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[WTBOnlineFather]

You should try the futa on male 4chan threads. Very effective and fantastic art.

 

[DumbDude43]

I've kind of already started down that path by jerking off to futa. But i've been very inconsistent with it. I guess i'll try harder.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I'm the big man here. I don't need ego, I've got world famous deeds, this is legendary status you are condescending to, bitch. You're a nobody, a nothing. Square root of a negative, imaginary. I do not get on kiwifarms and rattle on all day about the same fucking people, meandering aimlessly in some kind of estrogen-soaked new age soap opera freakshow daydream. Go eat some fucking raw organs and man up, strap on some electrodes. Whatever it takes to get yourself right, I couldn't care less

 

[Johnny Salami]

I did not get a one week ban for being sexist. I got it for being antisemitic.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I literally have a junky 2010s android tablet with A Serbian Film saved on it precisely to guarantee me a little more personal space on airplanes.

Jesus fucking Christ, you weren't kidding about the butter. The next stroke might be coming sooner than I expected at this rate.

I like to imagine there was a sour grapes type urbanist of the middle ages.

"Hark production of over sized wagons. Why thoust needth a wagon large than what can be pulled by a mule. Mule carts from Japan can carry the same goods in as draft horse wagons as they have the same bed size. We must ban draft horses, they consume too much feed and are a danger to we peasants pushing our cargo hand carts"

Surely she isn't trying to garner attention by jiggling her nice cans in those form fitting sweaters now, is she?

Ahaha "how you delete dat?!??" He's realizing he just committed a murder on Livestream.

bro just stop noticing all the sexual harassment, entitlement, and offensive body odor coming from a distinct minority of the population it's kinda rude and promoting hate :///

Normally it would probably be beneath notice, but he had to go on discord under his real name and go HEY GUYS CHECK OUT THIS ILLEGAL UNDERAGE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY OF MINORS I POSSESS. What a thinker.

No, child, you have not escaped the cycle of rebirth. Enjoy samsara.

i know it's funny to call someone a butter golem. But I think he's genuinely trying to turn himself into one.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

yes because she's really fucking hot when she isn't a corpse wearing a flesh suit

LIKE IF UR A SPOOKY SKELETON
WHO DON'T NEED NO DUNGEON

Aaron seems like the type of guy you can get to suck your dick at least three times before he realizes you're not gonna suck his.

slobbermutt's law

As an alternative, there are a couple of fine young fellas here on the farms who would like to fix you. That’s a decent plan B.

brother, is u down bad for april the fleshlight?

(i know i am.)

“Flesh light” is such a misogynist and sexist way to talk about this lovely young lady.

April Throat GOAT is more like it.

Then how come children can choose their own gender and pronouns? Typical kiwifarmer, dogwhistling for trans genocide

"If you have shitty childhood dont worry, you too can be a shitty comic book fraudster who won't release anything years after the crowd funding."

Fat racist retard who can't even deliver his frog drawings on time is asking literal children to do fucking laundry.

Lol my nigga Ashley Isaacs the lich queen has had a thread here for almost ten years.

I fucking miss Classic Chris before he got infested by demons and Trooned out, and created a demon that started to ruin all the other lolcows.

I’m stunned and surprised that these things could happen in a society where “ohno stepmom!” Is at the top of every pornhub page.

>Why did things escalated to this state?
>Why didn't the kids specially the older ones do something?
>Where they INCAPABLE of doing anything?

 

[Tablet County]

I'm not the biggest Dick observer.

The take "horror is inherently left-wing" is so laughably retarded it has driven me to post again.

It's a Chad Hominem because I'm a fucking based sigma and you're a liberal cuck.

That smug smile he gives makes you want to bury your thumbs into his eye sockets.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Some of you need to get the fuck off the internet and stop with the anime shit and vidya. That lady is not fat. That is what a healthy women looks like. That's what most women in America look like. In middle America this bitch is skinny. She's not even close to chubby. Thats just a women. Women are full of fat it's like an evolutionary thing for reproduction or some shit idk what's odd to me about some of the discourse here like this is what a fertile trad life would look like outside of being Venezuelan. Idk feel like some of you just too fixated on trannies and wether video game characters are hot enough you have no fucking clue what a women is actually supposed to look like in real life. It's pretty close to this women give or take some melanin. She's ugly as fuck an her face almost uncanny like reminds me of the "have you seen this man" unibrow guy everyone supposedly has dreamed about at least once in their lives but I cannot say that women is fat. At least not from a picture of her arms. That's how real woman look. This is about the most average women's body I can imagine. It may even be picturesque in terms of fertility, Latin women often are.

I'm the big man here. I don't need ego, I've got world famous deeds, this is legendary status you are condescending to, bitch. You're a nobody, a nothing. Square root of a negative, imaginary. I do not get on kiwifarms and rattle on all day about the same fucking people, meandering aimlessly in some kind of estrogen-soaked new age soap opera freakshow daydream. Go eat some fucking raw organs and man up, strap on some electrodes. Whatever it takes to get yourself right, I couldn't care less.

I have given so much, yet look at how you treat me. I feel just like Professor Cygnus, or maybe Jesus. This is what the internet does when you bring it perfect content

We explained to her how Anonymous worked, it's DIY. You put on the mask and take care of business. And she messages me out of nowhere, like months later, "We do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us."

