random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

You have to be persecuted.

You have to be jailed.

You have to be forced out of society by authorities.

You have to die.

You do not have the slightest idea how badly I ended up crying as I had to process the fact that my bloodline ends with me.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I watched Legend of the Overfiend once and it was horrific but I did get a boner.

Nigga you jerk off to trap porn, YOU are the unfathomably gay fanbase.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I bet 90% of recovering alcoholics are healthier than him. At least they're recovering.

All I wanted were some chicken nuggets, and what I got was anther sign of the downfall of Western civilization. Made me sad.

By God I am an American and I will not stand idly by while my right to imbibe corn syrup is being infringed upon.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Retard quiche alchemy bullshit again.

I'm working on a Canadian omegaverse fic in which feminine men are placed on a 12-year-long wait list for meds and then painlessly euthanised.

 

[Clotso Coof]

I find one of the most commonly asked questions about any lolcow is "Why is this clearly retarded person doing all of these retarded things? Doesn't he know that if he stopped being retarded he wouldn't have all these retard problems?"

 

[Spectate]

Define retard, Smegma Fraud

 

[CaddestSlown]

This is why if you develop even the most basic of practical skills, you can be leader of the cannibal gang and enslave the rest.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

But they generally don't try to rape the beer.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

KiwiFarms is easily the funniest place on earth. Like nigga, some dude coded a program to add “NIGGER” on videos.

What an incredible place.

 

[Haffhart]

I just wish I wasn't born at the literal END OF TIMES

 

[KingFrampt]

>send Null £1,488.00 for Kiwi Farms Gold

 

[Doxmatix]

He is milking a SANDWICH

PRINTER BEG HYPE LET'S FUCKING GO

and God damn I hope the kinda love they have finds me where they wouldn't leave me over a crack addled codependant chimpanzee screaming his lungs out almost nonstop at all hours of day and night while calling dangerous criminals to the house for drugs.

It’s like Groundhogs Day with fart pornography and suicide baiting.

"I'm not ok..." Bitch, who the fuck is?

Evidently her teeth are commiting suicide too.

He's going to get stabbed in prison for honeybun debt.

 

[Clotso Coof]

No candy. Candy is for closers.

 

[Pedophobe]

You guys have some weird knowledge.

Screenshot this, you fucking pussy.

Could it be a gayop? No one's willingly this stupid, right?

I'm kinda bad at stalking!

He is such a bad liar, no wonder he couldn’t a real lawyer.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Fuck him and his faggy disney ham and cheese sandwich.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Honestly, when people say my posts are retarded, I think to myself "wow, these people should see the awful drafts that I delete."

 

[Dr. Butt]

Welcome to this hive of incels and austists where we name the jew and also call out niggers, sand niggers, timber niggers, plains niggers, tundra niggers, steppe niggers, swamp niggers, jungle niggers, river niggers, mountain niggers, ocean niggers, beach niggers, bog niggers, island niggers, rock niggers, shrub niggers, scrub niggers, savannah niggers, delta niggers, prairie niggers, cave niggers, leaf niggers, ditch niggers, escarpment niggers, border niggers, snow niggers, rain niggers, fog niggers, potato niggers, rice niggers, pasta niggers, curry niggers, bean niggers, shrimp niggers, cabbage niggers, kraut niggers, kebab niggers, baguette niggers, burger niggers, haggis niggers, spice niggers, cheese niggers, wine niggers, bagel niggers, taco niggers, chicken niggers, sheep niggers, horse niggers, cow niggers, Horton's niggers, dog niggers, chicken niggers, freedom niggers, club niggers, track niggers, dot niggers, feather niggers, yellow niggers, green niggers, red niggers, high-yellow niggers, fast niggers, slow niggers, boat niggers, rail niggers, house niggers, city niggers, village niggers, town niggers, chalet niggers, county niggers, ghetto niggers, gated niggers, street niggers, road niggers, stroad niggers, hospital niggers, office niggers, nigger niggers, triple niggers, and spics.

 

[I'm a Silly]

snap it like a glowstick

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

fucking your mom in the privacy of your home? FINE. Fucking your mom on a balcony where news publishes it to TMZ? illegal.

Some laws are fucking weird.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

To put it bluntly WHITE PEOPLE TEND TO MASTER THE WILDERNESS BECAUSE IT'S OUR FUCKING THING FUCK OFF WE EXIST BECAUSE FORESTS AND MOUNTAINS ARE OUR SHIT.

$558 limited edition Air Jordan 4 White Oreos

Confucius say: Pray african game, win african prize.