random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spud]

as a nonhwhite myself. I do get fatigued when I see too many of them.

 

[Wright]

My interest in BLACKED is ironic though.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Niggers of any age should be beaten to death for getting too close to humans, segregation needs to make a big time comeback. Make lynching great again.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Goddamnit, I feel the need for 2000’s era flashing, glittery, 3D style letters that scroll across the screen and spell out RETARD.

 

[Overly Serious]

Went to Waitrose for lunch. I sneered at poor people when I left. It felt pretty good.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The Troon Wars have really opened my eyes to the unspeakable lengths men will go to for their fetishes.

We might be weirdos and internet malcontents but we're educated and informed weirdos and internet malcontents with wide ranging interests and knowledge.

"OMG did they neglect 200 alpacas to death while hanging out with fucking Keffals? I guess I'm lucky all I got was SA and regrets."

His earlobe has its own gunt.

I'm saddened to say I've used "these are your delusions again" in real world conversations.

I always find it funny when these people are scared of lurking here.

What are you afraid of? That merely reading our words and the actions of these people will convince you that we might be right about them? If hearing the opinions of another person can shatter the beliefs other have instilled into you, that says more about those sheltering you than it does us.

he would fall victim to the classic scam where the Thai hooker calls you a couple months after, claiming you impregnated her and trying to blackmail you. Sharper Western minds (and cocks) have fallen for that one.

This is the kind of absolute autism that glues me to this site.

I am not archiving because he does not deserve the bandwith.

Like ive said many times, Ive been wrong before and ill be wrong again.

An impressively rapey sticker.

Have you ever had to figure out the logistics of sitting on the crapper with explosive diarrhea while also vomiting in a wastebasket at the same time?

You people are suspiciously familiar with Thai ladyboys.

His home bedroom can be easily identified by the stacks of unsold books and random buckets of margarine lying around.

no amount of cock will ever fill the void in their soul

 

[Tablet County]

He also trooned out, then became an anti-troon chud, then trooned out again.

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

They also encourage terrorism and mass shootings such as The September 11 Attacks and The Columbine Shootings which it's perpetrators are also involved in Proto-Lolcow culture prior to the formation of KiwiFarms which could mean 9/11 is the result of KiwiFarms.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

A lot of people said getting raped ruined their childhood. To that, I say....good. If rape was enough to ruin your childhood, I'm glad it ruined it, because, sometimes, in order to build something new, you need to knock down what's standing there already.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Then the local sex offender comes by and starts harassing her

 

[Tablet County]

If I could restart my life like a shitty phone comic protagonist, I'd live in the mountains and study whistling hares.

"I kissed a girl and I liked it, I hope Bill Clinton don't mind it".
I think I know why the fire was started...

How did she shit so fast? She must be pro with zero mental blocks.

Ever seen dogs get territorial when another dog walks by their yard, so they just fiercely stare at them while pooping?

 

[Banditotron]

I know a fag. He's retarded

 

[PhoBingas]

Ladies you need to get yourself a man who shits himself

 

[Rotollo 2]

Ethan: "As a Jewish man, are you going to tell black people to stop saying the N-word?"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Somewhere between a camel toe and a moose knuckle lies the truth.

p sure this is from the intro to The Twilight Zone

 

[JustSomeDong]

Just how many penises do you have? Actually, never mind. Don't answer that; this the wrong thread for it.

 

[Rotollo 2]

GET HIM JEW, GET HIM SQUASH THAT ROACH.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

i am proudly retarded, i dont want them to delete anything

 

[Rotollo 2]

Hasan: "I CAN'T INVENT RAPES"

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Jesus, son of the Lord our God would not react; nor wouldeth he - Ney, he would with mercy onto us, his flock only dispeseth and s, with generous abandon: for he is wise and righteous."
-Joshua, 9:11.