random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Jonah Hill poster]

My goy, this shit is like a fight in the Denny's parking lot.

No one has principles. No one actually 'means what they are saying'. No one here stands for anything other than profiting from someone else's suffering.

We could've an in-depth discussion about the ramifications of this or how inconsistent for one's principles it is to support one side or the other.

But this is a fucking fight outside a Denny's. That ship already sailed. We already live in a world where every single one of these fuckers represents something or is something that ruined the Internet.

We are seeing two groups of people that took a bunch of wrong decisions that led them here and all God asks from you is to watch it or fuck off. If you want some class, go to Wendy's.

I swear, people forgot how to appreciate a retard fight

Why are you trying to moralfag about e-drama while trying to play the "yeah I'm no moralfag because I say nigger" card?
You're pretty gay and so are your opinions.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

its just sad that weebs jacking off to jiggling anime titties all day are more responsible with children than an indie animator with a huge fanbase

 

[Crex Crex]

Donation of 10 000 euro from NiggaheilmechaHilter thye say : carpet bomb sweden.

"THE MATRIX IS PREVENTING ME (AND YOU!) FROM GETTING THE LOLI HAREM YOU DESERVE!"

That goofy bitch mothra or whatever claiming it was perfectly normal to.. let's say harvest semen from dead jews on the battlefield. That still sticks with me months and months later.

 

[The Last Stand]

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

We need a dedicated Jew Spergatorium

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

I'm gonna fuck a dude.

 

[Rotollo 2]

That's great but the 47 year old man just did a 3 hour stream today glazing animated children from Japan.

 

[Skitarii]

In 5 years, when niggers start striking videos that discuss their corn starch obsession, tell me that I was wrong.

 

[Rotollo 2]

The truth isn't as fun as brazenly accusing someone of being a pedophile.

 

[Big Nasty]

This is the Platonic ideal Bluesky post: "my wife's boyfriend made pancakes and I am eating them with my anime waifu (statuette pictured) in front of my computer."

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I didn't vote you fucking retard FREAK

 

[30+GameOvers]

I guess he relates to "eat shit and die" on a spirutual level

 

[deleuzeon]

I ask you to let me on your radio show to talk about my pedo coffee company.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

same potential for sewer goblinry

Just so she isn't smacking people with her ass

baking soda and its friends

If anybody wants to pay me to write a sexy WH40K novella, I'm happy to oblige. I charge extra for Deamonculaba, though.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

I DO NOT FUCK HORSES

 

[Gentlebastard]

Did anyone ever come up with a protocol for handling and disposing of the Sonichu medallions?

For me personally, the question of "which side annoys me the most, and thus whose suffering will give me the most satisfaction" is resolved entirely through simple mathematics.

If the opposite occurs it will be mildly disappointing at worst as I lack any tangible or emotional investment beyond casual spite.

These retards always flock together somehow, I love it.

What do you even say to comfort him? “Sorry kiddo, your mom’s a fucking retard in some weird-ass cult, you’ll understand when you’re older.”

Someone in this family is making good choices and it's not the person with blue hair and a mask pfp.

We need a phrase or word for when these people start crafting their own reality in front of you.

That's just being delusional.

I always forget about his bisexuality until someone brings it up again. The gay scene is a giant degenerate fuckfest, there's so many apps dedicated to hooking up. Having to pay for gay sex is so embarrassing.

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

God has a special providence for children, drunks, America, and Chantal, apparently

 

[Dr. Butt]

Good. Rape is awesome now, since it's just words. Let's just rape everyone all the time! RAPE RULES! Because it's just words anyway! Thanks KNEEL GAY MAN!

 

[Mound Dweller]

I experienced a pluto over my ascendant transit and I was struck by how real it all is and really how powerless we are against destiny, which I do believe exists now.

 

[Dr. Butt]

My autism is so profound that I created an account just to reply here.