random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[MaduroHunter]

Ya know: “puberty blockers” which have unpleasant side effects for elderly men. I hope Biden blows up like a bloated tick

Gatekeep your remaining hobbies better and pirate all good content before it gets edited or replaced with slop so you can still remember when things didn't suck as much.

 

[Blackstar]

From Rekieta

Nick is doing well on twitter right now

https://nitter.net/RekietaLaw/status/1929340613075308785#m

I did not throw a coke bullet at my daughter. You're insane.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It didn’t have to be this way.

 

[JustSomeDong]

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IN THE FIRST GAMERGATE, IN THE FIRST DILATION
WHEN THE WEB FIRST CENSORED, ONE STOOD
HE CHOSE THE PATH OF PERPETUAL SNEEDING
IN HIS RAVENOUS HATRED, HE FOUND NO PEACE
AND WITH BOILING BLOOD, HE SCOURED THE UPPERCASE-I INTERNET, SEEKING VENGEANCE AGAINST THE DARK PAYMENT PROCESSOR LORDS WHO HAD WRONGED HIM
AND THOSE THAT TASTED THE BITE OF HIS CHEESE NAMED HIM... THE NULL SLAYER

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Quoting @Diana Moon Glampers: "I only regret that I have but one account's privileges to lose for my autism."

Semper Fi, Diana.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Sure he got a small inheritance ($15k), but he’s spent some of that on his fetish art

 

[WhoBusTank69]

But I do wonder if he's got some kind of Pinocchio curse where every time he does a good deed his nipples grow in length.

 

[Patryk Kornatowski]

Trannies are paedophiles

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I could be the only straight dude on the cruise ship tearing up some lesbian pussy. What's that? You thought you wanted to play for the other team, but you really miss getting fucked by a man. Well, I'm the only straight guy around. You have no other choice. Don't worry I will make you remember why you decided to be a lesbian in the first place.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

Honestly uncanny ridiculous proportioned sex bots that give 7 fingered hand jobs is on the more understandable side of weird fetishes

 

[SITHRAK!]

Did Zelda just disguise herself as a man (like Mulan) or did she turn herself into a man i.e. magic herself a cock?

Stop fucking fantasizing about zelda tranny magic cocks.

I fucking love this magical place

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I hope to god you use a VPN or incognito mode or something, because the targeted advertising you must get probably qualifies as torture under the Geneva Conventions.

 

[30+GameOvers]

"sorry puppy mommy is daydrinking, it's time to spend another 12 hours in the isolation cube."

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

I'm getting conflicting info from preddit with people from a couple years ago saying the Presidency is mostly ceremonial to meltdowns today as if Trump personally landed in the capitol in a UFO wearing full nazi regalia.

These Wolfenstein sequels are getting very silly.

 

[Oliver Onions]

even that small victory can be completely nullified by turning them into a soyjak

 

[CaddestSlown]

It's not possible to truly enjoy getting buttfucked in the public toilets without knowing that amazon has rainbowified their logo

 

[Hitman One]

I searched over a million webpages one time for offensive and inappropriate george floyd memes.

 

[Gentlebastard]

if they can do it to a Chuck E Cheese's game they can do it to a Vegas slot machine.

Where’s a schizophrenic homeless man when you actually need him? Smh

Hey baby, I hear the A-logs calling, tossed salads and scrambled eggs...

 

[vomitusdeux]

I'd rather be a nigger than a pedophile.

I'm downgrading Colton from Mexican to Filipino.

I will worship AI if it kills all niggers and Jews, because that is proof it's going to lift humanity's future on to sunlit uplands.

Then again I also wouldn't chop off my dick and post my nudes or buy a horse dildo soap.

How much is he spending on hair removal that he's listing it with collectibles?

What they should do is get a real bald eagle and dye its feathers. Also give it gender affirming care. That would be a middle finger to the trans genociders.

Training dogs to chew up queers is like some sort of epic based 4D chess move.

>I MAKE 41% JOKES ON THE INTERNET BUT I NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER WANT A TRANNY TO KILL THEMSELVES

Pooners, furries, they're all fodder for the farms.

It’s not my fault troons are coomers that only think about True and Honest pussy.

Yeah I support LGBT.
Let's
Go
Bomb
Tel-Aviv

Seeing A man in a dress swallowing toilet duck then doubling up, vomiting and moaning horribly before checking out is going to be way less traumatic than a man in a dress screaming and flailing and begging for the pain to stop, before falling to the ground and stinking of macabre barbecue and fried silicone.

The children are going to have enough nightmares seeing grown men shoving root vegetables up each other while wearing pink pvc and dog masks, so a grim poisoning is probably less emotionally scarring than an excuse to be vegan.

I think you should repent and stop sticking shit up your asshole.

black people are the modern day jews, cry about everything and want to claim everything

you just gotta spit on it and shove it up your ass why do we need like 12 paragraphs about it

The spamming about ass fucking will continue until morale improves!

your dog isn't a faggot though,

You bring shame upon your mother by letting foreign men molest you.

jews have the best cocks to be honest, it's always cut, clean and pubes are trimmed.

I bet you don't even like penis, you fraud.

Imagine being so unfuckable that even gays don't want you.

This is exactly what Darwin had in mind when the term survival of the fittest was coined. Maggots born in a pedophile's trash can filled with diapers, piss, shit, and other assorted biohazard.

i just wanted to make some onlnie friends... now im being cyber crimed

havent had an std in my life

YHWH is a big boy, hes not going to cry and piss his pants because you call him a jew kike faggot supporter. Believe me I've tried

I don't know why she thinks this, since fisting causes injury but okay.

Wow, you people bitching about the BDSM harness are seriously hypocritical. If you can shove chickens into cages, I can put a harness on an eagle.

In all ways except physical (thank god) i am a resident of Boise Idaho

only journos could somehow make taking it up the arse even gayer than it was

 

[barrow greeter]

Um did I just watch a retard use a plastic garbage bag to wipe shit off his dick?