random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

>unfolds piece of paper revealing detailed dick size graph
>"as you can see, nine inches is a statistical improbability"
>mutters "foids btfo" as she walks off

 

[Tablet County]

Imagine if AI could automatically generate Fap Hero PMVs from an analyzed batch of porn videos. Humanity (the male half at least) would be doomed and so would be my cock.

I only know two Mormons and they're both fat. Statistically that's completely insignificant but I thought it was funny.

It would seem the only cool ranch he needs is the blood of his foes.

I certainly can't speak for every user here, but the general vibe I've always gotten is that most of us would like to set pedophiles on fire.

A Kiwi Farms love story as old as time. Girl likes boy, boy likes girl. Girl gets paid to leak dms
It's all so romantic

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Anything that causes chaos like this is hella entertaining.

I have my bleach container on standby.

God php is ugly no wonder programmers go insane and troon out

"You can do what you like, but if someone is determined to kill you, you're dead"

you can discuss Homosuck here of course, there's even a dedicated Hussie thread, but we reserve the right to harass you faggots in and out of your containment zone.

It's times like this that make you really appreciate having a hyper dedicated autistic cheese aficionado who works hard keeping your favorite webzone up and running while being frank and transparent about shit.

 

[neger psykolog]

I think I've said it before, but I'm a big fan of 'treeswinger'. I like that it works on two levels.

Am I referencing lynchings or am I referencing monkeys? Choose your own racist adventure.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

at the risk of being labelled a pedophile I really really like the madoka magica series

No more tits and the male character gets a loin cloth so you can't see his junk anymore.

I told everyone that China getting involved in games wasn't going to be good.

I don't get why women were upset...they love rape.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Revealing a kiwi is fat, autistic, and not good at romance is like revealing there's water in the ocean.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

"Cuddle puddle" is the grossest term I have ever heard and I blame you for me having to read it.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

If you're reading this now, Jared: the first time I read your mere name, without knowing anything else about you, I could tell that you're a douchebag.

Forget your punchable face, dogshit politics, or activism you call "extremism research". I wanna punch the letters off of your birth certificate and watch them scatter like broken teeth.

Your parents gave you the name "Jared Holt" because "Unwanted Accident We Despise" wasn't strong enough.

 

[The Noise]

The concept of human rights is harmful nonsense

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

mashed potatoes are an abomination to potatokind

 

[Meat Target]

Confuscious say, if thing attracts niggerfags, it should not attract (You)

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Anarchy isn’t possible for any length of time. A soundcloud rapper will always emerge.

I’d be willing to outsource Hitler 2 to a Mexican if he can get the job done this time.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Be me.
-Be mormon.
-Be fifty.
-Be fat.
-Be Welper's uncle.
-Le little rascal posts my hand on some new zealand farming website.
-Drive to build the tenth barn this week for Jesus.
-Some transvestite yells at me for being a kiwinazi.
-Be excommunicated from your local mormon barn building circle.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Inb4 all the people accusing me of being a pedo are being found out irl of being pesos either this year or the next. Many such cases.

 

[Spectate]

All of you are just insulting me

 

[Dr. Butt]

Bluesky is celebrating 4chan getting hacked, but can't even write the Sharty's name correctly, and they want people to go to reddit

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

This is pure ignorance. I've watched Jim Sterling and Kidd Bandit perform to tens of people in various high school gymnasiums and community centres.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You never see a Chad satanist who looks like he works out, has a big weiner, and drives a sick car while getting cash and money.

He had friends, too, and fucked other dudes, which is another thing Andy doesn't have.

Even the diaper guy has friends and hobbies.

It’s okay that I shit my pants becuase I don’t poison my family.

 

[CaddestSlown]

If you want to hear my personal philosophic autism go to my autism containment thread.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

A case of when an unstoppable faggot meets an immovable retard.