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[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Thus Starbucks maintains its own standing army of blue-haired Jem'Hadar, made up of the trans off of their parents' insurance who've racked their brains and can't figure out how they might be disabled.

TLDR vag rules, troons drool

 

[Rotollo 2]

You shame Neil Breen with your faggotry.

 

[Tablet County]

whyyyyyy would you do that? you fucking retard.

The Shinzo memes were fucking cringe. Stop thinking about gay sex all the time.

Not nearly as cringe as you popping into the thread to spin forty feet of yarn straight out of your ass

 

[Syzyg]

I'm not admitting to socking, I was genuinely locked out of my account. True and honest.

 

[JustSomeDong]

an anon here once said "being on KF is like having a crystal ball. you can see the future, but nobody believes you, because crystal balls are retarded."

 

[Meat Target]

Was blowing up your head part of your plan?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Interesting new matter of public record attached.

 

[Rotollo 2]

I’m not going to lie…I’m sexually attracted to the CNN reporter on the right under the banner of Israel and Pornhub.

 

[Harm]

the aew discord saying Mexican wwe fans were going to be attacked by the cartel amounted to absolutely nothing

 

[Meat Target]

You've heard of 24 hour ops, but are you ready for 24 IQ ops?

Ooh ooh, can I shove the first one into the gas chamber, please?!

 

[Tablet County]

I’m drunk and my feelings are hurt

"Tarnsman of Gor proves that maybe women should shut up and look pretty for their barbarian lords."

... okay, i'll bite. what the fuck does unpasturized milk have to do with anything?

Any guesses on when the next Balldostream happens? I'm guessing at least 3 Kino Casinos from now.

Whenever I see a raccoon I take feel chills running down my spine, I know they are deep state agents and I must take precautions since they are ARMED and DANGEROUS

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Look I'm sorry that numbers and stats are racist or whatever but this is literally a problem specific to niggers.

Because Dumpfler will heckking genocide the wholesome trannerinos if he gets elected and thus its self defence

 

[Oliver Onions]

Area pig declares himself entirely sane after several years of threatening his toilet with prison

 

[Pedophobe]

God damn, my favorite thing about KF is the way it can just will anything into existence.

Some retards believe everything, some believe nothing.

Bots have strong political opinions, I have noticed.

We now have confirmed that mass literacy was a mistake.

 

[Meat Target]

I hope this eventually ends in murder suicide. I don't care who does which.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Wings of Redemption accidentally revealed he watched BBC Shemale Blowjobs #5

Null instantly regretting this board when local anon turns an entire neighborhood into a WW1 battlefield

render unto Kikesar

 

[Pissmaster]

A "Null" is someone who has had their penis and testicles completely removed as part of a sexual fetish.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I have nothing of any substance to contribute to this conversation.

The weird thing about this is a few years ago I’d have been glued to one of a few news sites.

Now I don’t trust any of them and rely on you beautiful autists to aggregate things and clear out the bullshit.

This is why the media hates this place.

May the Secret Service bully you just for the lack of discretion.

There are more if I need to dredge them up. Um ackshually me and I'll fucking bury you in archive links.

Did you bother to archive this or are you a gay retard

Reminder that you can never hate journalists enough.

I was already believing this yesterday, but it turns out you can hate journalists even more than that.

the good lord took his choking hand in comedic reprisal

I bet she's proud of that line, she patted herself on the back for it for sure. Too bad it's stupid.

tiktok and other short format videos were made to be a minute long to have the opportunity to capture the average minute/30 second interval smoke alarm chirp
those damn chinese and their sneaky tactics

WHAT IS THE FOURTH HOLE

Transhumanism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Can i please just get the Cliffs Notes? First paragraph is already peak what-the-fuck-am-i-reading territory.

Patrick is an AI experiment designed to create the most unlikeable entity in human history, prove me wrong.

Is this what the kids call "coping and seething?"

Ewww. I don't want my dick near the pineal gland. My lord how debaucherous has pornography become?!?

I know men who have bigger tits due to eating too much chicken with hormones than this guy got from E.

I feel like bringing back hair metal would solve a large part of this social contagion; give men a way to look like ugly women without having to let them in the lady's room.

Anyone who knows anything about gay male culture knows that finding another dude to blow your asshole out is easier than finding a child molestor in Hollywood

 

[Dwarf Lord]

I am partial to autism as far as types of retardation go so maybe I'm biased.

 

[Pedophobe]

When having cancer is considered the good ending, mistakes may have been made.

i disagree i think kiwifarmers should take shifts following him with a tuba

Area pig declares himself entirely sane after several years of threatening his toilet with prison

It's morally righteous to bully a furry.