random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[tehpope]

sending me to berlin? are you sadistic?

 

[teriyakiburns]

I'm appearing in this thread far too often for my liking.

 

[Tablet County]

I'm appearing in this thread far too often for my liking.

The quotings will continue until your sense of humor diminishes.

Now I am not a parent, have not played one on TV, nor slept at a Holiday Inn Express recently

 

[teriyakiburns]

The quotings will continue until your sense of humor diminishes.

Well now I have performance anxiety!

 

[Pedophobe]

I'm wearing a see-through leotard and thigh-high boots as I type this from the street corner where I am passed out from acute intoxication.

some people get catharsis from whining

I just witnessed a full 3 act Tragedy in 2 posts.

I envy your naivety.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

His line about failing at life the moment you have anything to do with kiwifarms hurts to be honest, I'm going to go lay down and think about my life.

 

[Just A Butt]

most guys are going MGTOW at this point

 

[doodoocaca]

Current year, on kiwifarms.

Owning the moids with bear sex.

I hereby deposit that pee is stored in the butt.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Second, Quest mischaracterizes the holding in Coomer.

 

[eatler]

I walk into this thread for 3 minutes and its just 10 guys and 2 """""women""""" horny posting at eachother. If I wanted this I would have gone to /adv/.

Hey be nice to him, maybe he only commented that accidentally on a thread title with the phrase CHILD PORNOGRAPHY in it

The chat is always filled with homos, that's why I frequent Q&A, which is full of faggots.

 

[vomitusdeux]

"All my plumbing is original"

What a grotesque way of phrasing that. I'd wager on her having a scat fetish.

Looks VERY rape-able! Hubba HUBBA!

Is a "wood production factory" the same thing as a sawmill or are they ginning up their chinesium wood laminate out of gutter oil and wontons?

indonesia never fails to be the worst fucking place on earth

Google Engineer: "We can train it to get rid of CP, but it also gets rid of loli! We can't have that!"

I would like to take this opportunity to say that I don't care how much of a giant fucking retard you are.

I now know it's not about the cunny rabbit hole and I regret everything.

Hey be nice to him, maybe he only commented that accidentally on a thread title with the phrase CHILD PORNOGRAPHY in it

 

[Drip Torch]

I miss my computer doing what I told it to instead of what it thinks I want it to.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Embarrasses me as a noticer when people forget Germans and Scandinavians exist in their rush to apply the parentheses.

The Irate Gamer being the protagonist in a George Floyd creepypasta is one of the funniest things I've ever fucking heard.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I was having a hypoglycemic moment

this wasn't a bookcon this was a gooncon.

 

[Doxmatix]

Hugging his emotional support chopping board with a hole in the middle, he looks even more pathetic than usual.

The game is running at a butter smooth 60 excuses a minute.

Salah wanted a Feces Peanut Butter Cup.

“Skin has texture.” What, like cake batter?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

 

[eatler]

Null is finally proposing we begin dining on the flesh of our fellow man (and woman.) Truly his feederism knows no boundaries. Run! Run, before he devours us all!!!

 

[Dr. Butt]

I inject dog scrotum extract into my eyeballs weekly. Woof ruff bark bow wow wow.

 

[JustSomeDong]

"lurking" your local gay bars does not translate to experience with internet forums, no matter how similar the clientele of both are

 

[Rotollo 2]

Just so we’re clear, you think schizophrenics are actually just possessed by demons?