random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tablet County]

"Women that will not have sex with gaytor" should have enough content for it's own thread.

Please don't reply to this from the shower.

Jeez Vtuber autism why do you get two, Three, FOUR THREADS

Nigga you can't even write and are you now trying to convince us that your quiver is full?

The rapist was inspired by her late cat?

What the fuck?

 

[Syzyg]

Are feral children just supposed to be completely immune to their own fuckups?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Scout Trooper
yeah she couldn't understand why I was concerned about the damage to the car while she just sat there and wantonly emptied her bladder

>hire company to protect your personal info
>you need to tell them all your personal info first so they know what to look for to protect it

Yeah, that makes sense.

 

[Snusmumriken]

ummm.. let people enjoy things maybe.?????!!?

daddy may rape v: wacky woohoo daughter fucker adventures

 

[linchan]

Heckin' wholesome chungus 17yo they/them ACAB FreePalestine roblox mod turned out to be a furfag that's into gore and scat?

 

[Tablet County]

The year is 2024
Kino Casino somehow still exists pulling record numbers and getting quality guests (mutahar, Doug)
Rekeita is awaiting a felony drug and child abuse trial
Ralph relegated to irrelevance
Still nobody knows what the fuck a Juneteenth is

In 1590 English traders returned to the small Virginia settlement of Roanoke. Bearing cured meats and hand-crafted Adirondack chairs from the Old World, they hoped to build a thriving outpost of European Civilization in the New. But upon arrival the traders were greeted by an empty village. Where were the colonists with whom they’d broken bread mere months ago? Among the deserted village no signs of life could be found. Weeds grew in the rich soil of what were once farms. An empty Pringles can rattled as the wind blew it hither and yon across cobblestone paths. There was no sign save one: carved deeply into an ancient elm was a single word, written in no Christian tongue:

“YMUNKOKE.”

I don’t like your attitude Mr. Indecipherable Wall of Ching Chong Cestial characters.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Are cows mentally ill?

 

[Snekposter]

I'll fight you if you have the courage to meet
on wolfetown road, cherokee of NC
before the house, two eight seven one nine,
the night of the fifth day of may of this year
bring friends, cowards all, if any you have
at hand to your cause to be rallied, thou knave
for mortician's sup shall each of thee become
and through yon gaol's dark portal I'll pass

EXUNT LEFT, PURSUED BY A BOOGIE

 

[Syzyg]

You have how many hundreds of posts about how awful and useless men are and here you are calling out white supremacist nerds to abuse a woman. We see you, stupid. You are fooling nobody.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Another reason why I'm happy I don't know how to masterbate

Just a poseur fucking loudmouth exiled to Michigan who IS NOT GAY.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

You're another level of pathetic if you spend your time on shipping two insects as gay

"This cartoon has really opened me up sexually" is a sentence that never ends up with anything good.

I want everyone on KiwiFarms to know that you live in a world where 'gender affirming edits' is now semantically comprehensible as a phrase in English. You live in that world

That's definitely a "Who's going to be my daddy-boyfriend now?" face.

From what I know of the gay men who are into "really disgusting gay subcultures", heterosexual looky-loo tourists are the LAST thing they want

He has nothing but "lesbian" experiences, which is very charitable, and I don't think he's ever expressed interest in pleasuring penises outside his own. The gayest he gets is going in front of the mirror and saying to himself, "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

 

[Rotollo 2]

...did you just seriously try to use evidence of you pretending to be a tranny on twitter as some sort of win?

 

[Asian tech support]

Then hop to it faggot. The Kiwi Court is now in session. You stand accused of being a retarded faildoxer. Prove this dox is legitimate or kill yourself.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

^the stupidity i have to deal with please kiwi farm that

remind me to make him in the sims 2 & have him climb inside a swimming pool & to delete the ladder please

 

[JustSomeDong]

>He said Niggers like me are all violent criminals unable to take the high road, I just had to shoot him"

 

[MongInTheMirror]

Don't you see he had no choice but to have his dick flayed and stuffed into his taint?
It was the only sensible choice, everyone on Reddit and Discord said so!

Lord give me the confidence of a fatass barrel chested brick hon posting horror tier shit in a lesbian singles group

There’s a poetic irony in a straight man freaking out and screaming “I’M GAY!!” to combat a gay man hitting on him lol.

I misread "paleo-tranny" as "pedo-tranny" and thought, "Is there any other kind?

 

[Meat Target]

Everyone loves them some big titty dark elves and dusky-skinned catgirls.

Right?

Right?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

In 1590 English traders returned to the small Virginia settlement of Roanoke. Bearing cured meats and hand-crafted Adirondack chairs from the Old World, they hoped to build a thriving outpost of European Civilization in the New. But upon arrival the traders were greeted by an empty village. Where were the colonists with whom they’d broken bread mere months ago? Among the deserted village no signs of life could be found. Weeds grew in the rich soil of what were once farms. An empty Pringles can rattled as the wind blew it hither and yon across cobblestone paths. There was no sign save one: carved deeply into an ancient elm was a single word, written in no Christian tongue:

“YMUNKOKE.”

 

[Gentlebastard]

Kiwis come from disappointed idealism, not nihilism. The main thing about cows is they do it to themselves. We just observe nature’s innate rewards and punishments.

I think the worst behavior I've ever seen was from two lawyers getting divorced. They both turned into bitter, evil fucks who hated the entire world.

Isn't this, like, the natural state of lawyers?

Zero coincidence that the numbers designating Pantone colors are called PMS numbers.

I have to say, not a very diverse image here, they're all quite overweight.

One of the best things about modernity is that losers just identify themselves quite easily. They are proud of being inferior, so it really ends up saving my time

'Dr. Mengle was a Nazi butcher who performed experiments on living humans. He also went by Alice.' 'Omg how dare they deadname a brave transwoman?!'

Another reason why I'm happy I don't know how to masterbate

I thought that if you marry a fat woman they counted as multiple wives? They certainly eat like them

Also, fuck that cat., mewing at us. I hope they never get the laser!

I’m a trans vegan. I eat slabs of bleeding steak and identify as a vegan. That’s how it works, right?

If democracy is what led to troon shit in the first place then maybe it's not as good as we initially thought.

 

[figgernaggotte]

It's not gay at all as long as you're only doing it out of hatred for women. I hate women so goddamn much I could just suck a fat, juicy, throbbing cock.