random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Absurdist Laughter]

The obvious way is to bluetooth chip a fleshlight...

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

May you have the warm and soft hands of a gentle and amenable stranger to cradle your balls as you sleep.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

half nigger, half brit

This child is basically indian

 

[SNEED.EXE]

BREAKING NEWS: NIGGER SHAT ON THE FLOOR

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I remind you that there is someone well documented on this website who legally married a stuffed animal of a My Little Pony character. There is no bar too low for some.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Real examples of gas chamber bait, real 'feed them to the furnace' type people.

 

[Asian tech support]

I usually buy my bananas in bulk, so I will go to self checkout and buy like 80 pounds of bananas, and sneak in like an extra 50 pounds in there for free, what is that bitch gonna do, weigh ALL of the bananas. They have never caught on to my scheme.

 

[Throwaway Email Enjoyer]

I don't think a part-time role at 7/11 covers his chastity cage and fetish gear budget

 

[Gentlebastard]

Have you heard of therians? It's like an intentional separation between furrys(fucked in the head sex weirdos) and children who identifies as animal. They're like the Furry Jugend, furries in training/grooming, and I don't like it.

That’s got to be AI. I’m just gonna tell myself that it’s AI.

Pretty much every day for the past 2 months has seen him do something that made everyone here go "What a fucking moron. Does he think this makes him look good?"

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

I should not have lit myself on fire as it's not going to solve anything.

Zachthephoenix on TikTok

Doctor McNinja's dad would disagree.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

Honestly, even over a decade later, I'm still kind of disappointed that real women can't turn into velociraptors.

(Couldn't figure out how to import quote into my previous post, apologies.)

 

[Hitman One]

You make an interesting point, Mr. Gay Porn.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm not joking — I fully believe there are Mossad agents employed to be on Kiwi Farms in an effort to sway public opinion in favor of the Jews. I am suspicious of anyone defending H3, and I'm sure at least 70% of them are covert Mossad agents with multiple tabs open ready to give me trash and hat reacts.

 

[Markass the Worst]

the type of women i like:

1) has a pulse (optional)

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

Look at this. He's like a gremlin ate after midnight and fucked an aye aye and that child became a pimp

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

It's a fic about a woman trying to replicate 4chan culture, but ends up replicating in the only accurate way by making the Latino the rapist.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

I find it especially fitting that these particular people get owned by a pile of tensors.

This one isn't as horrible because he's not spreading his horrble abnormal vagina for the world to see.

This is fictional Brazil, where birds can also buy and install smart TVs.

Inless a small creature or person shaped creature shows up in my house years from now then I will elaborate.

There's no gags. No jokes. Just.... round bird with big eyes.

 

[PhoBingas]

I believe Joe Biden was the definitive expert on who was Black, so shut your mouth.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Men should not like things; they should work and then die.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

You can still deliberately make eldritch horrors and probably should.