random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tablet County]

I understand what furfags are going through.
Sometimes I pretend to be a human, but at least I admit my delusions are crazy.

Have they found the hyper furry cock appreciation thread?

If only you knew how Balldo things are.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I personally like scifi and cyborgs. The porn's just the cherry on top.

 

[Tablet County]

e621 has 65 drawings tagged with cheese_grater

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I'm just imagining them trying to log on to their favourite furry art site, feeling a bit confused to begin with when they see Kiwi Farms on their browser, then just thinking "eh, this'll do".

 

[Seafarer]

"It was trash. There was a wookie but he died."

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

You just have to try it, use it, touch it, fondle it, fall in love with it. Do it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If you're going to go full autist here, at least be correct.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

I have never read the phrase "deglove the interior of the vagina" before and I never want to again.

When she's shiny and pink,
With that good tuna stink!

If she's pale and yella,
That's a sick doodking, fella

This Young Person's Kidneys Rotted After Their Phalloplasty Surgery and They Died in Agony. Here's Why That's a Good Thing.

every fag now is NOT NORMAL and JUST GAY

 

[Tablet County]

THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE GIRTH!

 

[Pedophobe]

Probably every lolcow's nightmare is that those who mock them aren't maladjusted basement dwellers, but just completely ordinary people.

Unironic Chads and Stacies.

 

[BirdUp]

I would sooner sound myself with barbed wire.

 

[Caesar]

you can easily tell I don't like zoophiles nor enjoy the idea of fucking animals. What I like is personality and culture, hence why I like the idea of aliens

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

You WILL manually click the bread

The story is so up it's own ass that I assume Kojima did at least 3 full laps through his intestine

the enderman really is the best fantasy race in a video game to serve as nigger representation
black as night, avoid water, steal things from the player, and "harmless" until you trigger them by looking at them after which they screech like a banshee and haul ass to beat you up
the resemblance is uncanny

I swear none of these people are actually from the Balkans every person I know from the Balkans favorite sport is competitive racism

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

"You think aliens are scary? Just wait 'til you meet our lawyers!"

 

[Gentlebastard]

face the fucking ditch, you don't even rate a wall

Go outside and touch grass, Kiwi frens.

I did, and an ad popped up.

pls null stop phishing for furry logins

null, pls

I'd like to thank our new friends in advance for all the slobbermutt porn they're about to draw which we can harass dear leader with in the future

If this hacker fag really is one of us then he could be due for a Halal thread of his own. 300k and all the info on millions of furries just to call people fags on TWITTER DOT COM

I encourage anyone here to go on other sites where this is being discussed and screenshotting whatever malding is happening.

People would fuck amphibians and insects if they were large enough

Edit: some people have

The fact that I bothered to engage with someone with an anime avatar shows I probably am retarded, so fair point I guess.

I've always liked how kiwifarms is like Gozer the Gozerian.. it manifests as whatever the person is thinking about. That awful site full of those dang, dirty... uh, cryptobros!

He's not even the good, flappy headed, pants shitting kind of Canadian.

This bitch has some Therizinosaurus claws. How the hell can she wipe her ass with those things?

SAVE A HOMELESS DISABLED QUEER SENIOR CITIZEN FROM RACIALIZED, GENOCIDAL AND TRANSPHOBIC VIOLENCE IN NAZI-ADJACENT CALIFORNIA. GO HAMAS!

 

[3MMA]

"No. I'm speaking now. Okay, Mr. Rekieta?". ~Judge Helgeson

*I added the judges name for context.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Whenever I feel down, I know that "imagine committing suicide over asexual nicki minaj moodbosrd" will cheer me up.

 

[Tablet County]

Finally, Israel and Palestine’s doughy, mouth breathing champions can duke it out to determine which ideology is fatter.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Heads up, @monstrous bubo!

 

[Doxmatix]

I'm thinking of starting a GoFundMe so we can DNA test the scarves for traces of Emily's hateful emails telling Kirsten to kill herself.

Every time this no-lip having beast pouts, a child full of potential perishes.

It's the perfect destination for this globetrotting, youtube power couple. Salad goes for the lady boys, Gunt for the weed and arson opportunities.

THE TRANNY FEARS THE CAT