random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

I have no idea what that niggerbabble is even supposed to mean.

 

[Tablet County]

He has a gay porn doppelganger and gets extremely upset whenever people bring it up.

this is just some black man powdering his face to look white and pretending he's a schoolboy because he's weird

I was going to give you a top had but you reminded me of how much british accents hurt my ears so all I can do is agree.

Naziphobic? He must secretly want to be gangbanged by Aryan chuds.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

On a serious note fuck this guy.

As we used to say in the old days, "Fake and Gay".

 

[Not a bee]

"I'm watching a fat Canadian wipe the sweat off her ample face. Why is this my life? Has God forsaken me?" - @often puzzled
Comment here

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

No punk ass chemical reaction is telling a real nigga what to do.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't care if you're a midget, you don't deserve to be near her and her stank.

 

[Poonocchio]

She likes the babblers, which is wild because even if she didn’t look like a meatball dropped in a house full of cats, they’d be the worst pair of tits I’ve ever had the misfortune of viewing.

 

[Mr Bunny]

I foresee a spectacular revengefuck in your future. Or rape charges. Either's good.

 

[supremeautismo]

Imagine putting your nudes online and them being so bad no one clicks like. LMAO! Damn that pussy NOT nice!

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

big bad hot dog doxer

 

[George Lucas]

"addicted to porn" might mean like beating it once or twice a month to some loopy Christian fundie wife, or he could be a full blown SomethingAwful goon hooking himself and the family dog up to some shop vac contraption.

 

[glass_houses]

"I'm going to take this medication to get rid of my parasite infection."

"But won't that be really hard on the parasites???"

 

[Turkroach Couple]

New faggot-bullying thread opened, lads, get in here.

"other kin support?" I'm not paying your brother's child support for him OP. I don't care how much you claim to be a cat or have cats in your family. I have no money.

There are kiwifarmers who want to fuck kamala harris

I would gladly contribute to a fund dedicated to sending the author of this slop to see the Titanic on one of those imploding submarines.

Don't worry Steven you will always be a woman in my eyes A very fat very ugly soy filled woman. Which is why I doxxed your house and your full name.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Mother fuckers couldn't even be bothered to change the print settings from Draft to Fine.

Asians generally just want to make money, spend money on fancy and quality goods, and keep to themselves just bing chilling or whatever. And yeah, they are weird in many regards but they keep that shit in Chinatown where it belongs.

The entire point of this shit is to get people to fedpost and yet I still want to fedpost.

I love the cheering for the dog. I'd do the same thing.
Good dog.

"I am a wizard I have magnets."

(isn't seeing a 3 year old saying "nigga" repeatedly just wonderful?)

I like that the little Asian kid looks like he’s thinking “this is fucking retarded.”

You will never be Guts

He has an annoying and retarded habit of using the same post titles for different posts, and is Brazilian. These facts might be unconnected, but further research is required.

Can you get herpes from cannibalism?

You aren't fighting back with your Stargate PS90 and ghetto glock in a actual war, you're xeeting with your toilet on a daily basis. And losing.

 

[frozen_runner]

Smells like a new Amber Heard. In more ways than one.

Sadly, people forgot how to be properly racist.

What the fuck does "tea" mean? I'm a zoomer and I have never heard anyone use "tea" to mean anything but a drink.

edit: I have been informed that it is gay/woman speak for drama

I can’t wait to watch her continue the spiral and destroy her life even further. I live for this shit

If I was a woman living in India id just hang myself.

Finally! Some news that don't make me want to staple my balls to the desk!

This article. Just makes me want a based Asian girlfriend.

They basically found a way to make magical space lesbians boring to a generation of coomers.

Someone help! That building called me a nigger! aieeeeeee!

Nuke this retarded gaynigger world now.

Back in my day we called it the clap.

Making the streets safe for a man's internal monologue.

Smurf village is a communist utopia because it resists Jewish influence. Notice how they use Smurf Magic to hide their Village from the local Jew, Gargamel.

This sounds like propeganda to make men become disinterested in finance and shit

bitches love honey
and getting stung

Remember if you think you are terrible, there will always be an asian that is worse than you.

I blame Jews and/or microplatics for this one

I came to look.

She's an uggo.

I'm not angry, just disappointed.

I've never bothered trying to pursue a relationship with a woman. All who tolerate my presence will suffer my autism and that includes female listeners.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

Creeping out people who want to fuck cartoon dogs is actually an accomplishment. A disgusting one but still

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Coomer Eugenics, my god... We gotta stop this guy

Gave me a sharp nose exhale and a chuckle

 

[Meat Target]

Legend says there's a balldo stuck in there, and if you manage to put your balls in and take it out you become the new king of Cuckland

Is Mass Transit Incident a racist euphemism for black people acting black on public transit?

 

[Mos]

I'm going to refer to estrogen as "Evil Fentanyl syrup" now.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

I don’t have to watch Sesame Street to fulfill my need to see autistic muppets.

I foresee a spectacular revengefuck in your future.

You people keep quoting overly long bits, containing perfectly fine one sentence one-liners. So, I fify.
Not to speak of all the multiquote faggots - like me rn.