random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

His social media accounts contain gay black men kissing, him dressing like a girl, and some other brony shit.

 

[Spectate]

(A)

fuck why am i learning JUST NOW that my mom is being sued

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Children are cruel and I'm very in touch with my inner child!

A girl is just an idea in a man’s head.

Like, I'm really feeling myself. I'm feeling my body right now. My penis feels amazing. It's blissful. And you just kind of have that feeling take over and you just start vibing with it and you can just see it. The eyes start rolling and the moans come out when dudes get super gooned. It's drooling, tongue out, eyes crossed. Those are some of the attributes I see with gooning hitting that perfect goon state.

 

[.iota.]

Now, stop dodging my question like it's an education.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Guy sucks one dick (FOR DRUGS): proven gay
Woman has sex with 1,000 other women: faking it for attention

It's a preposterous double standard, especially since people who say this never suggest a better way to get drugs

 

[Aunt Carol]

talks about shit and butts twice
doesn't mention bathing once.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

My race is American, yours is probably Brown.

 

[stupid frog]

Imagine coming to iDubbbz of all fucking people when you need advice about social interaction. From anyone else "only thing you can control is yourself" would be good advice. Coming from the man fleeing from his country because his wife said so, it rings hollow. This fag doesn't even have control over when he is and isn't hungry

 

[neger psykolog]

Her Beezers and a-logs are insane, but are they crazy enough to contact Syrian authorities about her? Are there Syrian authorities? Syria is probably a-log proof.

 

[Cnidarian]

Is he planning on taking a hammer and chisel to his fucking abdomen

 

[Aunt Carol]

*Frank Sinatra voice* back in 2007...it was a very good year...it was a very good year for Fat Girl Angles and emo AMV edits...we'd hide from the lights...watch MTV...when I was 17...

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Open source niggers piss me off real good.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Imagine how fat one has to be to make public bans over cheese.

Just please don't fuck that poor kitty just pet the kitty enjoy the kitty purrs do not sexually abuse the kitty you evil fucking furfag.

I have no fucking idea if they're still around, or why they haven't killed themselves.

tfw not cool enough to have retards make shit up about me

ferret orgy parties

If you just let them say nigger none of this would have happened

 

[Premium Gonzo]

Anyway, this degenerate faggot should be fucking flayed

 

[3rdAccountFuckEmail.com]

"I'm about to crap all over Microsoft like they're the nicest street in existence" - mutahar/pootahar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OeZWfeCCw4 0:10

 

[Oliver Onions]

This case is fully on track to be heard by the Imperium of Man 20,000 years from now.

 

[Crex Crex]

Yes, this 30 year old man, instead of just ignoring Punk and moving on, stated that he hopes a fucking 14 year old gets raped to death in prison over Genshin Impact, Genshin fucking Impact!

Penis theft panic in Africa reveals Russian propaganda campaign against France

"Your penis disappears after a handshake" — this startling claim spread across the Central African Republic in 2024, causing riots and forcing government denials

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

his dick is now fully stuck in the beehive

 

[Wodanaz]

plus the asking about japanese dickgirls to his own dad is not a big of deal,

 

[Gentlebastard]

Who buys gold and silver and doesn't just keep it in a pirate treasure chest like god intended?

Jack was born 200 years late and 6000 miles off course to achieve his inborn destiny of being the loudest and most unsuccessful stallholder in the Marrakesh bazaar.

"I'm an aroace lesbian"

This person is, at the very least, 300 pounds.

Crows are borderline tool users. They will use sticks to get things they cannot otherwise reach. And have remarkable problem solving skills.

They would knife Shitlips within a week and blame it on Hobos.

I don't watch him for his politics, because that shit's dime a dozen, but I do like the snippets since it just highlights how unlikeable he actually is.