random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[WelperHelper99]

Kill yourself normie. You will never understand the plight of the modern day incel

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Nigga, you could not have made a more insanely suspicious first post if you tried

I'm not stuck in here with you, I'm stuck in here with me.

Thanks man thats pretty cool information you just shared with everyone.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Epstein's Island is just the tip of the ice(berg).

 

[CaddestSlown]

How gullible do you have to be to get trafficked by the tranny version of the Cryptkeeper?

 

[Statix_Shark]

What outsiders knew about jeets and their country came from carefully curated tidbits, crème de la merde if you will.

 

[Thé au lait]

Caden will never pass, he’s built like an iphone and has a deformed penne penis that he flashes at minors

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Could you spoiler the giant anime titties, please?

 

[Randomrando]

"Hey whorish vagina darling retard child, chill out."

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Look at Patrick Tomlinson, now take away a smelly hole that subsists only on nigger farts because absolutely no woman will marry this loser.

 

[Tablet County]

As far as Simpson's characters went, Apu had almost 0 negative qualities and was honestly sort of a Gary Stu,

TCD literally just saw pride flags and had a kneejerk reaction[...] even after he beat off to two ugly gay men buttfucking and said it's great tv, i am just flabbergasted

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I don’t care if I die bish - bitch tits

 

[Pedophobe]

You do not hate them enough, I assure you.

Sentences that have never been uttered before in human history, brought to you by trans madness.

No one in this tragicomedy is sexy.

Normies have been and always will be cattle nigger at the end of the day.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

"If I could tell my mother to eat a dick, just one more time...."

 

[CallmeCicada]

Do not insult the futamensch or the futsapo will have to deal with you.

My cock is cocking everywhere for bussy baba

Cockabussy! What a bussy! Mashallah i say 10 dinars on that oiled up ass baby

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Can't believe none of you archived his dick pics smh. Some kiwis you are!

 

[Gog & Magog]

I have womb envy. My biggest desire in life is to be able to gestate, deliver and breastfeed a full litter of kittens.

 

[SCV]

Enjoy Sanctions Retard Child.

 

[Tablet County]

"OMG I'm like, so bored at this checkout line! Anyways, that whole "rape thing" is like, so yesterday, it's not a big deal! All the haters are bringing me down, might kys later. Okay, the line is freed up, toodles! "

In this day and age, a Ben Hur remake would be called Nig Hur.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Edit: I wouldn’t have gotten ninja’d by @Useful_Mistake if I hadn’t fought auto correct to say nigger a bunch

You're clearly a dogfucking pervert in your spare time, but I agree with you on this.

Yeah. He told the appeals team he was Indian and they immediately unbanned him.

Crazy as it sounds, coping to the point of creating alternate personas is not out of the question.

Total Galactic Conquest was achieved but lessons were learned about how this is not a sustainable way to go about things.

Spoiler: Bonus

Loony Tunes were sold out to Niggerdom 30 years ago. It's a valid debate that furry culture is an improvement.

 

[glass_houses]

Bandana to cover balding? Check. Balding greasy hair? Check. Horribly mismatched leggings/gym shorts (?) combo? Check. Gaudy striped socks? Check. Vaguely kinky rubber hooker boots? Check. Slight autogynesmile? Check! Ding Ding Ding! We have a weiner!