a place where nothing ever happens

I ain't readin' allat.
Here's a vid of a friend of mine drifting his shitbox. He's cool.

I like the idea that OP is roleplaying as some dude who can't hear the demon next to him trying to explain that there is absolutely no outcome to posting this thread where he won't come off as an obnoxious, nigger-lipped faggot.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@timewave0

If I had to eat a human I’d want it to be a grass fed Finnish person

@Judas Connor Moon

i love the schizos posting rn

@Bri'ish Teef

it's THESE kinds of statements that most make me yearn for the cleansing fires

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Bowl cut with tonsure, monk look is all the rage right now.

 

[Tablet County]

You see, Karson is not just an intellectual; but rather, an advanced intellectual. Some might even say retarded.

The 90s were such a good time, kiwi bros. Political correctness was rampant but you call still say “nigger” without most people batting an eyelid.

Just wait till MY schizophrenia takes hold, its gonna be funny

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

I had a family member walk in on me dilating on Christmas Day.

Over time things eased ,at times it smelt bad and still does sadly(A smelly mucus plug that will sometimes appear after sex or dilating) i can take a good sized cock and have mutiple orgasms !

The lack of sexual dimorphism and poor health indicators among the notable members are similar to the troons they mock.
If someone posted a photo of Null and claimed he was a trans man, Kiwifarms members would start pointing out how poorly he passes.
'Look how round and feminine his head shape is, and his eyes are clearly female—just look at the brow ridge!'

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Just a reminder, never EVER use faceid or biometrics of any kind.
thug feds will force you to open it via manhandling if you do. (They did this to John Eastman, in an ambush on the street, and in violation of a federal court order to the contrary. Once it was open the damage could not be undone)
Always a pass code.

 

[Tablet County]

I feel for you if you live in some commie block dystopia, amd I don't mean that as an insult I truly am sympathetic if you live somewhere like Latvia

Stop being weird.

Ratnoid I love you do not turn away from my embrace

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

Thank you for the commendation brother 2 times and counting

 

[56 others]

I'm looking to ream some assholes and heard this may be the place to go.

 

[Dishonourable Harlot]

@Bri'ish Teef:

I'm not gonna scream "kike" for an entire 24 hours
I'm a new person

 

[Gentlebastard]

Thank you for the advice, I have seen the light. But still, dating women sounds really gay. I don't want to be a faggot. What would I tell my parents?

Did he glue the pineapple back together? This is dumb and embarrassing.

All men want is a tall 5'0 small waist short hair tan tomboy flat chested dommy mommy pale big titty goth gf tradwife church going virgin autistic pornstar with a tiny perky large monster badonkadonk dump truck ass that fits in size 0 jeans, long legs and long blonde curly straight hair who has never talked to another man in her entire life. Is that too much to ask?!?!

If anyone gave me this as a gift, I'll give them a jet of hot liquid from a steam wand.

Can this man be any more retarded.

!New Victimhood Lore Update!

Life becomes much easier when you take anything posted on most social media as heavily embellished creative writing to self soothe.

it looks like he picked Vlad Tepes as his fucking surgeon

I know these people are deluded morons but this is beyond insanity.

Even after all these years that fucking bitmoji doesn't fail at making me irrationally angry.

I wish I looked like this so people on the bus would give me the handicap seat.

INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM NATAL VAGINA

"I know mainstream media is not at all biased because it always agrees with my views and I am always correct. Unlike that loathsome Fox News which says things I don't like and is thus WRONG and EVIL."

Talk about the pot calling the Kettle a nigger.

Most of those retarded faggots they have on are well, retarded faggots.

Is it better or worse to eat you're own shit over someone else's shit?

Imagine a whole life living in the same place, trying to be part of a community, and improve it. A life of experiences, lessons, and friendships... so that in the end your neighbors, friends, colleagues and so on, end up knowing you as "the father of that faggot that ate da poo-poo in a Whatsapp video."

>talking about gay porn with your daughter
Not to be rude, but have you considered starting your own thread?

I don't know about you guys but I'm loving this stroke schizo arc

If you live in fear of the truth, then you know your life is a lie.

Something something, my life is already over, ejoying prison.

A man drowning is sad a man drowning after he was told the river was going to flood and he should get the fuck out of there is a life lesson for others and he should be mocked for his stupidity that caused his situation.

 

[eatler]

I'm just gonna say it: MAGICAL NEGROES DON'T LIKE STAR WARS.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Imagine a life where every time you try to sleep you are raped by machine elves?