random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Cannipop was a hungry dude. He ate a group of bad boys. I was uh...my uncle was...a pilot volunteer for the uh spotters. He said, "Hey...hey canni...hey..uh.......uhh......"

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

This whole situation is a lot like the plot of death note...
When I got into looksmaxxing, it's like how Light felt finding the death note.
I started to dive deep into improving my looks, almost getting obsessed with it, just like Light got obsessed with using the death note.

Then I shared my rhetoric on here (This thread), and just like Light dealing with L, the users here tried to figure out who I was and even attempt to doxx me.

Light gives up the death note in order to further his goal = I get assimilated into Kiwifarms and become a kiwifarmer to further my goal.

Light regains the death note and receives his perfect victory in the form of L's death = I inside job Kiwifarms and again total incel victory.

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[Chongqing]

@Null @Trombonista @REGENDarySumanai

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Many years ago, Robert Bork stated in a debate the best way to have put a damper on teen pregnancy is to "shoot Madonna." That's the kind of radical thinking that will save us from this society and save us from the fate of Kaylee Gain not as an individual but as a sociological phenomenon.

It's like an unholy mix of Dr. Ruth and Annie Potts.

And then they get blown the fuck out by Nintendo's dancing squid lolis. Or maybe it's the same people. I don't know, I don't watch this.

One Drop Rule Bros we are so back!

Actual therapy to treat that would help, but that would require work so the best thing he can do is wait for death (because killing youself is also work).

Can't wait until the Quaker Oats files drop.

Fuck Canada. That is all.

The followup was the first MATI stream I ever saw, and it turned from a recap of exasperated amusement into a 15 minute rant that culminated into how people who run media corporations should be executed. Was quite the introduction.

 

[stupid frog]

>Be me

>Fat

>Smug

>Condescending

>Former journonigger who's reputation is completely tarnished and none of my journo peers want to be associated with me

>Openly admit to be participating in gay culture war shit and Gaymergate as if it was Vientam War

>Pissed off enough to do gayops, doxxing and life ruination to people over shitposts and different opinions

>Use my child as a leverage to own da ay-lawgs only to cry about it when those ay-lawgs use my child against me

>Proud ass eater

>Larp as a Good Christian until it inconveniences me

>Constantly egg on my ay-lawgs to doxx me or fuck with me, but then cry when they actually do that

>Rage pig and holler at my ay-lags

>Be Margaret Press aka Stan

>Pic unrelated

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

it can only lead to good and/or retarded things.

Can all of you stop trying to turn this into an A&H thread? Thanks.

i scolled past an email i sent myself titled "whale blowjob" to be here. karl, if your reading this please look up scott from vgcats and do the needful

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 gayops and rumors 六四天安門事件 I made a thread for women to vent their grievances about men 天安門大屠殺 I can't post anywhere on the site normally anymore without a bunch of stupid faggots 反右派鬥爭 HATE MEN 大躍進政策 your opinion is INVALID! 文化大革命 Stop posting! 人權 Men's Rights 民運 De-feminization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Two-gender system 台灣 臺灣 My enjoyment in using this site has been considerably diminished 中華民國appearing in any thread 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 is達賴喇嘛 法輪功 新疆維吾爾自治區 is basically 諾貝爾和平獎 guaranteed derail 劉暁波 Megalia 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 and it's making the site less fun to use for everyone.劉曉波动态网自由门

woman cant even lift why go to gym

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's weird to think that him working at a Gamestop and getting his girlfriend pregnant was a high point of masculine potency for him.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I want plasma rifles. Until then the best thing would be is to spit out a jet of molten metal at high pressures. Molten metal super soaker. Would the 3 pound jet stream traveling at mach 2 kill you instantly? hopefully.

It's 2 hours long and I don't support the first amendment for fat people, so I will not listen to it.

You hitched your cart to a retarded horse and now you're going for a ride.

Also, he doesn't realize I'm wearing a suit and a tie as I type this.

Sorry grandma! That arthritis means you're just built for BBC.

 

[PhoBingas]

Oh no, your balldo malfunctioned, you have died of dysentery testicular torsion

 

[BirdUp]

I've never really considered myself a food addict in the traditional sense, but I am obese.

 

[Pedophobe]

Dear lord. Imagine being such a homosexual that sucking on a titty would kill you.

Trans Joy™ at play there

@TruffleSpark

What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence.

 

[Meat Target]

In the fat reaches of the 21st Century, there is only Total Retard War.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I had the displeasure of listening to NPR maybe 3 times and each time I wanted to strangle the person speaking.

he hasn't seen the error of his ways, he's just angry that the leopards are eating his face now

Yeah for a POS, he's a real POS.

I could cry at the beauty of this, it gives me hope for the world

I've been out-misogynized. By trannies, no less. They're making it hard for us OG woman-haters, it's hard to keep up sometimes.

The reich will not be forgotten for a thousand years because Jews will never shut the fuck up about it.

I highly recommend Canadian Healthcare.

Youtube is(was?) full of porn so esoteric that it required a three year degree to even comprehend how it was pornography to some.

Don't you dare try to judge her with your dirty normie close minded monogamous eyes!

Honestly, this disgusts me even more than the idea of that furry con jizz pizza.

>we're STILL eating from the earth? don't they know it's the 20th (??) century! food grows in supermarkets now!

 

[Random Internet Person]

"I hate this and am totally fucking based for hating this" Thread entry No.34123

Cool.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

White women are the daughters of Freyja. Dressing like a slut is normal in the west. Why don't western parents stop their daughters from dressing like literal hookers? A whore dressing and acting like a prude is the most arousing.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Joe Biden's CANNIBAL LOLOCAUST

I need to know his politics so I can decide if he's a brave martyr for the cause or a fucking retard from the other team

Honestly people arguing whether he was left wing or right wing are missing whats really important. We got ourselves a good old fashioned bugfuck insane schizo setting himself on fire in public while scattering round his literal schizo manifesto like confetti. This is something to be enjoyed as a family, not turned into yet another politisperg slapfight.

I don’t think any of you want to be remembered for your stench.

And the meat in the random.txt sammidge:

"Lastly, we string these major discoveries together: Cryptocurrency is an economic doomsday device; our government is a secret kleptocracy; The Simpsons exists to brainwash us. From there, the only research we need is critical thinking and we’re able to piece together the true story of our circumstances."

 

[Rotollo 2]

Somehow, German preserves my autism sounds perfectly.

 

[Hitman One]

a group of boy hungry pedophile groomers (referred to as "the queer community" in this article, for some reason)

 

[WonderWino]

What food completely destroys a woman's interest in sex?

Wedding cake.