random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Merry]

I AM NOT A LOLCOW LIKE JOESPH

I AM NOT A MAN YOU FUCKIN CYBER BULLY!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON’T EVEN FUCKIN KNOW ME!!!! I AM SOME RANDO

I am a real woman and nobody mocks me irl

 

[Pedophobe]

When she walked it looked like a jello mold in an earthquake. It made noises.

I don't expect a man who whores out his wife and neglects his kids to make good decisions, but that fucking haircut man...

I think we need to crank the nigger-faggotry up from a 10 to a 20.

Extremely dark, eldritch forces not of this world are clearly at work here.

 

[Overly Serious]

Electrons are just too damned slow. Not that photons are really that much better.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

he has that janny mentality where he gladly does it for free

 

[Rotollo 2]

Go cope with your african gorilla nigger starlink internet!

should have just watch naruto like a normal person of color

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Assuming his curated list gets at least every person to skip a 50USD purchase, he's already cockblocking $25 million worth of DEI shit just sitting at home in his underwear.

 

[Tablet County]

That's downright heroic but you're gonna get your car jacked cracka

This is so fucking unpleasant to read that I'm considering suing you for damages

My favorite Yokai is that giant fuck off skeleton that just appears and may or may not have a physical presence.

>tfw you're so repulsive that your neckbeard turns into an eldtritch abomination

 

[Gentlebastard]

I just wanted to jump in with the very important announcement that I, too, can hardly stand this shameless grifter.

*browses thread, stuffing nuggets* "Well I'M not like those other fats."

It's because he caught AAAAAIIIIIDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS

they need an uncut fake dick because they are jewish lmao

Patience. His alcoholism and lust for girldick should have a payoff down the line.

This fat faggot is so damn close to unintentionally posting something like “your anime sucks. Cope and seethe” and doggam it I’m here for it.

a time-honoured ritual: the mega awkward raised fist salute to a death cult that would make mincemeat out of you on sight

If nobody will stick his dick in crazy, crazy will just have to stick a dick in itself

Update on the troon with two kids, the pissed off wife, and the schoolgirl dress-up fetish:

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of clinking glasses with Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi Takeru in the champagne room of the BK lounge. Enjoy your single patty, pleb.

> 16 copes/hr at this rate
Is this the start of his new catchphrase?

The left one is what would normally be called rose in a facsimile, but the right one is closer to the color of a regular ass rose

I've been on the internet too long, I immediately thought of Goatse... granted the color is still relevant.

what no 3-2-1 backup plan does to a mother fucker

You will never be a real woman, you will never have female eye cones, you will never see the female range of colour etc etc.

It's wild how "I am a woman because I have a crippling porn addiction" is considered a progressive statement in 2024 but "I am a woman because I am female" is considered a hate crime.

 

[Poonocchio]

June is the peak month for weird shit inserted into faggots anuses for xray techs. I've only got a hairbrush yet, but a friend got a whole hairspray can.

 

[Law]

nah, Anime Matsuri is more important than going to court.

 

[Tablet County]

Of course after Hitler ascends to hyperborea

“Baking cookies is a Nazi dogwhistle”

trying to out poo the loo could result in disaster in the form of a vindaloop

In his defense I heard he cucks a mean plate of SpaghettiO's

Nick isn't have a midlife crisis because he is middle-aged, he is having a wholelife crisis because he has been a narcissist his entire life.

I'm fairly certain he was deemed legally "too fat to father"

You know, you hear about people throwing poop in jail, but I’ve never actually seen the type of person who does it.

I wonder if he had a "relationship with God" while he was literally flinging shit at the prison guards.

 

[Doxmatix]

Fucking auto correct I'm publically executing my phone in a bathtub

Learn to be afraid, it's your survival instinct you fucking idiot.

I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’m not eating vegan hot dogs!

They had to change the formula a few years ago to "save the ozone layer"

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

SILENCE @Neurotypical Mantis

For subjecting us to the troon's ghastly appearance, you are hereby sentenced to a gorrilion years of troon infested group chats.

kiwifarms is like a concentration camp
null is the commanding SS officer running the camp
users are prisoners
jannies are kapos

Feet are a lot more useful than faggotry

 

[Tiresome]

So he actually fuckes his daughter?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Many women are bi. It's just a question of bipolar or bisexual.

 

[Anti Snigger]

With Ralph's crippling addiction to hitting women I'm surprised he hasn't started calling himself a lesbian.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

You peaked when you said you were willing to cut off your dick if it meant no more women. You will never top that, it’s time to fuck off now.

Fuck off and see you BUTT ASS NAKED with a spreader bar at my ALL NEW!!!! White race traitor piece of human shit public spectacle slave market.
My wife just had to relieve herself of a hearty Mexican meal in the upstairs bathroom, and I'm looking for a slim college educated anti racist leftist blond to clean that upstairs terlet. And my wife's very BUTCH dumptruck ass.

 

[Syzyg]

I didn't dox anyone. You doxxed children by sending them to my forum. That was your fault; you instigated it, deliberately.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I would pay real money for that skin if shooting somebody with that ammo made them grow comically large fake bazongas.

Can’t even call them homosexuals or Europeans anymore smh.

Simply put, in their heart of hearts, they believe they cannot fail, whatever scheme or plan they come up with is just such a good and fair idea, it can't possibly fail, they can only be failed by others who lacked faith, or by regressive traitors and saboteurs hiding in the system.

Ritual suicide is based, and in a nice idyllic spot as well. I certainly respect that.

Let's not make the same mistake the Tranch did. Everyone on the Farms needs to learn about avian reproduction if we're going to break even on these kiwis.

ALL THIS HAD BEEN FORETOLD IN CRYPTIC PROPHESY.

Is multi drug resistant gonorrhoea exciting? I bet it is.

explain why genitals are involved then

Because, mechanically speaking, it's difficult to grease up your arm and stick it up there to the elbow, much less the shoulder. It takes a lot of time and effort, and there's a line of guys waiting for their turns.

I hope after she said that you just said "Taco! Taco! Taco! Taco!" to her.

I still don't understand what jam has to do with being a hermaphrodite though.

Again missing my point, my entire point is there are no restricted dogs in America, and never will be. Doesn't matter how many kids die to dogs or how many people are murdered with guns, If you don't like it go fuck off somewhere else some of us would die to have the right to be mauled by dogs or to put a .45 cal in our head if we decide to. I sure as fuck would.

I AM SCIENCE, YOU CHUDS!

The year is 2XXX. Former troon right wing zoosadist death squads have castrated and gassed all the Boston terriers. We should have listened to Invader Xe/Xim.

Do it the Dutch way

Eat him

I was afraid to tell people I liked getting peed on when I was a kid. This is showing kids it's okay to pee on each other.

The more that the powers that be attempt to make this a damnation-worthy trespass, the more that they slowly mutate trolling them over it from a simple statement to a moral obligation. That said, I'm kind of surprised that it's been limited to donuts so far.

I am NOT a lawyer and didn't stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night, so I may be totally wrong.

Well, you've heard of anti-racist baby. Now, get ready for RACIST BABY!

"unlearning trauma responses from Twitter"

That nigga's thirst for dick is so overpowering he had traffic re-arranged.

This is all documented in that great song from the Rolling Stones, Brown Sugar.

Look, if someone's T4T and in a community of post-ops, they've got to start thinking long and hard about cloacae. It's going to come up.

 

[Syzyg]

When/if we get the software change I am just nuking A&N and not bothering to import its content because it's worthless.