random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Toji Suzuhara]

Let it be known: Trolls save lives.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I have to wait 12 hours to buy a moldy loaf of bread, but it’s a small price to pay for SLAY QUEEN.

Why can't I convince billionaire Venture Capitalists that my insane inventions need investment?

If I was a ghost in that absolute unit's house I'd be the one scared shitless. Look at the scowl on him there!

I mourn the extinction of pedantic sub editors

I might be misremembering but isn't there a video of one of these retards having a breakdown because one of their personalities raped another personality of theirs in their head?

 

[Faceless Whore]

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Why do I want to play as Karen the Outlaw in a generic Star Wars skinned ubisoft open world game?

If count skankula had trained his pug to patpost, would he have enjoyed prison?

Mr. AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed, how many times did you "superchat" the defendant on the night of 5/21/24?

Does moving in next door to a lolcow count as cowtipping?

can you just shut the fuck up? what is your malfunction?

I would like to apologize for my earlier posts in the thread rambling about the "Sonichu Demon." After Trump got shot and the events that followed, I was in a hysterical state for a couple days.

 

[Tablet County]

What's wrong with swingers? Why is all their signalling so chintzy and lame? It's like a Jimmy Buffet themed sexual practice.

Slomo has a button that sends a signal to your buttworms and it tells you to vote democrat.

twink death achieved through majin boo maxxing

 

[Xarpho's Return]

That looks like a power fantasy for people in wheelchairs.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There's no differential diagnosis in gender medicine, the "diagnosis" procedure is just a doctor looking down at a piece of paper with the word "TRANS" written on it and then putting a little checkmark next to it.

I was assigned heckin' valid at birth.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Tfw your games cover up american warcrimes by rewriting the stories to say russia did them but you wont let your players misgender someone

Personally, I think acting like a faggot should not have any age immunity, but that's just me.

 

[BirdUp]

We're entering the mental breakdown arc.

 

[Tablet County]

"Ha ha I'm a cuckold isn't that funny you're so owned" will never work.

Oh, shit, it's the dude who got a Nobel prize for telling us the internet would have as much economic impact as the fax machine.

Personally I think the music video for Kate Bush's Wuthering heights is about child sexual abuse
The reason being every time I watch it I feel distinctly like a small child who has just been gangraped for several hours

WARNING: Drunkposting activated, posts may appear more retarded than they actually are.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

ATTN FURRIES: The administration of this website has no affiliation with the hackers who have redirected FurAffinity to the Kiwi Farms. This is a joke at both of our expense.

 

[Tablet County]

If anyone has the image of Ethan Klein eating foreskins please post.

The Eternal FurFest on Kiwi Farms has been averted.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

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"KiwiFarms, an anti-furry and other forum. (Think 4chan but worse)"

 

[GunCar Gary]

In the case of this image, it is a furry child being transformed into testicles.

 

[Toolbox]

Ugh! I STAND BY DRAGONS!!!! TELL YOUR SUPERIORS OR THIS IS YOUR LAST TIME HERE!!!!

 

[Drip Torch]

A classic...

Fuck you, I’m a dragon!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I probably got myself in trouble last November when I told polling volunteers, upon being offered an "I voted" sticker, I said, "stickers are for children".

I'm sure I said it here before but it's stupid. You advertised that you voted, good for you. Do you want an "I pooped today" sticker also?

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

Reddit discusses the vile Kiwifarms after the Furaffinity hacking.

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"imagine if you squeezed 4chan like a wet towel, and out of it came a giant liquid pile of shit. That is what Kiwifarms is, people who were banned from 4chan, It's an insult to actual wastes of air, to say that they're a waste of air, all of them."

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

The thing about turbo-autism is you never truly appreciate it until you need to do it yourself because your turboautist is dead.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

LARGE
DOGS

I'm the sheriff of Butte County and I'm gonna need you to put your hands behind your back baby

I'd argue that just the way it is, you could make money, and solve the problem of him living in the residence Make it a "Potential Real Molestation Haunted House", no minors allowed, and have everyone that goes in sign a contract that they can't sue you if they are molested because you warned them of the very real possibility ahead of time. Then everyone can walk around the house knowing they could potentially be molested by Kevin Spacey. If that isn't scary, nothing is. Spacey would have to put up with people bothering him constantly, taking pictures of him while he's taking a dump on the toilet, asking how many little boys he touched. I doubt he'd last more than a few days before he ran out of the house, screaming, stark raving mad.

Wtf is Murika?

As a result she can taste a much wider spectrum of flavours than most humans, including infra-sour and ultramami.

Black market horsepiss is a helluva drug, I guess.

Guess there is no reason to hold back any more. Double fisting it from now on, red wine in one hand, scotch in the other.
Fuck you World Health Organization.

Globalist kikes! Elites! Oxygen! Bugs! Sterilizing children! The Science! Cold dead hands!