random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

I didn't know who this lady was before this exchange, and my life has not improved since.

Sounds like something an Isopod might say.

What the ever loving, nonsense babbling fuck?

I have not leveled up my autism enough to enjoy Bionicle

If they were to write "Hardworking people should give up all their stuff to lazy parasites" then everyone would shrug them off as being idiots. So instead they write something like:

"In a dialectical subversion of bourgeois materiality, it becomes imperative that the proletariat relinquishes the fetishistic trappings of their labor to the idling forces of the neo-lumpenproletariat, thus dismantling the hegemonic illusion of individual ownership and redistributing the spoils of capitalist exploitation to those who, in their refusal to participate in the capitalist machine, expose the futility of labor under the yoke of commodification."

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

we finna making @Hollywood Hulk Hogan choke on dese black MAGA dicks. It's the only language this cum dumpster understands

Oh, right, 100 Years a Sister Fucker has a tanned sailor with a huge dick fucking his sister so hard, the whole village can hear her screams so I'm positive Japan will love it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Wigs, women's clothes, dreamcast games and lubricant, someone's planning a fun weekend.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Jews, liberals, Asians, Mexicans and other latin American mestizo breeds, homosexuals, troons and feminists(and their enablers).

The country, really the west itself won't ever be restored or renewed until every street runs red at knee height. Hundreds of millions must perish for the world to be renewed.

I have one maternal ancestor that was part Cherokee. Bizarre people take me saying I have maybe .00000085 cherokee ancestry to mean Indian, when that's not even how the one drop rule worked in the Jim crow era.

Many such cases on these here Farms. Sad!

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

I don't even fucking care if he got pozzed or was hooked up to pure diet adrenochrome by the elders of zion[...].

 

[stupid frog]

Why are we still here? Just to have autism?

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

I again felt the need to shorten and re-post something I really want to see:

Fuck those nigger dolphins. They will literally suffocate another dolphin for fun by raping their airhole.

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

I again felt the need to shorten and double-post something I really want to see:

They're the Indians of the ocean world.

 

[BirdUp]

Oh and Carlos, commit neck rope.

If this is gonna be a thread, let's make it an HONEST one, yeah?

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

til I get distracted by something ask me more questions about my fetishes I love oversharing, I'm like an open book.

Edit: New one dropped:

It feels good to make a big dump, it's soft and it caresses my bowels gently. I think the close proximity of my prostate to my bowels makes this even better. So I fantasize of shitting excessively giant neverending turds.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I'm a goat farmer. I like goats. I don't care how much money there is in it, I'm never farming queers.

How about nobody goes to school, everybody stops working, nobody gets internet, nobody has guns and we can all sit at home in our basements and coddle our offspring 24/7 until we grow together into familial centipedes whereupon we will roam the streets finding other assholes to attach our faces to until the planet becomes one unified human spaghetti.

I don’t know if this is a me problem or not, but I immediately stop taking someone seriously, even on a subject I’m largely in agreement about, the second they spell “doxing” with two x’s.

I think the word "nigger" is the most powerful thing humanity has ever invented. And yes I am claiming it outranks the atomic bomb.

 

[invisibult plus+]

I am having sex, not invading Germany.

 

[30+GameOvers]

They can't be this retarded can they?!

This one or a variation is probably already in, but I haven't seen it myself.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Monkey torture is a type of toaster fucking

Spoiler: More context

Monkey torture is a type of toaster fucking, it would've never taken off if not for the Internet.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I actively never think about my dads dick.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Before and after BPD pussy. Not even once boys

We have too much time on our hands these days so we can really hunker down and be degenerate as fuck.

what're you some kinda monster?
get your turtle a gf, he wants to fuck

 

[Cemetery Support]

It scratches their itch to harvest something.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Listen, I've been on the Internet for a long fucking time in some very dark corners, but this is possibly the most schizophrenic sentence I have ever read. You can't just say that.

He'll be so happy when poop starts coming out of his axe wound.

I know rick's a piece of shit, but he can't be this much of one...I hope.

if I recall correctly there are at least two sex joke tweets at parents of dying children

This, according to Algonquin legend, is a sign of the Wendigo. A person who eats their butter without spreading it on bread has a Wendigo spirit inside them.

Salt autism, thats a new one

Breaking down crying during sex.

Is there anything more manly?

Hello kitty is not a cat drawing, is a demonic sigil

Everything about this post looks sketchy. It’s like someone gave ChatGPT the prompt “The Rape Shack.”

 

[BirdUp]

His mind has melted. He's gone full autist.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

solipsistic nightmares beyond myceliumistic comprehension

recently, the good ones just keep on comin'