random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[monstrous bubo]

We believe he may have been traveling to the orillia ontario area to meet someone named James but goes by the user name Yeuri or Noodle-Kun

 

[a hapless toad]

I at least use words that make sense -.- the fuck is a mongoloid? lol a deformed Vocoloid?

 

[Aunt Carol]

And not even Nissan Drivers are safe from trooning out.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Beating your family so you can leech off of them to buy fart porn is not work.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

If wanting you executed was a fetish, it would be my favorite.

I'm sure the demons in Hell will be delighted to know this opinion of you as you are tortured for eternity.

I would personally place you inside one of those bathtubs that enclose you in pitch black darkness, are isolated from the sound of outside and you just stare at the blackness of the lid—and abandon you there for 24 hours.

 

[CaddestSlown]

THAT PUSSY IS HAUNTED, LITTLE JUAN IS FUCKING GRUDGE MOANING AND KICKING HER OVERIES GOING “booo bitch Suffa horse woman Suffa booo.” *rings bell* THAT PUSSY IS A TOMB FOR THE UNBORN SOLDIER.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

source

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

I divorced my Mother

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How did you moon cricket?

 

[Hamstirer]

Imagine being the 583rd guy to bust in her ass or whatever. It must be like fucking a box of Twinkies that someone stepped on.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Catcher in the Rye didn’t convince me to shoot John Lennon nearly as much as Imagine did.

This might be the worst thing I've seen on the internet this week.

Experts say that if a crackhead wielding a knife is moving in your direction, you should run away. "Ummmm what about folks who can't run? Not only is it an ableist thing to say, but some people are actually suicidal and your statements are actually harmful to the suicidal community??"

That entire fucking country deserves nothing but to become one big Fallout LARP community.

just log off. It's not real. None of this is real.

If Gates was doing like conspiracionists say and mass sterilizing the third world, I would buy all Microsoft products I can.

Strong "taking a dick out selfie in a nursery's toilet is my human right" vibe going on.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I could beat the tar out of him on his best day while I'm pants shittingly sick from a month on a strict taco bell diet.

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

my grandpa died from choking on a literal quesadilla

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Wanna know who makes fun of things someone else never had control over?

Evil people. Demons in the flesh.

You are a repulsive, walking cockroach that reeks of demonic influence, you deserve to be eviscerated while under the effects of adrenaline shots

Murderous ideations have been a thing in my head since I was fucking 13 and I was relentlessly harassed by retarded people like you in primary. Even drew a drawing of myself shooting Gustavo down out of sheer fucking desperation.

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

Don't masturbate to your biology homework.

 

[Rotollo 2]

she looks like Diddy Kong naturally

 

[SlaanyChaser]

I come from thick Italian stock though and garlic is life for us roaches.

I like the concept that bankers were sitting around pining for the days when they could scream FAGGOT in the office and no one would give a fuck. ALMOST humanizes them.

My struggle will end when I'm allowed to tell people on Facebook to kill themselves without being punished for it

Goddamn it, the one thing I know about the correlation between furries and plushies is that IT DOES NOT GO WELL

There's probably some slow-in-the-mind poltergeist or something in it.

being insane due to being locked up in a cage until he was 16

You are not a good fit for this forum's culture. Please leave.

fuck off back to reddit

as a certified Gibesoligist from the University of AmHole studies. I need to correct this hateful fake news.

Neovaginal Prolapse Arc let's goooooooooo

futilely rubbing a little nostril sized aperture on a withered flaccid lump

Don't make me tap the sign.

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I doubt the average farms user has a squeaky clean drive either

Literally who? Some black Youtuber? Cool, the world continues on.

The fact that you know which page it's on is shameful.

FOR SALE
DRAGON DILDO
NEVER USED

Update: Googling "Pampers diapers Fluttershy" was a horrible idea, do NOT attempt this.

your vibrant nation of maple syrup, tranny tyranny and asian immigration

Just sitting back and observing this seemingly endless stream of increasingly embarrassing and entertaining failures.

I mean, a lot of people have been in his wife.

"This Gamer, Hasan Piker"
He said it like a slur lmao

She's got 99 personalities and they're all your problem.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Now if you were jerking it to a memory you had of banging your wife when you were both minors, especially if she had some rocking tits at the time, that's totally fine.

 

[not william stenchever]

"Talking to you is like having a rap battle with a vibrator."

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

it takes talent being so much of a loser with that kind of rack

Hiroshima and Nagasaki once again proving that it's quite literally better to have your city vaporized by a nuke than having niggers and other thirdies living in it.

I just hope he joins the 41% before he's too fat to hang himself.