Just when you think things can't get stranger you get Skibidi Toilet Farms and some dude cutting Trollcow into his weirdly womanly legs.

Its called a penis, sir.

I doubt he can come that much. Maybe if he cummed in the same spot for a few days he would gather that amount of semen.

Autumn, I don't know if it's your settings or the lighting, but you need to go into your phone's camera and turn that contrast down, because you look like you have the cellulite of an 80-year-old chain smoker.

Why haven't you dated any lesbians and why you are STILL single?

Spending thousands on surgery and filling your body with a lifetime of chemicals just so you can have a rot pocket seems harder than just wearing pink occasionally

The retard doesn't really cite his sources. It could be that he's just running defense for Hasbro, as Equestria Daily has been proven to be in the pocket of Hasbro before.

Dilating must give you superpowers

not a single person involved in this is black

I assume that getting your dick replaced by a second bellybutton must trigger something in the brain that means you can only get dopamine though public humiliation?

as expected it has horse porn on it, please pretend to be shocked and surprised

It comes naturally every time his lips move

Lying, I mean, his rot pocket doesn't come naturally, and it doesn't have lips

Sorry but you will never be able to mimic the real and honest disgust that women feel when they see you.

I did not get a one week ban for being sexist. I got it for being antisemitic. Despite what you think I did not devote my entire account to being anti female then either. But yet again, you don't care. You'd rather mindlessly attack me than use your brain for a microsecond.

I've kind of already started down that path by jerking off to futa. But i've been very inconsistent with it. I guess i'll try harder.

my autistic rating isn't out if friendship, it's Telling you stop being a sperg about homos

I can confirm that not a single woman walking this earth wants to have a child with you.

"Kayla Rekieta did not speak with officers at the jail. While being booked, she requested her prescription medication be brought to her. While reviewing the prescription bottles for Kayla Rekieta, jail staff found two unknown pills and gummies in one of the bottles. The complaint further notes the pills found did not match the prescription on the bottle."

I refuse to believe that ‘incel king’ isn’t merely pretending to be retarded.

C sections especially have been a disaster for the human race

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

The women worship on this forum is insane tbh

 

[Nigger Cobson]

Only on Kiwifarms can you find analrapist enthusiastically telling you about the bible

If anime had existed back then Tesla would have trooned out and demanded Edison destroy his bussy.

 

[The Tall Man]

Have you tried turning your penis off then on again?

 

[Tablet County]

When I was four, I found my dad's parts cleaning jar with gasoline, thought it looked like honey and to a swig, albeit not for long. Wait, come to think of it, that explains a lot in my life.

 

[BirdUp]

slav power wasnt so powerful after all

@Rei is Shit.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

They're going to make a faggot version of back to the future where a character goes back in time to rape his friend as a child so he's gay as an adult.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

“I babysat when I was 14.”

Cool, did you babysit for 6 months while 4 horny middle-aged crack whores were wildin’ out all over the house?

 

[KittyGremlin]

Yes. I just became a free masson. It's time I become mod to fight antisemitism at its core. I'm ready. Hamas won't know what's coming.

I love those brief periods of time when a new schizoposter joins or gets briefly unbanned.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Troon hugboxes are all online. "We're with you!" No, they're not. You're u/BatshitLesbian_6969 and if you 41%'ed yourself one day, nobody would even notice. Why would they? There are plenty of other eggs to crack and kids to groom.

 

[Tablet County]

EXCLUSIVE: Shit no one cares about.

Every time a Republican loses, everything was rigged.

Drumpf has terrible taste in whores, bigly terrible.

Plan: Trusted
Patriots: In Control
Swamp: Drained

So what happens now?

Nothing ever happens

 

[doodoocaca]

As he waltzes through the door of the hotel, he knows what he must do. Freshly out of his court proceedings, Trump is lonely and frustrated. He punches the numbers into the elevator, his eyes determined. The stride through the hotel hallway continues until Trump comes on a door. He brings the card up to the door. As soon as he opens door a young man stands at attention. "Doodoocaca," Trump frowns "you know what you have to do". The clothes fly off, a blur of hormones and pheromones. Trump puts his member to Doodoocaca's yearning hole. "Here comes my glans penis!" Trump yells, as he penetrates the young mans cavernous opening.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

The world is run by pedophiles who openly discuss how they want to reduce the population so it's easier to control, there's micro-plastic in our balls, Nick neglected his kids, and Chris-chan fucked his mom.

Lady Rackets is basically mama jf? A potato who breeds children?

Damn nigga your mom didn't love you enough to bathe you until you were 6 or 7?

There were supposedly 2 women in this house and no meals were being cooked, and no laundry getting done? And where was KiwiFarms? Not one of you in this thread did a spec of laundry or prepared one meal. If you're so outraged why did you not step in and intervene?

Personally, I made my son start cooking for himself before he was even out of the womb went in there and clamped that umbilical cord and moved in a microwave.

This isn't hard to figure out, but might be if you routinely snack on paint chips and are retarded.

Solidarity; I was “cast” as a maple leaf once.

some people fear the gay satanic public school system

You suffer from a terminal case of being a bottom.

I just love how they stuck with the line that "no one is above the law" when they decided Biden's dementia made him above the law.

I'm trying to think of something clever but all my mind is revolving around is good ol' Jeffrey Epstein's client list.