random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES

It's funnier this way.

In the past I voted for Trump because he was funny. This is hilarious, so I guess I'll vote for him again.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

I put up with more inane bullshit from retards than literally any other person I have ever known.

 

[Tablet County]

Biden is literally too retarded to stand trial, per special council.

Checkmate Trumptards.

"Hold it right there Mr President, you're under arrest on a felony count of your retard son is a crackhead who lost his penis selfie laptop."

>get in trouble
>use money to try and cover it up
>that's worse
>lengthy trial, goes badly
>the verdict is: pay more money

"LOCK HER UP!"

Hillary : "Lock who up?"

Why do all these Balldo Washers look like bad guys from the Home Alone franchise

 

[Abimelech]

Looking forward to see you defend child marriage and golden tablet/traveling on a horse to Heaven at night cause criticizing that lunacy is "malding".
BTW, what's with the Twitch low IQ imported terminology?

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

If Marx was right about anything, it's that all of these rich old faggots are full of shit and should be put in a giant blender.

Yes? How did I not address your point? Are you illiterate?

Null, can you just ban this faggot already?

 

[Computer Guardian]

(Taken From)

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Look at his eyes. He was a cunthair from being born a full blown Downy. What a gross, pasty ass motherfucker. It's called sunlight-you should try it sometime, faggot.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Can confirm this is 100% real and he does actually have a poop wound and he calls his dilator "the rod of pain"

Can confirm this is 100% real and he does actually have a poop wound and he calls his dilator "the rod of pain"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"What if Wind Waker was woke, ugly, and gay" isn't a game I ever thought I wanted. And now that I know about it, I really don't want it.

 

[Tablet County]

The USA is Ralph and the rest of the world is Gator.

He had have sexual relations with that women

Someone take the fucking Caps Lock key away from him.

I hope sonichu transforms his children into cocaine and then rekieta snorts them up his nose so I don't have to read about them anymore.

Farmagia looks like it's going to be Rune Factory but with waifus that don't look like children so I'm interested.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I swear if some ween tipped this shit I'm going to hunt you down and make you eat Indian food.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Dear Minnesota cops: if you identify yourself to a mod and verify your identity, you can be given a special badge that lets us know who you are officially, instead of as a random new thread tourist. Don't be afraid to ask your friendly neighborhood Kiwis for help or information!

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

This is my first post on this stupid website and I'm making it to tell you to shut the fuck up, nigger.

>Signs up to KF
>"You're all being retarded"
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

teacher.mp4

On school hours, stripping down butt naked bending over and showing everything on the video and all you could see was cellulite hanging and pubic hair, this is a disgrace and a shame.

 

[feral cat #6385]

America is about burning witches, cancellation and scarlet letters.

 

[3MMA]

In the land of Minnesota, on the snowy slopes of Mount Rekieta, the Blackface Lawyer forged, in secret, a Master Balldo to control all others. And into this Balldo he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to imbibe all whiskey. One Balldo to rule them all.

 

[AnOminous]

Is that a fucking waifu star fish hitler?

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Please stop reporting threads with the reason being "gay."

 

[Guest123]

"THIS drop of piss will change everything!" the pissing man said pissing into an ocean of piss.

 

[frozen_runner]

The only reason for a White Man to listen to rap of any kind is if he's gay for niggers.

No, fuck that. I'm just going to Heil Hitler.

And that's how you end up with a gay priest biting a lesbian woman in an argument over a magic cookie.

Blaming the actions of troons on anything but troons will only allow them to continue to avoid accountability.

If you absolutely need to blame someone else, blame the jews.

Whenever someone wants to argue about video games as an artistic medium, you should just call them a faggot and tell them to read a book.

None of the victims ended up dying. Troons can't even pass as mass murderers.

Italy invented faggotry; the Church perfected it.

"Naw, naw, I ain't after no little boys, I came here for a man's butt!" -Yasuke, the Booty Samurai.

Men's sweat smells like cheese, women's sweat smells like oninons.

What a bunch of vaginal faggotry.

There are no brown europeans and the only muslim europeans are albanians and they all have a drinking problem and like grilled pork.

If your skin is brown, you need to get out of town.

It's a common misconception that being the height of a child permits you to possess and view CSAM but this is not true.

They will never know the masculine pain of accidentally sitting on one’s own balls.

Dogs are great pets but you shouldn’t want to become one.

If aliens came to earth in a 11' human suit with corpse hair and plastic hands, everyone would freak out

Gender war....

Gender war never changes...

Different canines totally work differently. It's like how wolves walk using their ears like most animals use legs or how jackals float along like hovercraft never even touching the ground.

They're going to make a faggot version of back to the future where a character goes back in time to rape his friend as a child so he's gay as an adult.

Damn, the jersh prediction’s actually happening. #nullstradamus