random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Vyse Inglebard]

Men who follow Belle Delphine are nonces.

 

[grenouille crétine]

I was born with some part of my brain missing and now i've been lost ever since. even as a child i didn't enjoy life .

you can't just explain it away with woman logic anti-deprsssants clean your room, is that how you treat your sons? do you fill your sons full of drugs? because you refuse to understand anything beyond handbags and KFC?

Have you even a concern about anything in life ?? Does any woman concern? anyy?

PLEASE TO HAVE ANYY WOMON CONCERN SAAR ??? PLS

 

[Gentlebastard]

I’m so proud of this shitposting and archiving community.

I mean granted, this is awful and disturbing.

But still, frens.

Thousands of years of building civilization have lead to two late-twenties men in an online lesbian relationship getting into fights over the timeliness of responses to passive-aggressive Discord messages.

Every time my disdain for France wanes, they degenerately outdo themselves.

G A Y
F R O G S

I quite like that the french have a million words for "faggot"

You never heard of the vaporeon coypasta I bet.

You’re right. I haven’t. I haven’t even thought of the series in years.

Ya'll need to stop divulging such information. It can and will be used against you.

Imagine your house burning down and losing all of your shit but there, in the ashes as you kick through the remains--something! And its just this ugly ass stupid looking Abes Odyssey alien figure or whatever the fuck that is. God is laughing at you at that point.

I'm in no position to judge the paste-eaters. I used to pick up pieces of deicing salt off the ground after it snowed and suck on them like some kind of damned ruminant.

I was sent on a special mission by the Ghost of Lenin to find anime and destroy it.

Chun-Li is Chinese, but I congratulate you on being racist in a Pan-Asian way.

There's no equations like E=mc2 anymore. Math has gone downhill since 1905 now it's nothing but niggers pissing on blackboards.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

All of them are coin-operated and none of them "human" well.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

ah yes, le submissive and gentle japanese female

View attachment 6244916

"I got a lil' Chun-Li in me!"

Chun-Li is Chinese, but I congratulate you on being racist in a Pan-Asian way.

 

[hideandgoseekchampion]

I give up arguing with you. I just wanted to apologise and explain everything. But you are all hopeless RETARDS! Go to HELL!

 

[Soggy paper straw]

he’s my fucken friend and things are fine.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

 

[Aunt Carol]

1. Dawkins is not that good at evolutionary dickology

 

[Sun Sucker]

Do you guys think Moloch’s thirst for the blood of children is ever slated by all of this?

 

[DickMain]

My god you are gay. That or you love *looks it up from new resource* MtF Futa porn. Either way, you're a faggot.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, WIFE-BEATER NINJA.

 

[Black Yoshi]

I was banned from a branch of Waterstones bookshop for requesting 13% off a historical account of the 20th century that ended in 1987.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

or [that a normal woman] just thinks that being graced by the possibility of being barebacked by a redditor is degrading,

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I was banned from the Roblox Creepypasta Wiki Discord for saying fuck. My proudest achievment to this day.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Fuck yeah, I'm proud to be a cuck!

What in the Albert Fish is this??

the pedo stache makes her look like someone who got busted for ejaculating on women's hair on the bus, not a chick lit writer

Personally, I just respond to women disagreeing with me by calling them cunts and whores, like a civilized person. After all, they can respond by insulting my penis.

"TERFs": A woman is an adult human female
This guy: Those damn TERFs think a woman is (some sort of incomprehensible dd/lg weeb cooming)

 

[Poonocchio]

For the next three days he kept himself busy shouting at nurses for opioids. Then...

"there is reliably shit in my vagina again within 15 minutes of douching"

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

The number of anitasarkeesian incidents across France has quadrupled

I'm a seven foot tall mini-hulk multi-trillionaire chad and I slay mad puss on the daily, need to get chemo & dialysis now brb, oh woe is me

Stop wearing condoms to save the West.

Pulling out works and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't.

more than two-thirds of Black children do not know how to swim

Just make your own condoms out of good ol' aluminium foil.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

He was bullied, but not enough.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Is an aggravated "UUUUUGGGGHHHH" of disapproval and annoyance still only one word if it lasts a full 30 seconds?

anyone who thinks a politician is a role model is a faggot retard

The Hulkster isn't the only way to be a man. You could choose to be a faggot. By why would anyone want to do that?

>Last name is French
>Is a massive cuck

Nominative determinism strikes again.

When you cum, do you piss yourself?

And can you do this on cam for research?

I can't talk right now
I'm making piss.

The coomer cope they've got going on these days is unreal. "A bunch of degenerates jerk off to fat woman porn so ackshually being fat IS attractive."

(dear god do not try to fold an erect man’s penis)

My favorite facts and opinions are the ones no one asked for.

oh boy, then you are going to love me.

Based mushroom contemplator.

Where is the Canadian Healthcare system when you need it?

Does he have a brain tumor?

Can't have a tumor in something you don't have.

EDIT: as far as apex predators go, I'd love to eat an orca steak. Those smug fucks probably taste delicious.

 

[NoReturn]

Unfortunately most guys will turn Indian the moment their dicks get hard. In fact, most of the country's population is only temporarily Indian. Any single man with an erection who is in his home alone has his consciousness instantly transported there to a vacant Jeet shell (the origin of the term "Jeetcel") until it goes away, or until he has sent his penes and testacles to a predetermined number of women on Facebook and Linkedin. This is why population estimates for India are so high, despite the low productivity. This is also why Indians emigrate obsessively: they are attempting to return to their home countries to regain access to their bodies.