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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Google “sonic rule 34” to learn more.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Republicans are separating families with FNAF money

 

[Cnidarian]

Or maybe Allah is the final boss of Undertale, I haven't played it myself

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I would like to state for the record, under penalty of perjury, that any of these images could be used as a long-term erection suppressant.

 

[Brain Power]

they didn't just circumcise my boy
they fucking chopped his head off.

if this were a literal vagina monster they wouldn't do this kind of shit to it.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

She IS a smug fat baby. How is this woman an adult? She can't wipe her own ass or tie her own shoes.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Francesco DeIIamorte

niggers tongue my system resources

 

[Slideshow Bill]

the twink on ozempic is here to stay

Because most Hispanics DO NOT reach six feet in height.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

When I was maybe 13, I bought a 4-pound mineral salt block at the feed store and kept it on my bookshelf, where I licked it once or twice a day to see if I could erode a groove in it. (Yes.) This was before we had the Internet, although there were some local BBSes.

 

[Doxmatix]

Please keep Nick Fuentes away from my penis!

 

[Meat Target]

You are the blackest gorilla nigger I've ran across this month.

 

[Aunt Carol]

By default I'm going to assume his mother and some of his loved ones are normalfags.

 

[Cnidarian]

This should be where the Fear & Hunger live-action adaptation is filmed.

 

[CaddestSlown]

i promised not to be retarded so im not responding to that

 

[Pendulous Dong]

"We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing"

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

I'll take discussion of weird Japanese hentai any day over that fucking debate again.

 

[Pedophobe]

Within 10 years the Internet will be gone. World wide. At least for some measure of time.

I´m sorry if her mushy tits casted some spell on you.

I thought I was retarded, but some people on this fucking website are even more retarded than I am.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

You need to get yourself a skunk buddy. They love ground bees and will dig out a whole hive to snack on. That's why I love skunks, and let them eat the outdoor cat food. You can summon skunks with outdoor cat food.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Iran hates America for incredibly uncomplicated and petty reasons. They want us dead because we have burgers with bacon and don't have to fast once a year for a month.

It's amazing how life can turn out if you aren't automatically an ass to everyone you meet.

I see she's going for the salmon reproductive strategy. Just spew out a bunch of low value offspring and put the least amount of effort possible into taking care of them. At least one will spread your shitty genes.

Thanks, I guess, for helping me avoid giving idiots any of my hard-earned money, I’ll just go to LUCKY NAIL #3 and give my cash to the racist, homophobic Vietnamese ladies who work there instead.

For some reason, I thought about Carrot Top being a part of some kind of American, trans-exterminating SS-esque force, and it made me giggle.

Greee is the one cow that will never ever Troon out. His fantasy and self image is unquestionably male. He may at some point start fucking chickens. But he will be fucking those chickens as the Uber Chad Alpha Male that he so clearly is.

He's clearly had this on his chest for a long time, right between his giant Matterhorn nipples.

Holy shit Dumbo wasn't playing around. That pajeet was claymation at the end. Hitler was right. We DO need more war elephants.

it is an abomination you are even allowed to use the same internet as me

 

[Speedrunner]

So, Bill Gates rapes meth niggas? and furthermore Windows is gay?